Free Fall Fail

Posted on May 17th, 2009


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42 Comments on “Free Fall Fail”

  1. JON says:

    Where is this? What is that anyway- a waterowrks weir or what? What did he break?

    • oxygen says:

      What posesses people to do things like this?
      Seriously, what could you gain by jumping off a dam?
      Other than almost dying.
      Way to go.

    • Poison117 says:

      thats just stupid, he could’ve killed himself

    • Monique says:

      serves him right. atleast by now he would have learnt his fukn lesson

    • ThePhantom says:

      its a dam/waterplant from wat they said, but in my opinion if that guy hadnt of saved him he would be a dead man those rocks wuoldve wooped his ass lolz :P

  2. luke says:

    HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  3. koddy says:

    crazy white kids, that was a suicide jump. That fool should buy a lottery ticket.

  4. spoon says:

    a learning for all of you !!!
    pitty the guy didnt die

    • John Doe says:

      A learning for all of us? Learn English Ching Chong!

    • JP says:

      Yeah, you tell him John! Capitalizing All The First Letters Is Perfect English! Fucktard….

    • chingchongbingbong says:

      HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA now thats what i call a fail. John Doe = fail.

    • Skully says:

      Learn: First letter in the sentence.
      English: proper noun
      Ching: fake first name.
      Chong: fake surname.
      All these words should have capital letters. John Doe was correct. JP failed. Don’t correct someone if you aren’t sure he’s wrong.

  5. ashamed says:

    20 dollars says this was after a gravity speech in physics and that he thought he would overcome the horizontal distance by way of a vector. Dumb bastard

  6. pikmingod says:

    Carry FAIL. He tried to put him on his back, but only held one arm then dropped him back in? NICE

  7. Yes sir says:

    Quite a fail indeed…

  8. Xai says:

    WTH…… Why would you pick him up that could seriously cause more damage. This is by far the most stupid thing anyone has done to themselves. Hitting water at any angle is like hitting concrete with out friction… I tried to laugh at this but yeah he should buy a lotto ticket :P

  9. Jaybud420 says:

    Holy fucking God. He should have died. After having watched this … I don’t think it’s a fail. Yeah, not all that intelligent, but that mother fucker has balls, God on his side and in his corner, serious amounts of luck, and is going to get laid because of this video. I’ve had worse damage from bicycle wrecks.

  10. dloeb says:

    fail to the parents of that 1 kid 4 naming him wendel bahahaha

  11. DOODE says:

    Guess he didnt die then?

  12. Doogie says:

    Uhhh. First Aid Fail. WTF… Get him up.. He smacked the base of the dam… Keep Still, Keep Warm.

  13. BowChikaBowWow says:

    his friends are failures too! “dud you’ve got a concussion, you gotta get up.” uhh..how about CALL 911 dumbasses!

  14. WTF-dude says:

    lol wonder if tehy ever heard of a phone…cuz then they would probaly heard of 911!!! :d

  15. Gruesome says:

    1. He could have broken his back, so stabilize it.
    2. If he’s got a concussion, he needs liquids, warmth and NOT getting up.
    3. They laid him down on the edge of another 20 foot drop.
    4. Someone shoot that girl who’s screaming in the guy’s face.
    5. That kid has got some monster fucking guts. Grats on not dying.

  16. nicolina says:

    HA HA idiot…

  17. Wow says:

    1. The girl was a fucking moron, don’t get him up.
    2. the people putting towels under his head, and moving his head were morons
    3. The guy telling him not to fall asleep was the only smart one.
    4. but they are all fucktarded for letting him do that in the first place

    • Dude.. says:

      1. your fail.. she was right, if he had broken spine he would be probably dead by now from the moving..2. 2.3.4. agreed..

    • jackel says:

      No Dude, he is not suppose to move. Plus, they should have laid his body the other, where his legs where up and his head was down, in case if he went through shock on anything. I hope they called the paramedics.

  18. Dani says:

    Dude that’s not a fail, that just sucks. That’s fucking serous, there are horror story of local kids doing that shit and breaking legs and some kid broke his back.

  19. Paige says:

    I can’t feel sorry for this guy. What a fucking dumbass. -_-;;

  20. rexnickles says:

    HOW THE HELL??!
    what the fuck Grim Reaper, you out in the parking lot, smokin’ a doobie when this all went down?
    lazyass.

  21. asmadeous says:

    bravo

  22. electrcguy says:

    the best part was when the girl in the green shirt starting removing clothing

  23. Olabian says:

    If he would have removed himself from the Gene Pool, he could have got the DARWIN AWARD.

  24. Alex says:

    Friend fail… way to not call an ambulance. The only person who was thinking right was the guy who wouldn’t let his friend fall asleep.

  25. cutiko says:

    This is not fail at all this is a serious accident¡¡¡

  26. Speechless says:

    This boy walks away from this, he could have spent the rest of his life in a wheelchair, with someone wiping his ass and spoon feeding him liquids…

    I am left speechless at the stupidity. Don’t confuse courage and balls for ignorance, lack of common sense and the need to impress.

  27. Cam says:

    that dude is so lucky he could hit his head on some rock…not like anithing of value could be lost…is kinda fun watch how freaked the friends are haha

  28. Proud to be European says:

    He jumped because He was American…

  29. Simon says:

    I’ve seen a lot of stupid things in the internet, but this video even makes me post a comment! WHAT FOR HEAVENS SAKE HAD MADE HIM DONE THAT?!?! anyway, I really hope he doesnt have any serious lasting injuries
    this guy definitely deserves the stupidity-award!
    greetings from Hamburg, Germany


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