Fireworks Fail

Posted on June 28th, 2009


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    1. Luen says:

      He totally deserves it

    2. ...wow says:

      AHAHAHA HE DESERVED THAT ONE!

    3. jpimp says:

      looks like it got stuck right on his ass LOL. he probably liked it

    4. Dan says:

      Almost becomes Darwin Award winner…should have really,,would have save us some space and air .

    5. Chris says:

      at least he wont have any kids

    6. Sal says:

      I lol’d

    7. Nick says:

      Is this the same guy from the WOW fail? I mean apparently they both love objects up their ass.

    8. bink says:

      what was he expectin to happenz

    9. PaJOWNED! says:

      Fail? Moar like SUCCESS!

    10. Courage says:

      LMAO….Like…Pwned….Epic Pwn…….

    11. dloeb says:

      epic win 4 fireworks, visectomies, dick friends, and any1 that likes justice

    12. Victor says:

      LOL! I’m sorry, but he completely deserved that. What an idiot!

    13. D4MNYOURUGLY says:

      L O L

    14. Jorge says:

      OMFG xDDD

      Pwnd

    15. Een says:

      I think I just pissed my pants!

    16. Your mom(or am I) says:

      At least we know he won’t reproduce. Ahh the things kids do to be accepted….

    17. Poison117 says:

      did he lose a bet, or just agree to do this?

    18. Sin says:

      For all accounts and purposes… it looks like he succeeded in the only thing they could have hoped would happen… perfectly no less.

      I mean really, what else could they have possibly hoped would happen by standing over a firework like that? This isn’t a fail, this is beyond epic success.

    19. voltron says:

      He may be stupid but he’s a BAMF

    20. Vassie says:

      Notice the that there are currently 666 Fails for this clip. NO ONE FAIL IT ANYMORE XD

    21. MentalFloss says:

      …WHY???

      WHY would anyone do something that retarded? That thing should have completely burned his nethers off so he would have plenty of time he otherwise would have spent jerking off to sit and think about how much of a dumbass he is.

    22. Obito says:

      It would’ve been funnier if this caused the two parked cars to explode…and they all would’ve deserved that…

    23. aKiwiJoKer says:

      that went 100% perfectly as planned

    24. Greg says:

      Isn’t anybody even the least bit concerned that this is the direction mankind is heading?

      • Bob Fairlane says:

        I think this is true progress. If more idiots went in this direction, suddenly traffic on the way to work would get lighter.

    25. kevin says:

      what a stupid idiot!!!

    26. WTF-dude says:

      its not wierd that so many ppls die of fireworks :/ i wish he blew of hes baals! xD

    27. Matt says:

      lmao whyyyy would he stand there like that? seriously? what did he think would be accomplished by directly lining up his taint, with the path of a firework…

    28. gmcclendon says:

      haha wow people are suck idiots XD

    29. virulent says:

      what’d he expect?

    30. whathafaack? says:

      i love how the guy taking the video just stood there screaming and his other friends were just laughing their asses off.. lol

    31. rexnickles says:

      WHAT WENT WRONG?!?

    32. jamBot says:

      Wow! So… what have we learned?

    33. CounterMeasure says:

      We have learned that rape now comes in showers of red sparks and rocket powered thrusts. Dont worry, that one pump is strong enough to satisfy even a teenage boys persuits of sex and probably urinating… also breathing correctly without hyperventilating.
      It was the way it got to the ass, and just stuck there, like it was back where it belonged.

    34. teacherman says:

      What a pathetic cretin. His last words will likely be, “Hey, watch this!”

    35. bobit says:

      Rocket Man.

    36. maximus says:

      up the ass mother$@&*@^!

    37. deathenvy says:

      god anals you with his weapons of doom

    38. FAILLOSER says:

      the guy screaming had an orsgasm or somthing?

    39. Bob Fairlane says:

      Wreck you and suffer fireworks creep. You are the reason why fireworks “injuries” cause bans in all the cities.

    40. Whoosyodadi says:

      LMAO thats funny as shit… you know he wanted to grab it and toss it, but decided his hand was too important to blow off his arms..

    41. PGCWCO says:

      This video is an epic success. Fuckin way to go.

    42. Rick says:

      lol Penetration fail

    43. Bob says:

      Lucky it didnt blow his dick off

    44. rizay says:

      That guy’s a darwin award, waiting to happen… fuckin retard

    45. Jared says:

      FIRE CROTCH!!!
      Pre-video context..

      Rocketman- “Wow is this what fireworks are for?”
      Drunk Friend- “Yeah man, I do it all the time.”
      Rocketman- “Well then it must be safe.”
      Drunk Friend- “Of coarse, plus it gets the ladies frothing!”
      Rocketman- “Well shit!! Light me up Bro!!”

    46. lawl copter says:

      lol epic fart lol

    47. Nigeth says:

      Shit man, it seems like it totally went it. Argh.

    48. mitsai says:

      “He” wants to be a girl

    49. my tamagochi died says:

      BALLs ON FIRE

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