Boyfriend Fail

Posted on May 28th, 2009


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  1. Weightlossgrl says:

    Thanks for writing, I really enjoyed your newest post!

  2. Kane says:

    Oh. My. God. What a dumbass. Is this person for real? I think it’s joke anyway. But if this for real then Oh. My. God.

  3. Nikki says:

    omg i would kil him if i were her and what did she see in him

  4. Rikki says:

    Wow. People really can’t tell when people do things for a reaction. This is why Andy Kaufman will forever be a genius, and why humanity is doomed.

    • senor gringo says:

      wow OK… Rikki thanx for the inspirational insight now I’ll let you get back to your world of yesteryear in your super bitchin Delorean say Hi to the gang for me Thanx bub

    • Funky Fresh says:

      LMAO @ senor! Thats some funny shit! But did you guys read the other comment from Uriel A? What the hell is he talking about?!?!?!

    • gboy193 says:

      who?

  5. zak says:

    sounds like nothing blunt force trauma to the cant handle

  6. CockMaster says:

    She just needs me to handle the situation. I’ll be her daddy whenever she wants.

    • RHI_RHI says:

      you are a pathetic peice of shit, do you really say things like that too people. you dont know what she looks like but because your ugly ass wont give a shit you think its fun to poke fun around her not having a father. wow.

    • MorphiiiNe says:

      Rhi, you are truly retarded. WHY SO SRS?

  7. Vassago says:

    “Your Open Question” should give it away….

  8. hanz says:

    he needs to kill himself. now.

  9. D says:

    FAIL for being so obviously fake?

  10. AWF says:

    wow wtf is wrong with people. her father getting in the way of his plans of introducing her to anal… 1 what a jack ass for making suck a joke if it is a joke and 2 he does not deserve to be ion any relationship what so ever

  11. Seth says:

    This guy can’t be serious…

  12. i am not cynical says:

    joke fail or brains fail

  13. MC Hammer says:

    I agree women can be so insensitive

  14. actiondave says:

    its fake but its still fucking awesome

  15. B18 says:

    All men are the same…”…her whining is really getting in the way of my plans to introduce her to anal.” Dick.

  16. intooblivion says:

    Not to mention she’s 15 and he’s trying to introduce her to anal

  17. STH says:

    Whoa – you’re right. These people totally failed to be helpful. The fact is that this guy should be embracing her emoness – emo girls lack the self esteem to say no to things like anal. She’ll probably even go ass to mouth.

  18. Katelynn says:

    Not to mention the fact that some idiot under the first one is actually trying to help this dickface..

  19. whathafaack? says:

    if this was real, i’d punch that mother fucker in the face.

  20. omgwtfbbq says:

    Okay, refraining from DOUCHEBAGGERY is a beginning…

  21. Befuddled says:

    Pfft, Male fail.

  22. asmadeous says:

    15 years old..

  23. Nick says:

    …..i refuse….i refuse to believe someone actually thinks like this :(

  24. Tex says:

    If you want to introduce your chick to anal just do what I did…talk about it enough that she gets sick of it and caves in. Then hit it raw dog and make her tell you what a dirty whore she is. I did feel bad when we got done and she was on the toilet shitting out my cum and said I made her bleed. I have no idea why we are now broken up.

  25. Uvissiet says:

    He’s only trying to show her that he loves her! Geez. I hope he’s not twice her age.

  26. Victor says:

    thats like larry the cable guy-GIT ER DONE! DATS RIGHT….

    • Victor says:

      PLUS.. if my girl friends dad just died….(except my PREVIOUS one) i would try to confort her and hold her and tell her i love her and that ill always be there for her.. not try to fuck her and kick her out of my house for being emo…..#1: my parents wont let me have a girl over( my REAL dad would) & #2: im emo my SELF!

    • IHAVEaFANCYpenis says:

      Anyone who admits to being “emo” is a poser. Kill yourself.

    • gboy193 says:

      wouldn’t that just mean he really is emo?

  27. weasleyweazel says:

    so fake, but if it is real and this guys girlfriend actually comes back to this dumbf@#k its like a domestic just waiting to happen

  28. Tweety says:

    He needs to become “an” hero

  29. Tails says:

    let me guess, the guy who wrote that drives a honda civic with a coffee can and an ironing board on the back and thinks that stickers makes his stock(ish) car go fast

  30. Knowledge says:

    I think the best choice is to just kill himself. That way her girlfriend will feel better because he is an epic asshole.

  31. c says:

    well there really are guys like that soooo, it could very easily be true but i sure hope this girl never went back to him

  32. loling says:

    lol

  33. Sonny says:

    This is the smartest fifteen year old I have ever met…

    He may not know how to handle the situation, but the fact he understands a situation exists… I hope my kid is this awesome one day.

  34. stopbangingyourmommy says:

    Best use of yahoo questions ever! These comments are even funnier than the question. What a bunch of fucktards to think this real. 15 years old and living at her boyfriend’s house- hats off to feeling5 for making my day

  35. Icecreamme says:

    This shit is toooo funny LOL

  36. Eldix says:

    Doesn’t this kid realize that the very fact of her being emotionally distraught basically guarantees his success in pluggin her booty hole? Should have played the sympathy card, he woulda got some anal that night….(For those too stupid to realise it, this is a joke.)

  37. dude says:

    hes a dick


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