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By jason in People Fail on May 17, 2009
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Where is this? What is that anyway- a waterowrks weir or what? What did he break?
What posesses people to do things like this?
Seriously, what could you gain by jumping off a dam?
Other than almost dying.
Way to go.
thats just stupid, he could’ve killed himself
serves him right. atleast by now he would have learnt his fukn lesson
its a dam/waterplant from wat they said, but in my opinion if that guy hadnt of saved him he would be a dead man those rocks wuoldve wooped his ass lolz
Holy balls Batman!!! That was awesome! Total win for an epic fail. that guy deserves some kinda award for being the best at being a dumbass. Its kids like him that ruin it for the rest of them
the most sad thing is that they dint call 911…ffs guys ffs.
Im so glad that shit happened to him, white trash piece of shit, stop doing pendejadas, estupido, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Darwinism fail.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
lol. what do you think you are made of?
crazy white kids, that was a suicide jump. That fool should buy a lottery ticket.
a learning for all of you !!!
pitty the guy didnt die
A learning for all of us? Learn English Ching Chong!
Yeah, you tell him John! Capitalizing All The First Letters Is Perfect English! Fucktard….
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA now thats what i call a fail. John Doe = fail.
Learn: First letter in the sentence.
English: proper noun
Ching: fake first name.
Chong: fake surname.
All these words should have capital letters. John Doe was correct. JP failed. Don’t correct someone if you aren’t sure he’s wrong.
damn John Doe..correction fail.
20 dollars says this was after a gravity speech in physics and that he thought he would overcome the horizontal distance by way of a vector. Dumb bastard
Somehow I don’t think this guy ever spent much time in a physics class.
Carry FAIL. He tried to put him on his back, but only held one arm then dropped him back in? NICE
Quite a fail indeed…
WTH…… Why would you pick him up that could seriously cause more damage. This is by far the most stupid thing anyone has done to themselves. Hitting water at any angle is like hitting concrete with out friction… I tried to laugh at this but yeah he should buy a lotto ticket
Yeah… Leave him in the water so he can drown. Great idea, genius.
Holy fucking God. He should have died. After having watched this … I don’t think it’s a fail. Yeah, not all that intelligent, but that mother fucker has balls, God on his side and in his corner, serious amounts of luck, and is going to get laid because of this video. I’ve had worse damage from bicycle wrecks.
fail to the parents of that 1 kid 4 naming him wendel bahahaha
Guess he didnt die then?
im pretty sure hes dead..
look in the papers for some
‘kid murdered by outraged parents’
Uhhh. First Aid Fail. WTF… Get him up.. He smacked the base of the dam… Keep Still, Keep Warm.
his friends are failures too! “dud you’ve got a concussion, you gotta get up.” uhh..how about CALL 911 dumbasses!
lol wonder if tehy ever heard of a phone…cuz then they would probaly heard of 911!!! :d
1. He could have broken his back, so stabilize it.
2. If he’s got a concussion, he needs liquids, warmth and NOT getting up.
3. They laid him down on the edge of another 20 foot drop.
4. Someone shoot that girl who’s screaming in the guy’s face.
5. That kid has got some monster fucking guts. Grats on not dying.
HA HA idiot…
1. The girl was a fucking moron, don’t get him up.
2. the people putting towels under his head, and moving his head were morons
3. The guy telling him not to fall asleep was the only smart one.
4. but they are all fucktarded for letting him do that in the first place
1. your fail.. she was right, if he had broken spine he would be probably dead by now from the moving..2. 2.3.4. agreed..
No Dude, he is not suppose to move. Plus, they should have laid his body the other, where his legs where up and his head was down, in case if he went through shock on anything. I hope they called the paramedics.
I agree with jackel. Those kids are stupid, afraid to get in trouble. If you call 911 right away you wont be at his funeral..
Dude that’s not a fail, that just sucks. That’s fucking serous, there are horror story of local kids doing that shit and breaking legs and some kid broke his back.
I can’t feel sorry for this guy. What a fucking dumbass. -_-;;
HOW THE HELL??!
what the fuck Grim Reaper, you out in the parking lot, smokin’ a doobie when this all went down?
lazyass.
bravo
the best part was when the girl in the green shirt starting removing clothing
If he would have removed himself from the Gene Pool, he could have got the DARWIN AWARD.
Friend fail… way to not call an ambulance. The only person who was thinking right was the guy who wouldn’t let his friend fall asleep.
This is not fail at all this is a serious accident¡¡¡
This boy walks away from this, he could have spent the rest of his life in a wheelchair, with someone wiping his ass and spoon feeding him liquids…
I am left speechless at the stupidity. Don’t confuse courage and balls for ignorance, lack of common sense and the need to impress.
Isn’t that basically what “balls” means
that dude is so lucky he could hit his head on some rock…not like anithing of value could be lost…is kinda fun watch how freaked the friends are haha
He jumped because He was American…
Suck it dickhead. Is this “He” you’re speaking of Jesus Christ? You might be proud to be European but not proud enough to say what country you’re actually from. Probably one of those shithole ones like Moldova.
Oh STFU America is made from Europe assface! Don’t be so f**king racist! Go to Europe and see if kids do stupid stuff like this! Well will f**king welcome you, and proud for you to be their! This kid is a dumbass, shithead, trying to impress others, American. Twra skase kai roufa mou ton POUTSO re poutanas gie!
I’ve seen a lot of stupid things in the internet, but this video even makes me post a comment! WHAT FOR HEAVENS SAKE HAD MADE HIM DONE THAT?!?! anyway, I really hope he doesnt have any serious lasting injuries
this guy definitely deserves the stupidity-award!
greetings from Hamburg, Germany
Fuckin Dumb Shit! I hope he got a fat ass bill from the fire dept and ambulance. He does not look like an illegal alien so he would actually have to pay the bill.
what goes up must come down…but in this case when an idiot goes down, pain and laughter is sure to follow…what a nutfuck
you have to question the people that dont have the ability to fall
the real fail is that they didnt called 911
It’s idiocracy hard at work once again. Well if we don’t kill ourselves out of our own consumption of resources first, we will do out of our own increasing stupidity; like the Dodo. *sigh* Oh, and BTW try taking a course in first aid if you haven’t already, besides we don’t want to idiots to kill themselves off.
I jumped off that same dam before and did just fine. It’s just outside of Riverton, Georgia. I was born and raised there. It’s a small little town so thats all we had to do was stupid stuff like that. Oh, that and fuck our sisters
Fucking Retard and these dumb asses should be imprisoned for screaming not to call 9-1-1.
hahahahaha bjutiful idjot
Josh’s friends are complete morons, had he been really hurt they would’ve killed him.
Long live the crazy people… Or at least as long as it take to come up with a retarded plan.
Did you hear his friend? He said that all the other friends just dove off. This video sucks, Well no his friends suck. Im no pro but I can clearly see something potentially serious is wrong! look how high he fucking jumped! ffs for not calling 911.
dum ass
OMFG!
The did kid that picked him up and dropped him isn’t a doctor…but he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
“Call 911!” “No!” Yeah right! Just bring him back up there, he’s ready to go for it again!
Well, let’s hope he’s not going to be dipping his toe into the gene pool! Watch out, girls!
Well, at least the babies would survive fail dad dropping them!