Satanic Pentagram Fail

Posted on June 23rd, 2009


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    1. Victoria says:

      Yay:) They added the one I sent them:)

      • senor gringo says:

        oh Awesome!!!!!!!! that scar will remind you what a looser you were and are for the rest of your existence… Quite sad actually. Btw where can I get one? :)

    2. juan says:

      jajja is worse to be a jew than a satan son…jejeje

      • UzIgnant says:

        You shouldn’t speak.

      • lol says:

        the fuck is a jejeje? go back to whatever shitty country u came from

      • militaryminded85 says:

        agreed who the fuck talks english and then laugh’s in ther own language jajaja jejejeje wtf

      • lskajfldh.vz says:

        i think its supposed to be hehehe
        he

      • lskajfldh.vz says:

        u mean hehehe

      • /// says:

        shut the fuck up little dirty muslime get back to your hole in the desert

      • Uhh... says:

        his name’s Juan, so he’s probably oh latino ancestry, latino’s speak Spanish, mostly, AND, the J in Spanish makes the H sound, he just flipped the letters around. jejeje means hehehe and Jajja mean hahha… duh.

      • linaaa says:

        wowww why u gotta go there? who said he was muslim? thats pathetic…

      • dirtydieseldyke says:

        I agree, Juan is a dumbass, but who the fuck says:
        militaryminded85 / September 17, 2009 at 10:00 who the fuck talks english

        Shouldn’t it be who the fuck SPEAKS English? That’s like saying “I speak American”, not English OMFG.

      • . says:

        your wasting your time with military fucktard i just saw him defend the swastika post and call someone a n***

      • nicole says:

        for real my friends? we are on a fail blog and you guys are making fun of how someone speaks and or types??? thats a maturity fail right there. thank you guys..

    3. Katja says:

      arghh! I hope satan kills him/her with his mighty penis!
      hail satan!

    4. pain says:

      It’d still be a fail even if he did do it right

    5. Wow says:

      LoL a Jewish Satan star???? lol retarded emos and their antics….

      • Chelsie says:

        Emos and satanists aren’t the same.
        By the way that’s a stereotype. All teenagers are involved in idiotic antics. We’re kinda known for stupidity. Which I’m sure you know talking about labels and all.

      • safgfrgreg says:

        Emotards will cling to anything. After all, they’re fuckin trendies! These retards label themselves to be hardcore.

      • sir laughs alot says:

        some times i slap my self untill i cry, then i write a song!!! “i’m no-ot o-ok, i’m not ok….”

      • bob says:

        lol @sir laughs alot WIN.

    6. anonymous says:

      an upside down pentegram is a satanist symbol, just like an upside down cross is not just a pentegram

      • dick says:

        No its not fucktard, an upside down cross is the peters cross, and actually mean “im not worthy of god”, only kids think its satanic

      • Zansatsu says:

        And the actual pentagram used by satanists is the Goat of Mendes, taken from the Seal of Bahomet. The pentagram itself was actually originally used by Christians. Do some research.

      • Jasmine says:

        umm…..no, no the pentacle was not first used by christians. Although it does feature in some christian art (e.g you see it on the ends of pews in some churches) the pentagram is used in paganism or wicca which is a PRE-CHRISTIAN religion, the christians took it to try and convert more pagans to christianity…..just so you know…

      • bob says:

        very true Jasmine. everyone thinks my little blow me christianity starts this shit. NO! christianity just stole everything it has from other religions do the research and you will see that everything in christianity was found in many different religions (mind you yes not everything is in every religion, thats because they stole things from EVERY religion.) and all those religions pre-date christianity.

      • bob says:

        wtf my little blow me shouldnt have been in there…. Fail on that factor ><

    7. zephon says:

      fucking tard emos…

    8. King says:

      EMOS SUCK

      • xxchemxisxlovex says:

        OH…it’s because of people like you and zephon that the suicide rate is high in teens.

      • Therofler says:

        man emos are doing their best to help the population control…mmm nope they are doing it wrong most of the time

      • bob says:

        if they think that being called emo is bad and makes them want to die then why do they call themselves that then. ill admit when i was in high school i had what would be called now an “emo streak” but then i pulled my head out of my ass and said fuck all that im just gonna do me and fuck what everyone else thinks, and i think thats what every little emo punk out there needs to do start looking like a guy if your a guy too because those little pansy hair cuts you guys roll with now just make you look like you travel down the brown road so its not helping your case at all.

    9. zeegrrr says:

      RUN it’s a jewish EMO

    10. Noam says:

      damn..
      if you wanna be an emo, at least do it right…

    11. Jimbob says:

      Jewish star = star of david

    12. lindau says:

      wonder how many people he showed this to? Just hack off ure arm, it will be less embarrassing.

    13. Acra says:

      That fails so many times, awesome!

    14. MentalFloss says:

      Anything you hand carve awkwardly and asymmetrically into your own flesh is an epic fail.

    15. AWF says:

      the person who posted this one is fail, and is probly going to get his ass kicked for the mix up

      • bugga says:

        …and be jobless and lay-less.

        Crap, most people dress like weirdos when they’re teenagers. I don’t see why people take it so far – it’s just clothing and a lame haircut.

        I dressed like Goth for a few years in high school out of misguided stupidity, but I’d never carve myself up or do anything permanent.

        You get over the dumb phase, as long as you don’t fail like this.

    16. ab says:

      que estupido

    17. actiondave says:

      yeah look at me im a jew yeaaaaahhhhh

    18. i am not cynical says:

      as satanic as it gets
      now he’d have to erase it a carve it again oO

    19. Ah shalom! says:

      A fiercely devout Jew.

    20. jonjim says:

      being a Jew is a step up better then being a retarded satin worshiper hahahahahaha

    21. Mr.FixIt says:

      hhahahahahahaha at the comments

      better than coffee and whiskey for breakfast

    22. Gonzo says:

      LOL, in my city, Zaragoza (Spain), I saw a graffiti in the street with a Star of David with SATAN wrote over it.

      Just so stupid as this dumb-fuck is

    23. Luffeh says:

      Youre all fucktards, this isnt being emo. Its called scarification, its a form of art, yet he did it very wrong and very badly but when done right it can be beautiful. But dont fucking call him an emo because of that.

      • paul says:

        A five pointed star (pentagram) is a symbol stolen by satanists and made into a “bad” symbol. A downward pointing star is often connected to satanism, where as an upward pointing star has other meanings in other religions.

      • SteveRogers says:

        Uhh, your retarded he’s attempting to put a reversed pentagram on his/her arm to look cool or “different” thats not art its self mutilation as he believes it is “cool” and thats why hes showing it off. The real fucktard here is you, were it a flower or somthing else yes it would be scarification but as he 1. Didnt know what the hell it was and 2. Horribly messed it up, then facts point to that it was indeed not art.

      • bugga says:

        If you want a tattoo or a brand, get it done by a pro and think about for more than 2.3 seconds.

        It’s called being young and dumb – possibly interchanged with emo.

      • safgfrgreg says:

        Emotards cut themselves don’t they? If it looks like a tard and acts like a tard, it’s an Emotard

      • virulent says:

        you’re probably defending him cause you’re this stupid too.

      • imlikeweeee says:

        omg leave the guy alone, its bad enough he got it wrong and now you jerks r making it worse for him. AND STOP FUCKEN SAYING EMOS R RETARDS… i bet they r alot smarter than all of you are. You probally done something stupid too which makes u are retard.they r human beings just like you but have it alot harder.ONLY a retard wud do this thing for fun.
        and plus not all emos cut themselves

      • emotion says:

        There is a lot of emotion in the above comment…

      • sushi says:

        imlike, you’re a fucking retard, they’re called emos because they cut themselves, they’re whiny little bitches who, for the most part, have no real reason to complain, and yes most people have done something completely idiotic, but i doubt it was anything even close to the above stupidity.

    24. juan says:

      Did he Died?

    25. moo says:

      god you’d be gutted.

    26. phillip says:

      Satan was a jew, too. Only he’s allowed to work on the sabath, so beat that J.C.

    27. PEANUTPENIS says:

      jew, satanist? it’s the same shit with another smell

    28. bob says:

      this is one serious jew

    29. MAC says:

      Emo or not, it’s still a poser

    30. jamBot says:

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    31. electrcguy says:

      anyone who cuts themself is an idiot to start with….

    32. haha says:

      He should go back and try to fix it nothing should happen he’d be fine.

      (please find the sarcasm in this comment)

    33. ritt says:

      Satan is Lucifer the Bright and Morning Star, and now his age the age of aquirious is coming

      • . says:

        oh blah they only attributed satan to aquarius because it signifies the rebel, and satan is an angel that fell from the heavens and rebelled against god. If you believe in that stuff.

    34. ritt says:

      Satanism is not a “Christian invention.”

      Satanism predates Christianity and all other religions.

      Satanism is not about spooks, goblins, vampires, Halloween monsters or other related entities.

      Satanism is not about “evil.”

      Satanism is not a “reaction” to Christianity.

      Satanism is not about death.

      True Satanism is about elevating and empowering humanity, which was our True Creator (Satan’s) intention.

      We know Satan/Lucifer as a real being.

      We know Satan to be the True Father and Creator God of humanity.

      • Frank says:

        I don’t think that you can say that Satanism pre-dates all other religions. There are a lot of religions out there Ritt. Thumbs up for defending something you believe in, but let’s not make things up.

      • Frank says:

        “Satanism predates Christianity and all other religions.” Pretty sure you can’t prove that… Thumbs up for defending something you believe in, but lets not make things up.

      • BlueIce7BGB says:

        well, ive had a chance to see satanism in a different perspective and now i feel differently towards you people, even though i am protestant
        frank, not only did you post a comment that could be seen as racist towards satanists, but you also posted it twice, i do not believe he made this up
        but i agree, thumbs up for defending something you believe in

      • Twilight Sucks says:

        Why do people still say “racist against…?” It should be “prejudiced against….” Racism is a prejudice against races.

      • bob says:

        i just dont see how it could be “racist” even lol i mean really not just to go against satanism i know someone couldnt PROVE that Jesus” was real.

    35. bobit says:

      God bless you.

    36. español says:

      North americans: you dont have country, you are sons of the european garbage, america is not tour country you thieves!! go to the middle of the ocean people-shit.Me cago en tu puta madre norteamericano de mierda, que sois la escoria que en europa tiramos a la basura, que no teneis ni pais, que la tierra donde vivis NO ES VUESTRA aunque la hallais robado, no teneis patria, descendientes de maleantes y basura, cualquier dia morireis como cucarachas. Todos.

      • john says:

        we would take mexico too if you all didnt already screw it up lol

      • ussumane says:

        u fail miserably for start insulting americans in spanish so that they don’t understand

      • Aeronaut says:

        North Americans aren’t Thieves. If they were thieves they would have come in the middle of the night and took it. Too bad that didn’t happen. They came in, kicked your people’s sorry asses. And took it. You fail Mr. Spanish. Good day to you sir.

      • xD says:

        lol. He’s obviously from Spain, not Mexico

      • bob says:

        yeah thats oh so clear xD because we all know the difference…FAIL. but epic fail on this sorry excuse for a bash on america. just so you know one of the reasons american is in such a shitty shape right now even is becuase of SOB’s like you that come to our country and think that you deserve anything well ya dont if your going to come over here speak english we dont come to your country and demand you speak our language dont pull that shit with us and find jobs in your own country… we sent most of them over seas anyway so go back home and work at the jobs we gave you there so we can have our jobs back.

    37. Fraud Gayweather says:

      Emo… It’s like a gayer version of Goth.

    38. BlueIce7BGB says:

      HEEEEELP, SATAN JEW!!!

    39. . says:

      why do most posts degrade to racist and derogatory slurs?

    40. Lipton says:

      That´s a fail :>

    41. Cam says:

      he got it right because jews are the devil..they are satan!!!

    42. JP says:

      Good thing there were no stupid emos like this in Nazi Germany…

    43. M.U. says:

      Guys, it’s called a hexagram and it’s a perfectly cromulent occult symbol.

    44. Peter1989 says:

      it is not satanic …. it is jewish … google it lol

    45. BritRich84 says:

      ‘go to the middle of the ocean people-shit.’ Phrase of the century, Insult Win.

    46. BritRich84 says:

      ‘We know Satan/Lucifer as a real being.’ Who is this clown?

    47. bowlerhatman says:

      Don’t satanists believe that they are all gods? Cause that’s what satan said they could be to begin with, yes? Does that make this guy a Jewish God, or a Fail God?

      • bob says:

        i would say fail god because he has been immortalized by being put in the internet and now with us bashing him.

    48. I am the god of hell fire! says:

      Isn’t that the Jewish star?

    49. Anal Violator says:

      Oh my God, I LOVE this website – even though people who ACTUALLY ARGUE seriously about shit on here FAIL immediately anyway. This is my last comment, I’m just going to enjoy the pics from now on.

      EMO kids are pricks though – chin up dear, it might never happen :)

      Cue abuse starting……NOW>

      • emo says:

        no people with the dumbass name anal violater are pricks, but seariosly why dont you call yourself ass raper

      • YOU NO ME! says:

        your name’s emo you fuckin wirst cuttin bitch, your probly the guy with the jew star on your arm youfucking fagget

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