Teen Pregnancy Fail

Posted on June 18th, 2009


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  1. ha says:

    wtf teen pregnacy i hoper u get knocked up and hav 1 shit life after u dumb bitch

    • Intrepid says:

      meh… 100 years ago 14 woulda been the norm… /sigh – but yeah, she sounds too naive to really know if he’d stick around.

    • bleh says:

      lol im a teen mom , with a job , and finished highschool 1 year early . so no . it wont necessarily ruin her life

    • U R Stupid says:

      WHORE!
      youre not ready for a baby
      stupid

  2. tanveer says:

    omfg she will regret it after, is she that fat??

  3. damian says:

    This guy is going to hate her for the rest of her life.

  4. Megan says:

    ROFLMAO.

    The fact that this girl would even tell the world about her problems is hilarious.
    That and the fact that she’s flaunting her bf around, when it’s clear he doesn’t want a baby.

    • JayMal says:

      LOL..the sad thing is i don’t even think he’s her bf.. just a random guy.. i smell an episode of Maury Povich coming

    • hanz says:

      agreed. She’ll be the dumb whore on the show that drags 13 different guys on because she isn’t sure which one’s the dad.

  5. Matt says:

    Fool. she doesnt realise if she gets pregnant her life is over. the guy wouldnt be there, hed run, the parents would disown her, and then shed commit suicide leaving the kid alone to die, great job you teenybopper bitch.

  6. killah says:

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha dumb bitch

  7. bloop says:

    LMFAO to the people who thinks shes serious.
    Its a joke…you all fail.

  8. Wow says:

    I actually knew a girl like this. Yes they exist. No I’m not the dad lol.

  9. O_O says:

    If she’s serious, she needs to be removed from the gene pool.

  10. OMG says:

    is she serious. wow this is just sad. shes only 14 she doesnt even know wat she wants in life. she will regret it after

  11. Bernard says:

    Honestly I don’t think it would be a problem. What man wants to use a condom anyway? Now She’s failed in intelligance and common sense.

  12. a smart human says:

    are you guys serious look at the time it was posted 12 minutes ago how ironic is it that the person who found this found it within 12 minutes of it being posted this is obviously fake nice retarts all of you fail except for bloop who actually is a retart like everyone else

    • QQrofl says:

      How are you smart when you spelled retard wrong? Woah.. You fail my friend.

    • Laura says:

      Actually if you went onto yahoo answers it would make perfect sense since you see the most recently asked questions first.

  13. Annu says:

    I call it, the progressive stupidity of human kind or the de-evolution of man. Serious or not, people like this still exist. A part of me fears them ever so slightly, another part of me wishes to bash their faces in until no even their mothers would have a chance at recognizing them.

  14. JaneDoe says:

    I blame her parents.

  15. MentalFloss says:

    I agree with JaneDoe – I blame her parents.

    Nobody ever wants to blame the parents these days for the sad state of stupidity that today’s youth have found themselves encumbered with, but let’s face the facts, people: It’s all downhill from here. We’re going to be seeing even worse in future generations because today’s “parents” have no idea how to do it right, no matter how well-off or well-intentioned they may be.

    Too much over-protection, molly-coddling, and lack of understanding on what children really need: It’s a plague. They don’t need a helmet just to sit in the sandbox. Let kids be kids, or they’re gonna grow up to be as ignorant and naive as “STACY”.

    If only her mom had let eat mud or play in traffic a few times, she would be more knowledgeable about the consequences of poor decisions.

  16. i am not cynical says:

    there are thousands of stupid bitchy kids around the world
    worldwide parenting fail

  17. Therofler says:

    i dont take condoms from GF’s i buy them by miself to avoid that tipe of sluts

  18. Ant says:

    wow…that guy better watch out. O.O” stupid slut. hope her life sucks…but she’ll just end up sucking the life + money out of some rich bastard. Literally.

  19. B18 says:

    This girl is a fucking idiot.

  20. QQrofl says:

    thats kinda sad… especially when she could get him arrested…

  21. Penis says:

    She has “and” job.. I don’t know about you, but that’s pretty fucking amazing

  22. blumblums says:

    stupid young slut fail.!

  23. jegsimmons says:

    this is why i support the public execution of abnormaly stupid people….

  24. Ryan Sauve says:

    People like this should not reproduce

  25. bronzeballz28 says:

    the thing you guys dont get is that this was translated from black person to english. just saying.

  26. kori says:

    shoot her now and spare us the idiocy. same with her parents/person who “raised” her

  27. bri says:

    OMFG xD how can people be so fucking stupid? i mean comon!

  28. NaughtyGirl says:

    wow that girl must be ugly as hell n lonely if she wants a baby that bad!!! maybe cuz the baby cant run away? well not yet anyway.. just wait till he grows up…..

  29. weasleyweazel says:

    like the worst plan ever! this girl must be like the dumbest 14 year old redneck ever

    • bob says:

      i would have to disagree not redneck…. she is clearly from the ghetto… and the only job i bet she would have is babysitting which is why she probably thinks she could be a good mom “oh i watch kids all the time i could handle one of these.” fucking stupid little teens today! i just want to slap each one of them!

  30. kromagnumm says:

    wow. she’s a winner.

  31. EpicPhail says:

    Here’s what will happen: She get pregnant and has the guys baby. She tries to get him to be a dad but he says fuck no. She ends up stalking him trying her hardest to get him to help take care of the child with her and eventually he’ll have her arrested for stalking. She’ll be sent to prison, the baby will go to her parents. The girls parents will put it up for adoption and as soon as someone adopts it, the’ll pay the fine to get her out of prison. With the kid gone, the girl will spend months trying to find it. She’ll fail too many classes and end up dropping out of school. Her parents will finally give up on her and disown her. Without parents, no education, or a job she’ll commit suicide. The guy she was stalking will hear about her death and feel guilty knowing deep down that that was his kid.
    The father and child won’t meet until the kid is in his/her 20s. The kid will most likely seek out the father. When they finally meet it will be a heart-warming scene. Everything will go fine until the kid finds out that his/her dad drove his/her mom to suicide. They won’t meet again until the father is on his death bed. Depending on how the child was raised determines whether or not the now adult goes to visit his/her father or not. They could either make amends with the dieing father or hold the grudge for the rest of their life.
    (with a possibility of wanting to make amends, just not getting there in time, and having to live with regret with the rest of their life) If your still reading, congratulations! Here’s some ice cream.

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  32. rubo says:

    Ohhh little bitch how hard I wish you to be raped by a monkey!

  33. Leeo says:

    14 and ready for a baby? The hell……… I’m 8 and ready to smack you >:

  34. todaystheday says:

    hey, hes the coolest guy in school AND he has a car… what more could anyone thinking of conceiving a child want?


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