Jesus Light Switch Fail

Posted on June 5th, 2009


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    1. Blueberry YumYum says:

      lol jesus has a hard on for kids

    2. spoof says:

      you turn jesus on

    3. Epic says:

      the ppl that made this switch, knew this, what a evil mind x)

    4. Davon Everette says:

      now now kid plz turn on the light

    5. Purple People says:

      hahaha the kids are staring at his hard on.

    6. Grant says:

      LOL!!!! I maybe Christian but I can’t help resisting to that.

    7. josh says:

      I love it. too funny

    8. Lexi says:

      Gawd, some people are so ignorant.

      • KodaKonduct says:

        Wait. how are they ignorant? Maybe you are ignorant for not seeing this funny like anyone else? Maybe you are ignorant for not seeing our veiws of humor? Before you use the word “ignorant” again please learn just exactly what it means.

      • princess says:

        calm down dude. perhaps lexi is implying that the creators of this, um, product are ignorant because they dont know what it looks like

    9. Gruesome says:

      Dewd…that’s a win, if anything.

    10. Patch says:

      Call it ‘light switch manufacturer win’

    11. WTF-dude says:

      jesus will make ur day light, if u turn him on! O.o

    12. Matt says:

      LMAO! oooh jesus, you pedophile

    13. Karen2000 says:

      OMG…tell me that is magic marker??!

    14. JerzeyLegend says:

      This is just wrong no matter what position it is in, On or Off.

    15. cortni says:

      this is stupid!!
      how dare they make that.

      • KodaKonduct says:

        Well if you had the slightest bit of intelligence. It was probably a religious person who made it in the first place and they don’t make the light switch. They in fact just make the cover, the owner of the home or room puts the cover on the light switch. How dare you be unintelligent on EpicFail.com!

      • bob says:

        ya cortni keep your religious views to your stupid ass self

      • Vilhelm says:

        yeah cortni you fuckin cultist. If there was a jesus, he was probably a gay black man anyway. And he would have probably been addicted to meth.

      • zombiePOWA says:

        LMAO

      • anonymous says:

        There was a jesus he was an arabic male. who walked around preaching peace and to love thy neighbor and to overthrow the shackles of oppression. There are references to him through out history in many religious ,not just christian mind you, and historical texts. Only the christians view him as a messiah or prophet though. But he was just a man who made friends with the beggers, the leppers, the sick the poor. In short he was a kind man who cared not for the position an individual found themselves nor for the character of their heart. It would bode all you christians well to study your messiahs history instead of the religious text compiled together for the first time 800 years after his death. Then instead of following those in the same shoes you now fill, except for the 1200 year difference, you can form your own opinions on the matter and decide whether or not he is worthy of divinity.

    16. mmaama says:

      omg =))

    17. Christine says:

      Wow. Somewhere up there, Jesus is crying. Someone wasn’t thinknig when they were designing this…

    18. brandi says:

      well, he is a jew…

    19. Richard Dawkins says:

      what can i say? ….. Glory Hole!

    20. Fred Sanford says:

      Alright kids, thats not funny…Now, now you better knock it off, stop playing with that! Jesus isnt laughing anymore!

    21. pantsman says:

      haha! those god botherers had it coming.

    22. shy bunny :) says:

      thats horrible dont do that to jesus.. funny but no…

    23. Gray says:

      Oh my God a f***ing glory hole! The perks of being a pious man…

    24. CounterMeasure says:

      I hope to high heaven thats not a remote operated switch.
      And look at the quote on it “honour thy mother and father”… Uhhh, do you really think they honoured thy mother and father with this product? Only if they were an athiest with a sense of humour. When did they start making lord light switches? Obviously bible sales are down ;)

    25. dude says:

      lol this is wrong on so many levels

    26. fredward says:

      does that mean hes hard all the time?

    27. MG says:

      Well, I guess the priests had to have gotten the idea from somewhere.

    28. Ana says:

      That is seriously the best fail I ever saw.
      I may be Christian but that’s hilarious.

    29. c says:

      OMG talk about not thinking things through

    30. vic says:

      And God said let there be light (sorry could’nt resist)

    31. dude says:

      ha god botheres

    32. Tien says:

      An electrician was struck by lightning that day. LOL

    33. hardcock says:

      yeah…..the kids want to have ablowjob on him …..just kidding…..

    34. Zophie says:

      acording to what my grand ma teached me.. laughing t this is WRONG! ..
      [fuckin funny still]

    35. Blake says:

      I feel like crying….you people are horrible. I know this pic was posted for laughs, but this is no laughing matter to Christ Followers and you know that! You keep saying that if Jesus, THE SON OF GOD, mind you, was real, he would be either gay or hateful with religion….Are you for real? If the Son of God was real, HE WOULD ACT LIKE GOD!!!

      • Krystina says:

        I agree with you completely Blake. The comments on this page made me drop my jaw as I got increasingly offended the more I read. Laugh or don’t laugh at the pic but you don’t need to go to such extremes to make Christian followers so uncomfortable. We aren’t preaching to you on this screen. Most of the Christians even said they thought it was funny. So please stop insulting us and what we believe. Thank you. ~Krystina

      • anonymous says:

        Jesus was real he was an arabic male, but it he’s “miracles” were never proven.

    36. fuk-u says:

      that is fuckin funny!!! lol!!! hey blakeie…we got dicks like jesus!!you gotta let youre girl go.

    37. fuk-u says:

      let there be light hhhhhaaaaah hhhhaaaaaaaaahahhhaaahhhaaah

    38. Raph-kun says:

      Was it the Pope’s idea??

    39. Narmonch90 says:

      Its like Jesus owns a glory hole! lmfao

    40. skx says:

      jesus!! you are a pervert!!

    41. skx says:

      so its: turn the switch on or maybe turn on jesus??

    42. satoru says:

      jesus,, just DIE IN HELL… FUCK YEAH…!!

    43. random thought says:

      I had this exact same light switch in my house when I bought it 4 years ago! So SAD!!!

    44. always watching says:

      Alright kids today instead of crackers for communion your going to put this in your mouth instead lmao and people want to know why the priests are petofiles i bet the all the priests have this very lightswitch wow i wonder if the person who invented this one is athiest


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