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fake… if it ain’t, there’s not much hope for us.
get a big old black guy to come into your room and….
I’ve lost all faith in mankind….
me too, me too
wow wtf
we don’t need to worry about the apocolypse killing us all. we’ll all be mental and shoot ourselves before we do.
its only downhill for humanity from here……….
he’s american, thats why hes retarded
Hey not every retard lives in America, just most of them do
ya 99.9% lol
and the rest in canada
they are just french people but yhey are lumberjacks
You can stick my 12 inches up your ass. That’s safer and I’m sure it’ll piss more than just your mom off.
yeah thats bound to piss A LOT of ppl off lol
well hello, and whats ur name? lol. cockmaster’s mah new bff!
*shots self in the head*
*blows up bombpack strapped around chest*
shots? ok. . .FAIL
you dont strap bomb packs around your chest. . .goes around abs. . .FAIL
WHITE POWER!!!!!
i thot that black panthers were black power dudes, and FUCK WHITE POWER!!!! GO EQUALITY!!!! LOL
im in
So is this guy ordering Pizza everyday or what?
hahahahaha, omg your hilarious!!!! faggot
“its not delivery, its digiorno “
WIN jackal! llmao!!!!
I like the fact that it’s a “resolved question” – somebody has actually submitted a solution for this!
WHAT?!
W O W!! judging from the text, hes a repeat offender. just a thought… grab a razor
…apply to wrist
then just play ur arm like a violin and make sweet sweet music!!
im sorry, this is epic win
all i can say is lol
Now my question is:
Why stop at the crust, sissy boy? A real man shoves a whole damn deep-dish all up in there.
FEEL THE BURN!
haha. (Y)
Im Sorry But that Comment has to be a Epic WIN! =D
Because every misunderstood teenagers shove pizza up there butt?
This comment is a grammatical, multiple fail. You began the sentence with a subordinating conjunction, which makes it an isolated dependent clause. Your subject and verb to not agree; it should be “every…teenager shoves” or “all…teenagers shove”. “There” near the end of the sentence is not the correct form of the word; it should be “their.” Lastly, this is not an interrogative sentence. This is a declarative sentence, so you need to put a period at the end instead of a question mark. Thank you for your time.
Bahahaha
Okay so let me get this straigh
you put something up your butt
to get back at your mom.
haha thats ironic.
No it’s not you stupid bitch.
joke fail
Troll… ¬_¬’…
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kill yourself…she’ll be mad she has to pay for the funeral
LOL
…….God help us all. DX
Ahahaha wow some people in the world eh? And why pizza crust of all things? O.o
god kids these days. why just why
OMG IM ACTUALLY LOL-ING!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF?! XD
I dont get only one thing …. why do you think its a man
:D:D ?
OMG TRUE!
because girls don’t usually go to the ER for sticking shit up their assholes
Because if it were a girl, she could have, & probably would have, shoved it up her vagina. Not the anus.
omg ud be surprised how many ppl com into ER at my step moms work with shit in their asses
You could, I dunno, come out of the closet? You ain’t fooling us.
Kids these days. No respect for butt holes at all.
lmao Joke in the form of a question WIN.
how do you know its a joke??
You were a load she should’ve taken in the butt
by sticking a pistol up your butt and pulling the trigger
The fuck?
whats that sweet sweet god’s blessed full of fun and laughter web site’s adress where people ask such marvelous questions and get epic answers??
I really hope its a girl.
and i hope this is a faked question
pizza crusts are like hard and crunchy thatd hurt like a bitch
wtf? hahaha
omg thats the funniest thing ive heard in awhile, is this what kids come up with now as punishment for there parents…forget tantrums ima shove food in my ass thatll teach em
I wonder what’s his preference…Thin or Thick crust or maybe the thick crust with the cheese filling for that added satisfaction of the real thing
Now why would you ask such a stupid fucking question? I think your a bit TOO interested in gis crusty situatuion.
his*
literally ROFL’ing at this! epic lolz
literally made me crack up for about 15 min! LMFAO
The Best Answer: Stick a glass peanut butter jar up there then hit it with a hammer. That’ll get ‘er.
I LOL’d just as hard.
You’re ALL crazy… especially “crust-butt-boy. He needs serious psychological help.
*hits forehead
Meowwie
When my wife asks me to clean the dishes I shove pizza crust up my ass too.
Lmao :L Pizza butt guy, you just made my day :’]
Lightbulbs! can’t get the purchase to get them out. This is not from experience before the jokes come flooding in.
mom – no u cant go to the movies
pizza butt guy – ok well can we order some pizza
momm – why
pizza butt guy – so i can stick crust up my ass
Dammmmmnnnn I Just LOLed For A Few Mins Haha I Love It!
i stick breadsticks up my ass when i get angry
I’m Japanese, so whenever i don’t wanna clean the dishes, i put sushi up my ass
WHY THE SUSHI!!!!! T_T
ran out of dip?
omg thats one fo the funniest if no tthe funniest thing ive ever read on the internet
ditto
lol when im pissed with some one i stick thier head up my ass
HAHA..i love this site..
=o wtf