Tattoo Fail

Posted on June 21st, 2009


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  1. Dash171 says:

    This dumb bitch…..That’s what she gets for passing out around a guy who looks like THAT!!! What the fuck is wrong with that guy??? Fucking Retards.

    • Dash171's Dad says:

      There is nothing wrong with him, he is being who he wants to be. You are probably one of those people that follows what everybody else does. Go and suck a dick or something.

    • Gio says:

      wtf do u mean being who he wants to be? theres plenty of non-human looking dumbfucks like that all over the world. It’s sad that tats and peircings are part of the norm now.

    • hanz says:

      its not his fault in the first place. She just lied about the whole thing so she wouldn’t piss off daddy.

    • rexnickles says:

      i’m COVERED in tattoos, and even i think that guy looks like a fucktard.
      you’re right, he’s being who he wants to be: a fucktard.
      as for the girl, i feel bad for her for being disfigured for the rest of her life, but what the fuck?? how the hell do you just fall asleep in the middle of a face tattoo??? fucking moron.
      everyone involved in this story is a fucking failure!

    • gautamon says:

      lol wtf r u talking about? why he would do that? to ruin his business? omg u so stupid. she wanted something special so now she got that. it is ImpossiblE to fall asleep while facetattoo.

    • TRYER says:

      Maybe she passed out. Ever think of that?

    • Addie says:

      Hey, Gio. I haven’t even finished high school yet and I’ve got 8 piercings. I am proud of them, too.

  2. Katja says:

    nice parenting xD

  3. wtf says:

    Hey Dash I’m sure you’d let that guy baby sit your kid with all that shit in his face, huh? or invite to a wedding? Or be seen in public with at all? STFU you sensitive fag the guy’s a freak.

  4. Aricka says:

    she has told the truth since then and stated that yes she DID give the guy permission to do 50+ stars on her face she just didnt want her dad to be mad so she blamed it on the guy to give him the bad reputation

    • 317Panda420 says:

      and she should be charged with conspiracy to falsely imprison, had he gone to jail for battery and assault and he couldve lost most of his business, im sure if he wanted he could fuck her and her daddy, legally and financially that is :p

  5. zephon says:

    wannabes…

  6. Grant says:

    if his lips are filled with piercings, I do not want to know whats under those clothes DX

  7. Poison117 says:

    the tattoo artist’s face is the fail

  8. Kuljuk says:

    She was lying. Turned out that she came forth in the news papers that she was lying and that she did agree to the 56 stars.

  9. Peter says:

    Why the tattoo artist’s face is a fail ? heck when you go to a tattoo shop you want to see a hardcore tattoo artist that is “dedicated” to his work O.o his own face is a pure signboard of his work o.o so shut the f*ck up :D

  10. BigBird says:

    If she didn’t want all those tattoos, why are they doing proper aftercare?

    • AWF says:

      if you dont do proper after care they get infected and you dont want that and when or if you do get them removed the scaring is not as bad aswell

  11. Brandon says:

    First of all, you sign a weaver/legal document saying that you consent to all necessary actions from the act of sterilization, to the cost, to the criteria of the tattoo, so this case will be tossed immediately if it goes to court.
    Secondly if she passed out that’s a really bad thing, you stop tattooing your client when he/she passes out and move to try and wake your client or at least, wait for them to regain consciousness.
    I am a tattooer and that guys face is a by-product of his environment and his career. I think the Piercings are a little excessive and i don’t think they do his appearance any justice, but hating on the guy off the internet from half way across the world is a waste of time for all you fucking hating morons.
    The real fuck up in the matter is him not waking her when she passed out.
    And as for that Gio guy in the first post, are you kidding you dumb close minded fuck. Did you know western culture and Islamic culture are the only cultures in the world who dislike the look of a tattooed individual. Go to 90% of most countries and it’s a ritual and a spiritual ritual that requires a great amount of self control and perseverance. But chances are you don’t have a single tattoo which makes you completely uneducated in every way, so why not try having the ballz to go in and get a small one done so you can actually make an informed call on what it means to be tattooed….fucker.

  12. MentalFloss says:

    I will admit that three tiny stars around the eye sounds kind of cute, but facial tattoos at her age = jobless, or a lifetime of wearing pancake makeup over them every single day.

  13. well well well says:

    oh at the end it said she cant look into the mirror anymore, but at the beginning she is looking in a mirror!!! FAIL!

  14. AWF says:

    isent there as law that says that the person has to be awake for the whole thing so they can monitor whats going on and if they do pass out they have to stop the work or something… ethics fail

  15. Oto says:

    There is no way someone can fall asleep while tatooing. On face it hurts like hell.

  16. i am not cynical says:

    the tattoo artist is cute … i’d hit him

  17. Chantal says:

    kay, so no one here can READ…lol
    she admitted to lying about it all! that means she was lying about falling asleep too! so… the tattooist didnt fail ethic-wise. he didnt do anything wrong.

  18. Rogue says:

    sorry, no way in hell she could of fallen asleep. then woke up when she felt it on her nose?? She was full of shit from the beginning and thought it would be cute….but she was ugly to begin with……fail

    • Donroomba says:

      Yeah I agree. Before I read that she had come clean about lying, I was planning on calling bullshit. There’s no way you can fall asleep getting a tattoo, much less 56…on your face.

  19. Haha lol says:

    She didnt fall asleep, she lied because her father was furious when he saw her. So she decided to say she fell asleep and was suing the tattoo dude for 9000 euros. The tattoo guy always maintained that she did agreed to the 56 stars and even agreed to pay for 5000 euros for laser removal which would cost like 8000 euros. In the end she confessed that she lied so SHE FAILS AT LYING.

  20. Billy says:

    Oh so yeah… I was soo excited to get this tattoo which should take 15 mins that I fuckin fell asleep and fuckin’ woke up mutilated
    what a moronic fucking liar
    at least say you were on home made drugs with undetermined effects or some shit

  21. scrooge says:

    Actually she looks pretty with those stars :D

  22. really? says:

    haha what a bogus lie, “i fell asleep.” nobody sleeps through a tatoo first off, because it hurts. second, because shit like this would happen.

  23. FrankyFigs says:

    While the artist probably should have refused the job she got what she asked for agreed to and paid for.
    The crap thing is there was no tv report to say hey you know that girl with the stars is a liar, instead it kind of got a passing mention on page C6 or on newspaper.

  24. Ouch says:

    Personally I think the tattooist did a pretty good job, once the redness and swelling goes down they might look pretty good.

  25. Jean - Paul says:

    She is pissed ‘cuz she wanted the whole face covered with stars and he only did half LOL!!!

  26. Cam says:

    dont looks so bad…until she have like 40…lol…that bitch needs to stop drinking

  27. Lester says:

    how the fuck do you fall asleep while getting a tattoo on your face?? sounds like bull shit to me

  28. Cygnus says:

    I dunno about everyone else, but i think she’s really sexy with them, probably more so that without them. I love them 100%.

    Also, she admitted she asked for them, she just lied to try to get out of trouble.

  29. Wow says:

    u guys making fun of that guy need to die…
    its called body art, and some ppl see it as a passion/hobby…
    and who the fuck are you to make fun of someones life choices? its not ur life so u have no say.
    i think the guy looks fucking awesome!!

  30. Bud says:

    “But chances are you don’t have a single tattoo which makes you completely uneducated in every way”

    OK… not THAT right there is pretty freaking stupid. So, if you don’t have lots and lots of tattoos… you can’t know… anything? Really? So, Albert Einstein had no tattoos… so I guess he didn’t know anything, and we should throw out anything HE ever did.

    Everyone has a right to be who they want to be, and say what they want to say. Mr. OMG-I-am-cool-because-I-have-2-xtra-nostrils has a right to have 2 xtra nostrils… I’m fine w/ it… but don’t think that prevents ME from exercising my free speech and saying he looks like a massive tool.

    I’m cool w/ tats/piercings… I had a gf w/ a pretty impressive back piece. Another gf who had lip ring… hell, it was all sexy; I was into it. But just because it’s a tattoo or a piercing, does NOT make it by default “awesome”. The face/throat tat… I kinda like. His lip… looks stupid. The extra nostrils… incredibly stupid-looking. His choice… hope he’s happy with it… because I think it looks like shit, personally. And he probably thinks my face looks like shit… and I could care, and he could care… but again… free speech, I say he looks like a douche. His piercings, IMO, ruin his entire face.

    I would not kiss him.

  31. Domino says:

    looks pretty cool to be honest, I wouldn’t get it done but I the tatto artist did a good job with the pattern and design.

  32. Margera says:

    ……. eh pas terrible

  33. mariexheartless says:

    THE GUY IS A HOEBAG OHMYGOD, WHO THE HECK WOULD AGREE TO 56 STARS ??? LOOK AT HIS FACE, HE’S DAMN UGLYYYYYYYY OMG, EW ILL NEVER SLEEP. YUK YUK YUK.

  34. DiGiTaLDMZ says:

    Well what the Hell , if you are already one ugly son-o-biatch what could it hurt ? And dash 171 everyone is sucking a dick now days ; not original at all . Try not being an idiot . That would be out of the norm .

  35. kymberly`s dad says:

    well at least she has stars on her face. not a big fat dick pointing to her mouth. i bet she was son drunk when she went inn the tatto place

  36. Milkbot says:

    Tattoo’d women make me feel queasy.

  37. Fokko says:

    The latest news is that she admits she was afraid of her dad and didnt fall asleep, it was all a lie she wanted it by herself …..(no shit)

  38. Bram says:

    Lol, she’ s a legend here in Belgium xD
    Everyone laughes at that dumb bitch. A popular magasine for teens even gave free star tats away, so you could be like kimberly xD lmao


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