Parenting Fail

Posted on June 2nd, 2009


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    1. Kane says:

      What a stupid mother. And nervous girl.

      • Chaz says:

        Eat a dick perhaps? Ohh my god child abuse.. ummmmmm NO. I’m pretty sure this was all planned out.. well for the mother atleast lol. Either way you’re a fucking idiot, it’s just a joke.

    2. Cheryl says:

      The bright side for the little girl…someday she will be choosing mommy’s nursing home!

    3. suze says:

      She must have a phobia, which one can’t “just get over” with willpower, it will only get worse every time it’s triggered. I know, I used to have one. By definition phobias are irrational, so explaining that the feared item is harmless is a waste of breath. A phobia is a vent for built-up repressed stress, so likely this kid has had a lot of other bad parenting experiences to give her this much stress. This asshole mother (funny, the verb “to mother” means to help, comfort etc) is causing terror just as real and agonizing as terror of genuinely dangerous things like axe murderers and rabid bears. And of course what she SHOULD be doing is finding a good family shrink to help the root cause of this phobia. To summarize: WHAT A TOTAL TWAT! btw, Nice thought Cheryl!

    4. casey says:

      more like little girl fail. geez think shed be old enough to know what shrimp is

    5. Jason says:

      That is not funny – the girl looks really traumatised.

    6. lvkjl says:

      you should be ashamed thats not even funny.
      what kind of mother would treat their daughter like that?your daughter is terrified and you enjoy seeing that?
      i recommend you see a councilor

    7. Muns says:

      Shock Therapy at its best. It is the same method my uncle used to teach his son how to swim. Guess what, the boy cannot swim yet.

    8. Jorge says:

      Her mother is such a BASTARD , MORON AND HAS NO MORAL IN HER LIFE !

    9. Aricka says:

      geeze people calm down some of you who dont have kids yet will someday and I guarantee you will do something like this to scare your kids..its funny sometimes…I did it just the other day with my 3 year old and an earthworm its good to laugh and its good for kids to be scared geeze-us!!!!

      • He-Man says:

        Watched it at the fire department with some other guys that have kids. We have all done something like this. This video had grown men almost peeing their pants.

    10. anon says:

      lol pwned

    11. kalvis says:

      that mother should go to hell that kid will bee throumothised is she dos thath ewery time

      • Chaz says:

        Holy shit, you illiterate fuck. “Throumosthised” < What the fuck is that.. i’m pretty sure you ment “tromatized”. Can one be that stupid? Apparently yes, you know what else get’s to me.. you can’t take a simple joke and you target the mother.. get a life you dumb fuck.

      • KL says:

        Its traumatized. And Typos and mispellings are common. Deal with it. However, this video is quite disturbing, the mother is foolish.

      • loren says:

        i agree that the level of butchery that kalvis demonstrated with the word ‘throumothised’ is nothing short of amazing. But Chaz, your stupidity tops even that with your pitiful attempt at correction.

    12. Bruce Lee says:

      Mean! Why the hell would you do that to a child? Throw it at her face? No. Don’t. I’d scream at the mother if I was there.

      • Chaz says:

        After you screamed at her/ started. I would be there to kick you in your head for not being able to take a joke. Dumb little cunt.

    13. Een says:

      Geez, people.

      Life IS trauma.

      Stop coddling the kids so they haven’t a clue what to do once they’re in the real world.

      Having said that, and you knew THAT was coming, it was somewhat funny but to keep pushing it…meh. Kinda mean for a parent. F*cks up the whole parent-child trust thing.

      Still laughed though. heh. And I have 3 daughters.

      een

      • Candy says:

        “Stop coddling the kids so they haven’t a clue what to do once they’re in the real world.”
        Yes, I’m sure the “real world” is full of people shoving shrimp in your face.
        Sometimes kids need to be kids and not have their parents terrifying them with their irrational fear. That doesn’t mean they are coddling them. She is a little girl, cut her a little slack and get the stick out of your ass.

    14. wow says:

      That was hilarious. I imagine the offended ones here neither have children or if they do they’re probably pussified whiner fags.

    15. GreyFox says:

      she probaply won’t eat any shrimb for the rest of her life !! Girl avenge your mother with an anaconda. Mother Did That JUST FOR THE LULZ!!!

    16. natakat says:

      how dyou know thats the mother? you cant SEE who it is, it COULD be the big sister idiots.
      poor little girl tho. she really did seem scared.

    17. PLEASE says:

      CALM DOWN PEOPLE. This was hilarious. The people on this board are acting like she straight up molested her or something.

    18. Vassie says:

      The little girl was a plankton in a past life and got eaten by a shrimp >.> She still fears them.

    19. sam says:

      this is funny shit. haha, it’s ok to fear things, but kids need to get over it. kids are a pain sometimes, being choosy and all. Its part of the training to make them like something they don’t.
      it’s not like her parents are making her daughter get a tattoo. the shrimp is Harmless geez.

    20. joe says:

      yay, terrorize your kids for you own entertainment you sick whore

    21. Higuain says:

      spoilt american/european brat!

    22. Juseitup says:

      i like this mother. she obviously has a sense of humor and isn’t trying to baby her child. its just a shrimp!

    23. lolzz says:

      lol pier pressure from parents

    24. Dr. Mantoots says:

      Blah blah blah, scared little girl, impish mom. . . but when thinking of . . . the survival of the fittest. . . pfft, why am I supposed to care about either of these people again? xD

    25. Gruesome says:

      I recommend that someone learns how to spell counselor.
      Fuck. And for the video, that girl is gonna stab her mother in the fucking face with a dull butter knife repetitively until she’s not afraid of them anymore. C: then, we’ll see who’s scared..

    26. marie says:

      Oh man, kids are HILARIOUS!

    27. i am not cynical says:

      this is why dumb college whores should use condoms

      • bugga says:

        Hah. WIN!

        She’s not traumatized, if she was she’d be crying, she’s just not liking the shrimp at all – or being cornered and forced to touch it.

        Mom is a dumb, insensitive bitch, though. I don’t see them being close as girl gets older.

    28. Nicole says:

      Aw I feel so bad for the little girl! She is terribly traumatized! I think that is child abuse! She should have never continued on scaring her! And the fact that she still surprised her at the end is horrible. :(

    29. Chcuk says:

      “Don’t be afraid, just touch it…”

      That little girl is turning lez for sure.

    30. Ant says:

      *round house kick to the head*

      makes everybody here feel better.. :]

    31. Jackel says:

      i remember my parents doing that to me when i was young. i bring it up sometimes just to laugh. cant wait to have kids so it’ll be my turn

    32. Brian says:

      Looks like what my babysitter did to me. Chased me around her house with a chicken on thanksgiving.

    33. dasfdsfa says:

      HAHAHAHA Epic win for the mum epic fail for the kid!!!


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