Mario Bros Fail
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hahaa classic
We’ve all been there!!!
I remember this, there is a spot here where you can slide through the ground and into a secret zone. I remember it in a cheat book years ago. Actually this is not a fail. If you have this game and know where to enter secret zone it’s a WIN.
Shut up Ross oh loser ass nobody takes this game that serious to where you get a cheat book you loser
tdog aggression fail
minus the aggression…it still is a fail to have to cheat on Super Mario Bros. lol
Well, I guess enough people wanted a cheat book that the publisher felt compelled to publish it.
Capitalism win for them/fail for you.
what would Jesus do?
turn the bricks into wine
maybe turn the other cheek lol
jesus would rise from the dead on the 3rd day..
Turn bricks into coins. Duh.
He would create a black hole on one of the mushrooms face!
one of the brickets would turn into a knight and kill that thing
get nailed to the question mark box?
Jesus wouldn’t have anything to worry about cause the goombas aren’t Jewish.
He would call Chuck Norris
He would lie to the goomba because thats what he was best at.
its actually What would W do. and i would annoy him to death
Pray
He would obviously hit *Start* then *Select* duh
^^^^^^ GOOD CALL ^^^^^
he would light that creature on fire and send it straight to hell
divide by zero
Watch mario struggle and judge him in the end.
lol major failage. poor mario
hes gonna get humped by that ugly lil thing!!
its a GOOMBAH people ge it right !!!!!!
There is always a chance to get out of a fail. In this case Mario should run towards the wall on the right and then diagonally jump and hit the ?box while the Jumba is beneath thus allowing him to stomp his opponent and free himself. Thoughts?
super mario freak
?!
Nope, Mario would still be too low.
Rofl…OP you are accustomed to fail enough to figure a way out…grats. u win at life.
I Love this guy
Duck, then jump and hit the ?. But the other two will just finish him off. Where is that fucking flower when you need one.
dont think it would work but its your best bet…
He has to hit the question mark block and hope the mushroom goes left instead of right. If the mushroom reaches him in time, he’ll grow and be able to smashie the blocks above his head. If it’s a 1UP, he’s screwed, but can play again.
@bugga: been awhile since you played…thos blocks cant be smashed. @LOLZ: flowers grow out the top. you still fail. @maybe: its a goomba not a jumba
get a life
well i think its all great advice…providing he still got the game on pause and is still awaiting a viable answer to this predicament 2 years later!!!
Uh, guys. The goomba’s as tall as the space. Give up.
I believe it’s called a koopa
Its a Goombah
FAIL
koopa troopa is the turtle thing
How can you be a Mario freak and not know the difference between a koopa and a goomba. you fail
Koopa ftw!!!
koopa troopers are the turtals
@Gruesome
There are no Koopas in this picture…
@AWF
You fail spell, it’s spelled *turtles*.
I guess everyone fails these days.
koopa?!?! that sounds like a position
goombah pawnige
pwned, i can already see that ugly thing own Mario
Others may see this as Mario fail, but I see this as Goomba win!
@Bugga:
shrooms always go right
@bugga Try the reply button u fail.
At that moment you stare at the screen trying to figure a way out, then you put down the controller and await the pwnage. Too bad Mario couldn’t punch on that game lol
Mario could walk through anything in game 1, but that is game 3.
HE IS DEAD
What makes you think the goombah has bad intentions – he may be coming over to pay back Mario for a past debt with some gold coins… poor goombah’s a victim of profiling
yea maybe he’s just saying bye and jumping out of the little hole =) optimistic
WOW @ all the Mario nerds.
Go Mario or go home. :]
lol i put a mario comment a few pics ago
MArio: Momma Mia!!!!!
Goombas Get his ass!
where the hell is a fricking mega mushroom when you need one?
ITS A TRAP!
now i can see the squid head (Penny, from the big bang theory)
XD i hope that’s not a Star Wars reference.
maybe if mario had a speed mushroom before that he could run and right when the muffin thing goes to the very left he could free himself OOOoooOOOO but probably not…
Well, if in fact, the muffin thing is heading to the left, which it is not. If it was, how did Mario end up on the right of muffie?!! You fail.
Meanwhile Luigi was banging the Princess.
mario’s death is all a part of his plan.
PUSSIES LIVES LONGER. ALSO, IT’S GOOD FOR THE SOUL.
in the end
luigi gets the princess while bowser jerks off watching luigi and the princess get it on
what about the magic star thing??
duh duh dun da da duh duh
Ugly thing: win
Mario: epic failure
poor mario
im stuccckkk
dammit not again
Simple Solution, you shouldn’t have went in there in the first place know YOU SHALL DIE!
1,000 Ways To Die?
He’s fucked
A CLASSIC FAIL. BUT ONE CAN SAY “IT’S AN EPIC FAIL WIN!”
Hacked video games XD Always fun when this happens but… what was he thinking!? XD
you hit the box on the wrong side. had it been hit on the right it would have when left. but either way he’s trapped he’s going to die.
I say he just runs into the goomba and gets it over with. There’s no turning back when you fail. On to the next one…
ghumbba win
This is da part where i go son of a bitch
Maybe da goomba is a ugli girl and jus happens to b a fan
Do what I did. Pull out a machine gun, and gun him down.
I dont get what the fail is…help
Well, IMO it’s the lame ass game itself. I’d rather watch flies fuck.
ignorance is bliss; except when it comes to mario
as Michael Ford from Conduit 2 says: EPIC FAIL!
this shit sucks its why i was an angry child cuz of fucking mario
Mario has no where to run and no where to hide. He’s gonna die
*SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Theres a secret passage to get out of that.
stupid fail of mario ¬¬
I wanna sex fail!
too bad…
¬_¬
EPIC FAIL
DD
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