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Either this is fake or graded by another student. If an actual teacher wrote this kinda junk on my kids paper, I’d smack em in their smartass mouth.
I write this “kinda junk” on your child’s homework every week. Your child is a moron and now I see why he is failing sixth grade science, his inherent intelligence does not fail to amaze.
I wonder, Bernie, do you understand the humor of this website?
If the kid needs help, you help him. You don’t mock or make fun of him. The fail on this paper is that of the teacher. Teachers are employed to educate not to ridicule.
Right and physical assault is punishable by law…at least the teacher is not destroying the kids face for his stupidity… which is half of what most a-holes would do to the poor SOB who wrote this.
Ya well its funny so lighten up sweetheart
LMAO!!! is there anywhere else I can find stuff like this?
This was supposed to be college level, you can tell by the format of the paper. Stop being a dumb arse.
i like when my professors correct my paper with humor than to flat out say “your wrong.” If i was a teacher, i would do the same
there is no way that a 6th grader drew that, oh so lifelike, Astronomy Man…
Im a teacher, and I would do the same.. if u actually read that.. u must know that he thinks that leasers are “magical”.. thats just dumb.. no more words for that, parenting fail, previos teacher fail, funny correcting WIN..
leasers?….didnt u say ur a teacherr??
well its obviously his own handwriting
i think that would be the sweetest teacher ever! dude i want that teacher!
role model fail. Did you know that a good sense of humour is directly related to IQ?
In the top right corner of the paper you’ll see that the format is clearly a college format (note the class Phy 302K, clearly a college course) so before you judge, think of it this way, if you’re a professor having to grade 500 essays and someone turns in this piece of crap wouldn’t you be pissed off, Bernie?
Yeah, and I’m willing to bet if this is a college course, it’s just a TA grading this essay and not a professor. I have TA’s that are sometimes students that have just graduated (only 22 or so). Not surprised if this was actually real
I think its funny! Maybe this kid is smart but doesnt put any effort into his education and the teachers sick of it.
He got 3 outta 3 apparently…
I hope this is not true. Any teacher who would write this on a students essay is the true failure. I am aware of this site being about humor but this shows the true FAILURE of the educational system. Not being the student but the teacher and his lack of doing his job and taking the time to see if the student is even willing to learn. By his attempt a bad attempt but his attempt he maybe willing to learn.
read the essay, then talk, 6years old kid could do better..
How is it the teacher’s fail? It’s a college level class, & some dumbass thinks CD players are “magical”, the teacher shouldn’t have to be all, “ohh timmy, do you need help? you seem to be struggling, would you like me to hold your hand the whole way through the course like we’re 6 again?” No. If that kid is too stupid or doesn’t care enough, then that’s his own problem. He’s paying for those classes, if he’s not gonna try to get anything out of them, then who cares. Plus, that kid’s an adult, if he can’t take that feedback, he needs to go hide in his mother’s basement far from the real world.
How can this be the teacher’s failure? Have’nt you read the essay? He said ”proffesor”, that must mean that he is a college student. If you are his teacher, and you teach him and his classmates well, and you wasted half of your life at school, teaching kids. Would’nt you do the same? LET ME GUESS, YOU ARE AN AMERICAN RIGHT?
First off in all actuality its a fail on both parts…its a fail on the student for being in college and not being at the writing level he or she should be at and that also he could of received help from the writing center to make his or her paper better…and its a fail on the teacher for making those remarks on the students paper, no matter how uneducated the paper was typed, the professor (because we dont call them teachers in college) should have been an adult and talked to that student one on one or e-mailed the student letting them know they could of done a lot better. Its all about respect and if 2 adults cant sit down and talk about the students paper in a professional way then he does not need to be a professor. Not everyone is perfect in every field, some need more help than others!
Secondly if you look at this picture a professor did not do that, a professor would not give a student a 3/3 and then go back and ridicule this student like that, because the professor knows that he could lose his job when the student presented it to a dean. So basically its a fail on both accounts, yes its meant to be funny, but in all actuality its not!
Everybody should calm down about it… the frame of mind you have when you read it will make it come off with more venom then the guy intended.
None of us know what type of raporte the teacher has with their pupils. I imagine it’s probably meant to be light hearted.
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this is definitely a fail classic…..although the sad thing is Ive seen worse attempts at college level writing then this….
‘than’ not ‘then’
MAYBE MOST OF THOSE ATTEMPTS IS YOURS
peer review
Hey, at least his paper was published.
this can be real, ive had a few professors who say much worse things to students faces.
Did wrote this essay?
Yea it is definitely a college level paper. Professors and lectures, definitely not out of line to grade a paper like that at that level.
I would love to meet this professor. Wait, I may have graded that paper.
Guys Stop Gettinqq All Pissy. It Was A College Paper. Wtf Did YOu Want His To Do, Draw A Frown ]:
Ohh Yea And Deff A Win.
This was definitely another student correcting the paper, did the same in my English course. This kid is awesome!
I call this a win. Frankly, if I had gotten comments like this on one of my papers back in college, I would have appreciated real, brutally honest feedback so that I could improve in the future.
People these days are so damn sensitive about everything – this wasn’t a paper by “some kid”, it was by an adult (unless this person was in college earlier than 18 from being moved up a grade or two, but I severely doubt it). There’s nothing wrong in my eyes about this feedback – frankly, it’s hilarious. I wanna meet the person who graded that paper. XD
How did they still manage to score 3/3?!
finally….i was wondering if I was the only one who noticed that he still got a perfect score despite all these “errors”…
this is a FAIL because its obviously a fake. good job on getting so worked up over a fake essay. u guys FAIL along with this essay.
D-You are a faggot, and even if this wasn’t fake, this happens all the time in college. You probably have never been so you wouldn’t know dumb@$$
you would say faggot but you wouldn’t say ass, ha
Pathetic americans, I can see now why the world hates you!
As a response to MARCOPOLO626’s reply; not all Americans are as dumb as you think. Sure the stupid screaming Jonas Brothers fans don’t help, as well as the few of us that are actually that stupid trolling the internet that make the rest of us look bad. Yes, as surprising as it is, some of us actually get educations. I know, amazing right!?*sarcasm*. Anyway, f*** off and stop stereotyping us.
It was a teacher’s assistant most likely. An awesome one at that.
It’s a physics course. I can understand anyone grading such a crappy paper like this.
In school I would have loved to get an essay returned with those comments on! I’m at uni now though and that kind of thing definitely does happen though. Why would anyone think it was bad to get those comments on a returned paper?! The teacher seems awesome.
he missed “you” couch. but im sure he got tired of spell checking
How sad that there are actually people this stupid…
Mis-spelling “that” clearly just shows laziness. Comments on paper are a little blunt, but whoever wrote this just didn’t give a flying *uck. Maybe this will wake them up.
Anyone who can’t see that probably had kids and coddles them so much that their brains have turned into oatmeal. Don’t get me started on the education system…
this is def. fakE!!!!!!!!!!!
and nobody has pointed out that tv remotes use infrared not lasers lol
I went to private school and teacher’s wrote this type of sh1t all the time on papers. If a smart kid just half aszes through an assignement I would hope a teacher would call him out on it. At least he used humor so the kid would relate.
lazers arent voodoo XD
Whoever graded this deserves a medal… but why does it still get full marks?
This reminds me- I did a little essay for a tech class about my laptop & what I do with it when I wrote at the bottom:
I have nothing else to say about my laptop, so here’s a picture of a walrus.
And I got an extra mark for it.
WIN!
Omg seriously! Dude that is hilarious! walruses are beast….XD definately a WIN! Where do u go to school? i SO want a teacher that would give me bonus points for a walrus on a essay! XD
Gotta love Astronomy Man. I also lol’d at the very small “Ooooo shiny” remark.
hahahah the lasers reaches a distance of 1.25 miles. so the professor used it to point at the stars he was talking about hahahhaha… i guess the laser that the professor had could reach the distance of 381283421 lightyears:P
sorry lol , my other comment was just wrong..
nd he was one of the campers that he was talking.. and that the laser could reach the distance of 1.25miles away.. lets that the laser actually could reach the stars he was talking about, am curious arent we supposed to be dead by now 
wat i meant to say , was that he said “This astronomer had a laser that could shine 1.25 miles. This feature enable him to teach a group of campers about the stars in the sky by ‘actually’ poiting at exact stars without us having to guess to where he was looking” soo i guess he met that “Astronomer”
the spelling doesnt bother me but the lack of knowledge and understanding does …see you can be realy inteligent but cant spell for shit saddly this isnt the case with this unfortunate indervidule
Wow! Luckily I have goine through my english paper 27 times and my mommy even checked it for me. I have suck a beautiful wonderful mommy
Oh god go back to youtube.
Astronomy Man ahaha.
haha, if i got a paper back like this i would crack the fuck up XD
It looks like a college level essay considering he says “my professors.” If I had a student like that, I’d definitely be a smart aleck. I think if he is in college, he’s a big boy and can handle the professors comments, or at least should be able to.
Owned lol
At the least it’s a high school paper because of the MLA format. I would like a teacher being as some of you have said blatantly rude and wrong. It makes the class better when you know the teacher has a funny side and makes you have a different aspect on the teacher also.
I applaud that teacher. Nice doodle, btw. XD
300 level college course?
I’ve failed 10th grade assignments with that kinda writing.
This is wat the teacher would have said:
“Uh, Mac….I simply can’t take all of this bullshit you have on your paper…”
HE STILL PASSEDDDDDDD hahahahhaha 3 out of 3 niceeee
The teacher is made of epic win.
Professor Win.
the only fail i see here is the person in the red pen, sure its a crap essay but the humor is just pathetic.
Also, they used the word “effect” when they should have used “affect”.
The spelling and grammatical errors in this shit are just amazing, are Americans actually this stupid?
Only ones who use the euro date format.
MoneyKing FTW. I didn’t even notice that. This was a European student.
WOW. I think the teach has some sense of humour. It applies perfectly to a dumbass who handed in the homework. I mean, ever heard of PROOF READING?
this seemed like more of a win.
This is not done by a teacher, he didn`t correct some grammar fails that are in it.
What kind of idiot writes an essay in the first person point of view? This looks like it was written by a mentally impaired third grader.