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Oh. My. God. What a dumbass. Is this person for real? I think it’s joke anyway. But if this for real then Oh. My. God.
omg i would kil him if i were her and what did she see in him
Wow. People really can’t tell when people do things for a reaction. This is why Andy Kaufman will forever be a genius, and why humanity is doomed.
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LMAO @ senor! Thats some funny shit! But did you guys read the other comment from Uriel A? What the hell is he talking about?!?!?!
who?
sounds like nothing blunt force trauma to the cant handle
to the what? ass? haha
She just needs me to handle the situation. I’ll be her daddy whenever she wants.
you are a pathetic peice of shit, do you really say things like that too people. you dont know what she looks like but because your ugly ass wont give a shit you think its fun to poke fun around her not having a father. wow.
Rhi, you are truly retarded. WHY SO SRS?
Seriously, man. Yu need to get a life outside of your porno covered home of yours and GET A LIFE!!!
wait i just repeated that…..>_>
“Your Open Question” should give it away….
he needs to kill himself. now.
i agrees
Hell ya.
FAIL for being so obviously fake?
wow wtf is wrong with people. her father getting in the way of his plans of introducing her to anal… 1 what a jack ass for making suck a joke if it is a joke and 2 he does not deserve to be ion any relationship what so ever
This guy can’t be serious…
joke fail or brains fail
I agree women can be so insensitive
its fake but its still fucking awesome
All men are the same…”…her whining is really getting in the way of my plans to introduce her to anal.” Dick.
And all women are fat.
Smh…Sounds like your childhood memories again B18?
Yo dude…that aint true…i mean i am a sensitive guy
plus i’m in a fantastic relationship : D
Not to mention she’s 15 and he’s trying to introduce her to anal
that part makes this a partial win…he knows whats good and is tryin to go for it.
partial win? It’s illegal sex u retard! THAT’S NOT WIN!!! You, sir, are a FAIL!
Blake it’s not illegal if they are both minors. So it’s a full win. Atleast he was getting laid at 15.
Actually its not totally illegal…only if she lives in the U.S if she lives in denmark then its perfectly legal…though i dont think so…but i agree 15 and anal…no god no that doesnt fit together…. It’s kinda sick
PS: yes it is legal to have sex at the age of 15 in denmark…though you are not allowed to have a lover that is too high above your age…i think its 20 and over
Whoa – you’re right. These people totally failed to be helpful. The fact is that this guy should be embracing her emoness – emo girls lack the self esteem to say no to things like anal. She’ll probably even go ass to mouth.
Not to mention the fact that some idiot under the first one is actually trying to help this dickface..
if this was real, i’d punch that mother fucker in the face.
No, I don’t think you would.
maybe he wouldn’t…but i would… done it before and gladly do it again
Okay, refraining from DOUCHEBAGGERY is a beginning…
Pfft, Male fail.
15 years old..
…..i refuse….i refuse to believe someone actually thinks like this
You can be surprised.
If you want to introduce your chick to anal just do what I did…talk about it enough that she gets sick of it and caves in. Then hit it raw dog and make her tell you what a dirty whore she is. I did feel bad when we got done and she was on the toilet shitting out my cum and said I made her bleed. I have no idea why we are now broken up.
Maybe because it was your dad you were pounding
BOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOO HE MADE ME BLEEEED GBUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA.
He’s only trying to show her that he loves her! Geez. I hope he’s not twice her age.
thats like larry the cable guy-GIT ER DONE! DATS RIGHT….
PLUS.. if my girl friends dad just died….(except my PREVIOUS one) i would try to confort her and hold her and tell her i love her and that ill always be there for her.. not try to fuck her and kick her out of my house for being emo…..#1: my parents wont let me have a girl over( my REAL dad would) & #2: im emo my SELF!
Anyone who admits to being “emo” is a poser. Kill yourself.
wouldn’t that just mean he really is emo?
so fake, but if it is real and this guys girlfriend actually comes back to this dumbf@#k its like a domestic just waiting to happen
He needs to become “an” hero
let me guess, the guy who wrote that drives a honda civic with a coffee can and an ironing board on the back and thinks that stickers makes his stock(ish) car go fast
>:0 hondas are aweshomme
pfft all they are, are rice burners. HONDAS = FAIL!
The newly-wedded Asians will be pissed when they’re rice supply is empty cause of their frikkin Hondas….shame…:\
I think the best choice is to just kill himself. That way her girlfriend will feel better because he is an epic asshole.
well there really are guys like that soooo, it could very easily be true but i sure hope this girl never went back to him
lol
This is the smartest fifteen year old I have ever met…
He may not know how to handle the situation, but the fact he understands a situation exists… I hope my kid is this awesome one day.
You and me both lmao that kid is a genious lmao
Best use of yahoo questions ever! These comments are even funnier than the question. What a bunch of fucktards to think this real. 15 years old and living at her boyfriend’s house- hats off to feeling5 for making my day
This shit is toooo funny LOL
Doesn’t this kid realize that the very fact of her being emotionally distraught basically guarantees his success in pluggin her booty hole? Should have played the sympathy card, he woulda got some anal that night….(For those too stupid to realise it, this is a joke.)
hes a dick
Uriel A’s comment is jus crackin me upp.makes no sense what so ever!
The biggest fail here is the second guy’s comment.
I don’t think he is ready to have a girlfriend, :/
Come on man! Her dad’s just died. You can wait at least more than a week to ask her to stick a dildo up your ass, surely?
DUDE!!!!! I’mprobably way older than that kid. But he has to teach me the ways lmfao
My answer for that guy would be, let your girlfriend kill your parents and then introduce you to anal.
That will fix everything
The only fail is the people who fell for it.
@MorphiiiNe “WHY SO SRS?” Wow, Really?! Seems like your the retarded one. You can’t even type out “Serious”. Idiot.
Am i really the only one who wants to raise the point on the fact that shes getting kicked out of her boyfriends house, when shes only 15?!
If this is not a joke, and people like this selfish teenage boy exist , then I don’t want to be part of Planet Earth anymore.