For all accounts and purposes… it looks like he succeeded in the only thing they could have hoped would happen… perfectly no less.
I mean really, what else could they have possibly hoped would happen by standing over a firework like that? This isn’t a fail, this is beyond epic success.
WHY would anyone do something that retarded? That thing should have completely burned his nethers off so he would have plenty of time he otherwise would have spent jerking off to sit and think about how much of a dumbass he is.
lmao whyyyy would he stand there like that? seriously? what did he think would be accomplished by directly lining up his taint, with the path of a firework…
We have learned that rape now comes in showers of red sparks and rocket powered thrusts. Dont worry, that one pump is strong enough to satisfy even a teenage boys persuits of sex and probably urinating… also breathing correctly without hyperventilating.
It was the way it got to the ass, and just stuck there, like it was back where it belonged.
Rocketman- “Wow is this what fireworks are for?”
Drunk Friend- “Yeah man, I do it all the time.”
Rocketman- “Well then it must be safe.”
Drunk Friend- “Of coarse, plus it gets the ladies frothing!”
Rocketman- “Well shit!! Light me up Bro!!”
He totally deserves it
AHAHAHA HE DESERVED THAT ONE!
looks like it got stuck right on his ass LOL. he probably liked it
Almost becomes Darwin Award winner…should have really,,would have save us some space and air .
at least he wont have any kids
I lol’d
Is this the same guy from the WOW fail? I mean apparently they both love objects up their ass.
True that xD
what was he expectin to happenz
Fail? Moar like SUCCESS!
LMAO….Like…Pwned….Epic Pwn…….
epic win 4 fireworks, visectomies, dick friends, and any1 that likes justice
LOL! I’m sorry, but he completely deserved that. What an idiot!
L O L
OMFG xDDD
Pwnd
I think I just pissed my pants!
At least we know he won’t reproduce. Ahh the things kids do to be accepted….
love the name =p
did he lose a bet, or just agree to do this?
For all accounts and purposes… it looks like he succeeded in the only thing they could have hoped would happen… perfectly no less.
I mean really, what else could they have possibly hoped would happen by standing over a firework like that? This isn’t a fail, this is beyond epic success.
I lold at your reply lol
He may be stupid but he’s a BAMF
Notice the that there are currently 666 Fails for this clip. NO ONE FAIL IT ANYMORE XD
…WHY???
WHY would anyone do something that retarded? That thing should have completely burned his nethers off so he would have plenty of time he otherwise would have spent jerking off to sit and think about how much of a dumbass he is.
It would’ve been funnier if this caused the two parked cars to explode…and they all would’ve deserved that…
that went 100% perfectly as planned
Isn’t anybody even the least bit concerned that this is the direction mankind is heading?
I think this is true progress. If more idiots went in this direction, suddenly traffic on the way to work would get lighter.
what a stupid idiot!!!
its not wierd that so many ppls die of fireworks :/ i wish he blew of hes baals! xD
lmao whyyyy would he stand there like that? seriously? what did he think would be accomplished by directly lining up his taint, with the path of a firework…
haha wow people are suck idiots XD
what’d he expect?
i think he wana fly to the friking moon whit a rocket stick in his ass… lol
i love how the guy taking the video just stood there screaming and his other friends were just laughing their asses off.. lol
WHAT WENT WRONG?!?
Wow! So… what have we learned?
We have learned that rape now comes in showers of red sparks and rocket powered thrusts. Dont worry, that one pump is strong enough to satisfy even a teenage boys persuits of sex and probably urinating… also breathing correctly without hyperventilating.
It was the way it got to the ass, and just stuck there, like it was back where it belonged.
LMFAO…CounterMeasure’s comment is boss!
What a pathetic cretin. His last words will likely be, “Hey, watch this!”
Rocket Man.
up the ass mother$@&*@^!
lol
god anals you with his weapons of doom
the guy screaming had an orsgasm or somthing?
Wreck you and suffer fireworks creep. You are the reason why fireworks “injuries” cause bans in all the cities.
LMAO thats funny as shit… you know he wanted to grab it and toss it, but decided his hand was too important to blow off his arms..
This video is an epic success. Fuckin way to go.
lol Penetration fail
lol
Lucky it didnt blow his dick off
That guy’s a darwin award, waiting to happen… fuckin retard
FIRE CROTCH!!!
Pre-video context..
Rocketman- “Wow is this what fireworks are for?”
Drunk Friend- “Yeah man, I do it all the time.”
Rocketman- “Well then it must be safe.”
Drunk Friend- “Of coarse, plus it gets the ladies frothing!”
Rocketman- “Well shit!! Light me up Bro!!”
lol epic fart lol
Shit man, it seems like it totally went it. Argh.
“He” wants to be a girl
BALLs ON FIRE