Rap Fail

Posted on May 20th, 2009


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  1. O___O says:

    Lol his teeth are fucked up..

  2. Phil says:

    He sounds just as retarded as 99% of rappers out there. Hip hop culture is just dumb in general.

    FAIL

    • cRap says:

      Hip Hop is not even considered music. Music is singing, using high/low pitch, and etc. Rap was great back in the 90’s with NWA, Eazy-E, DR.Dre, Snoop, Nate Dawg, Warren G, Dru Down, Ice Cube, OutKast, 2Pac. But now they have MDK’d rap, and keep introducing more and more horrible people that think they can rap. Listening to Eminem makes me want to BLOW noodles out of my head, white nigger lover. Whoever that tries to defend this type of music is a NIGGER LOVER PERIOD. Uneducated waste of human flesh, should be put against the wall and shot because you mean nothing to this world. BITCH

    • Really . . . . says:

      Wow cRap you racist dumb fuck need to get a life if you dont like what u hear simply change the station no one is insulting country, pop, rock, or what ever shitty music you listen to. I bet you feel real safe at home behind your pc. calling people niggers. People like you is why America is considered a stupid ignorant country thank for sending us one step back you DUMB IGNORANT FUCK!!!!

    • Lol says:

      Rap is basically just wannabe singers rapping about stuff that don’t even make sense, sex, women, or drugs. They consistently use the word shit and bitch acting like it sounds good in the “song.” Then repeat the same word for about a minute and throw random ass things in there that has nothing to do with what they are rapping about. I don’t mind rap, I just don’t like all these moron rappers who don’t know how to write good lyrics. I love the old song Where is the love by the Black Eyed Peas, that song actually has a meaning.

    • Oh shit bitch says:

      Ur a hell of a thug homey, u GANGSTA. Seriously, If id o u money, i would fucking get my paper ready, so i would get dumped in the ocean. Joe Somebody, true OG, yall know me, fearless virgin nigga wanabee!

  3. kittysaysrawr says:

    Dude you just failed. Epically failed.

  4. tristan says:

    my god i never feel the need to leave comments on these coz there point gets across but WHAT THE FUCK THIS KID SUCKS, HIS “RHYMES” SUCK THE BIGGEST SET OF DONKEY BALLS ANYONE COULD EVER FIND, just give up now and let the cops arrest for a rape charge or something…..

  5. Smmmart Guyyyy says:

    Dude this guy sucks so bad hes such a wanna be!!!!!! example (the biggest example) “throw that muthafucker out the ocean) thats the biggest fail of the rap…

  6. Drezden says:

    Did he died?

  7. JP says:

    Lol… I watched this video when it was first posted but I keep coming back every once in a while and it still makes me laugh. I just can’t get enough of this one “I’m the motherfucking Canada shit” LOL

  8. Cam says:

    ewww awfull teeth lame look and horrible overall

  9. 613cracker says:

    BAHAHAHAHA!!!! You’re kidding me right? WTF is wrong with people these days man? Fucking little niglet wanna be is prob walking around thinking he has talent and such….LOL what a GOOF Rat PC bitch haha EPIC FAIL is being too nice.
    Has anyone ever heard of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome? Look at how far apart this kids eyes are, classic sign. I think Eugenics should be implemented into the lives of kids like this! Please do the world a favor kid-go put a fucking gun in your mouth and pull the trigger…The world has an over abundance of tools like you !

    • Delerium says:

      He’s only young. This is funny and all but I think you are being too harsh. It doesn’t make you look uncompromising or ruthless or superior, in fact it just makes you look pathetic because we now all know you are an internet troll – someone who spouts shit from the safety of cyberspace.

  10. Nekoza says:

    o_____o omg xDD

  11. COMMENT EPIC FAIL says:

    All i need to say is WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?

  12. geez... says:

    ok…i think he’s lame too. But jesus…do you have
    to make all the racist comments?
    I’m really tired of you f****** bigots.

  13. Mceiner says:

    In the start he says hes from Canada.. theres the problem

    • xD says:

      how about i swing my axe upwards towards your testicles in lumberjack fashion, then chug maple syrup over your ignorant dead body that is being eaten by my carnivorous pet beaver.

  14. Troll says:

    OMFG it’s joe somebody?!?! when does his new ablum come out!!!???

    • jOE $UMbODY613 says:

      aPRIL 20ITH gOT $UM bEATZ tHAT WILL bLOW yO hED oF tHANZ 4 lISENING dOG nUTHIN bUT lUV 4 rEALZ fUK aLL dA hATRZ

  15. ibft says:

    take out the cd and break it… then slit ur wrists with the shards…by the way how much do u think a bling grill will cost this guy….pretty effed up grill…jk tho dont kill yourself, then u cant make an a$$ out of urself for our pleasure

  16. Bishop says:

    jesus as a canadian… and a white guy… someone beat the shit outta this guy… fucking 3 pubes on his chin and he thinks hes bad ass? fuck dude… really? like did that just fucking happen?

    we can all atleast find SOME comfort in knowing that he’ll NEVER get laid and if he does, its not gunna be with anything that can produce viable offspring.. fuck…

    …sigh…

  17. gio says:

    this douchebag just put together all the most commonly heard lame rap lines together and threw them out there and didnt even do a good job at it…its not even his material and he still fucked it up lol. And that ocean line made me stop laughing cuz he might be a special ed kid…so I’ll leave it at that.

  18. loren says:

    omg, he is nasty…learn how to use a toothbrush, tard…oh and find a job, cause you’re not going to make it in music, lol. that was terrible, just awful.

  19. rApt0R says:

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL worst fail ive seen. the kids lil bum fluff isnt helpin his cause lol

  20. Joe says:

    I wonder if this fucker knows he’s on here.

  21. Jon Dough says:

    It’s not his fault. He doesn’t have any ears, so he can’t hear how bad his rapping is.

  22. Dave says:

    To be completely honest, if ODB had done that same rap it would have been the most genius song ever created but the fact that any rapper would proudly represent Ontario, Canada makes this epic fail.

    R.I.P. Big Baby Jesus

  23. RJ says:

    whatta queer omg he sucks so much. I am from the ‘613′ and I’m ashamed this guy is walking around the streets! The police aren’t actually that bad either try going to the united states bitch

  24. Gini says:

    eww eww ewww

  25. Jon says:

    lulwut`?

  26. Matt says:

    get your face away from the camera!

  27. dafthour says:

    where is the old school rap where it was about good life and not the money, bitches , and more money? today’s rappers are nothing much but uneducated, ex-convicts(take akon who’s been playing the victim like he was the only nigger to be put away, useless lump of rapping shit) cult members and especially and of outmost importance, DANGEROUS MO-FO’s!! you shouldn’t fuck with ‘em. they’ll git yo bitch ass and giv it a buckshot enema in no time brotha’!

  28. bliss junky says:

    everyone out there saying rap isn’t music, that its “nigger loving” music, seriously, some of it is good, it takes a good vocabulary, and a smooth flow to make a good rap, and I bet 99% of you couldn’t do it, this guy was bad, but there are good ones out there

  29. Darryl says:

    That’s embarrassing to Canadians.

  30. lolz says:

    this guy is soo skilled love this <3 cant w8 for your new album man<3 wanna give u a blowjob <3 ;) ;);)

    love
    sexygirl89 ;) ;) <3<3

  31. Bob` says:

    Please say your from US in future raps. This is embarrassing to Canada.

  32. GET A LIFE DAM STEPMANIA NOOB says:

    aaaw, sounds like hes gonna cry.

  33. v o d e v i l says:

    “i smoke good weed bitch!” im a snaggle toof, bitch! get braces, wigger freak! im from canada! what aboot it bitch! hahahahahah this is wonderful. i love it. joe snaggle toof is the next big thing for sure, like william hung only with rapping.

  34. PGCWCO says:

    What the fuck?? Even for rap’s standards, this is really fuckin bad. Rap ain’t notin’ ‘cept a bunch of niggers jumpin around yellin some kind of tribal chants, plus adding bitch and nigga and shit. Fuck the whole genre. Rappers think they’re badasses, they oughta try pullin some shit with us rednecks. They’ll be shown where the bears shit in the buckwheat. Stupid fuckin people.

  35. Jai says:

    sounds about as good as most other raps I’ve heard

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