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Oh. My. God. What a dumbass. Is this person for real? I think it’s joke anyway. But if this for real then Oh. My. God.
omg i would kil him if i were her and what did she see in him
Wow. People really can’t tell when people do things for a reaction. This is why Andy Kaufman will forever be a genius, and why humanity is doomed.
sounds like nothing blunt force trauma to the cant handle
She just needs me to handle the situation. I’ll be her daddy whenever she wants.
you are a pathetic peice of shit, do you really say things like that too people. you dont know what she looks like but because your ugly ass wont give a shit you think its fun to poke fun around her not having a father. wow.
“Your Open Question” should give it away….
he needs to kill himself. now.
FAIL for being so obviously fake?
wow wtf is wrong with people. her father getting in the way of his plans of introducing her to anal… 1 what a jack ass for making suck a joke if it is a joke and 2 he does not deserve to be ion any relationship what so ever
This guy can’t be serious…
joke fail or brains fail
I agree women can be so insensitive
its fake but its still fucking awesome
All men are the same…”…her whining is really getting in the way of my plans to introduce her to anal.” Dick.
Not to mention she’s 15 and he’s trying to introduce her to anal
that part makes this a partial win…he knows whats good and is tryin to go for it.
Whoa – you’re right. These people totally failed to be helpful. The fact is that this guy should be embracing her emoness – emo girls lack the self esteem to say no to things like anal. She’ll probably even go ass to mouth.
Not to mention the fact that some idiot under the first one is actually trying to help this dickface..
if this was real, i’d punch that mother fucker in the face.
Okay, refraining from DOUCHEBAGGERY is a beginning…
Pfft, Male fail.
15 years old..
…..i refuse….i refuse to believe someone actually thinks like this
You can be surprised.
If you want to introduce your chick to anal just do what I did…talk about it enough that she gets sick of it and caves in. Then hit it raw dog and make her tell you what a dirty whore she is. I did feel bad when we got done and she was on the toilet shitting out my cum and said I made her bleed. I have no idea why we are now broken up.
Maybe because it was your dad you were pounding
He’s only trying to show her that he loves her! Geez. I hope he’s not twice her age.
thats like larry the cable guy-GIT ER DONE! DATS RIGHT….
PLUS.. if my girl friends dad just died….(except my PREVIOUS one) i would try to confort her and hold her and tell her i love her and that ill always be there for her.. not try to fuck her and kick her out of my house for being emo…..#1: my parents wont let me have a girl over( my REAL dad would) & #2: im emo my SELF!
so fake, but if it is real and this guys girlfriend actually comes back to this dumbf@#k its like a domestic just waiting to happen
He needs to become “an” hero
let me guess, the guy who wrote that drives a honda civic with a coffee can and an ironing board on the back and thinks that stickers makes his stock(ish) car go fast
I think the best choice is to just kill himself. That way her girlfriend will feel better because he is an epic asshole.
well there really are guys like that soooo, it could very easily be true but i sure hope this girl never went back to him
lol