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omfg thats f*cking freaky! so proud of the woman for getting the little girl back and fighting that creep off! this is probably why daycares have more workers, oh man shes so lucky she got the child back from him.
SHE is the pedophile…he was trying to rescue the kid from her
wow really Dwaine?
im proud of her as well, thats scary
i whoud have shit my pants lol!
oi as much as i like to see crazy shit this is the first time id like to say get rid of the video wtf man he cuda been taken n neva seen agen ya get me, dny wot exactly bout the vid i dunt like but it wasent enjoyable like most other crazy shit online
I think I just had a seizure trying to read that.
I’ll be paying for your prison cell one day Chris.
do u talk like this in real life?
just a guess, but im thinking your scottish?
lol, read it in you’re head with a scottish accent because it is pretty funny
it does sound funny if you read it with a Scottish accent LOL
LOL it’s hilarious in a sco’ish argsent:P
oh my fuck. Like, I don’t have a fucking clue on what to said. How the hell could you have that bad of Spelling and grammar? I’ll prey for you.
Hey Will I’ll PRAY for you.
chris your an idiot!
It’s so funny when the guy who points out spelling and grammar does so with equally awful spelling and grammar.
I think its so pathetic when people critisize people when they tyoe in short hand. I mean come on why cant someone type and talk how they want to, just a bunch of nerds trying to act bigger than everyone. Its just sad really
I like to call them Grammar Nazi’s there all over the internet and they prey on peoples shorthand and spelling skills. i should have said skillz to give them something to talk about. oh shit i also forgot to put a capital I AHH HERE THEY COME!
Yes, that’s your justification for not having an education (or at least not gaining anything from it). Truly it is not hard to learn how to use the English language and apply it as required. Oh and Nazi’s were awesome, I bet even they knew better English grammar that half of western society today.
I read it thn read the replys thinkin ” why did he find that hard to read” Then realised that im scottish nd that makes a big diff to us XD
all of you are lame… this site is for joking around. get the stick out of your ass, and get off this site. really nerezza really, nazi’s were awesome? You are calling someone else dumb? there is a reason they lost the war, if your a nazi, why don’t you go fuck your sister, so you can make special arion race babies, you twit. and everyone else, do you think its funny to make fun of peoples grammer? because its just boring… you are all the same
this is the reason our taxes are so high and prisons are packed
I’m a Grammar Nazi and proud. Oh, and also, when you write “Grammar Nazi’s”, there shouldn’t be an apostrophe. Thanks.
Oh, and also, it’s “they’re”, not “there”. And since when has a plural word ended with a “z” instead of an “s”? Huh. Actually, there are too many mistakes in your post, RealGuy, to actually go through them all. It sickens me.
Yeah… but what language is this? I just cant understand a thing! Might be you just don’t want others to understand you (but then why to comment?)
Try Hard Im crossin fingers
I am just replying CUZ I follow crowds, LOL!!!!
It’s Very scary and also dramatic, that woman was brave
that sick son of a bitch if i were that gardner dude at the end i would have used that garden tool to split that dude up then shove it up his ass.
My praise goes out to the brave women…..There are some really messed up people out there and those children are very lucky to have people like her….
dam that fucking perwert is sick thank god that woman sawed this girl
She sawed her? With a saw? In how many pieces? did she died? How can you thank god for that??? It hurts and I know that as I work a lot with saws and wood and let me tell you I know what I’m talking about. Where do you know that from? Is there a 2nd Movie that shows how the teacher saws the girl?
Aaaaw- if i could choose between a pervert and a saw i would take the pervert
so this is a paedofile? could it not be an upset father desperate to see his kid because his ex wife never grants him access? if he wants to pick his child up from school early and take them home for a fuck, it’s his rights as a parent
Take them home for a fuck? What the Hell are you talking about you douchebag moron?
Hahaha, that was hilarious.
oh, of course. an upset father always tries to beat up a female preschool teacher.
you sir are an idiot!!
hahahahahaha oh john i rofl for 5 mins after reading your comment
I take it your dad must have fucked you rotten when you played hooky.
between all this homos you seem the only thinking one. Uncle tom laughed 5 minutes? Imagine that… How would that laughing of an Idiot sound??? And WOW must know what a Trauma means. first shoot, then ask. Cameras never lie… they even believe that money grows on trees and George W. Bush was more intelligent than my sperm.
Jon, you may be fucking stupid but what you said is hilarious. Well done.
funny how my mind sees both offenders the same
jon- Err, that did NOT look like a father. Daycare ladies know who the parents of the kids are. And a father would not talk to a little girl, then grab her and run.
That’s freaking scary! The poor girl is probably traumatized…
in America, we have guns and would’ve shot the fucker dead.
yes, yes, you have guns and in america arnt pedophiles, very funny ha ha ….:/
Hey otto, go fuck your self.
Such a smart solution to every US problem. Last year the US had over 12,000 gun-related homicides. In the UK we had 38.Go figure!
America still has the death penalty too along with places like Iraq, Iran, Pakistan, Uganda, Libya, Korea and it’s classed as a ‘First World’ Country. :/
in America we have guns that whooped ya ass and then saved ya ass twice, in UK you got pitch forks
Ya…and pedophiles have guns too, so he will shoot you back…. Every children needed a gun too, no better two guns for each, with one they could play and with other shoot pedophiles, each other and daycare lady.
Lowe the britan vs US talk both countries have guns and pedos, but america is fatter than us.. just saying i like ur twinkys but put them down once in a while init
haha iwish, has a point. your lady the queen can go fuck herself, oh wait you cant say that in the UK can you? Its a little thing call freedom of speech.
what gleek said is dumb… not everyone in america has a gun, and the only place i know were u can carry around a gun is in texas. or be a banker. wait no i take that back all you fucking euro trash needs to be scared, be afraid be very afraid the big bad wolf will get you
Actually we can gleek tell her to fuck off and we often do but…. no one is going to chastise us for being unpatriotic — unlike you sheep
iwishnazi’swouldhavekilleduk and gleek — if you lot would not have been selling weapons and steal to the Nazis — perhaps we would not have needed your help. But your uneducated, so your opinion dont matter — hahah hillbillys — you got to love em!!
in Russia, guns shoot YOU!
LOL its like that family guy episode
In Russia, you don’t have guns
Oh they have guns in Russia.. they just can’t afford ammo :p
oooooh no- now the american, gun wearing, satanic old lady cooks and eats all the children! The brave man couldn’t even rescue one of this poor kids! Let’s make an american pray for him. praying always helps, for the sake of god!!! Better send the stealth bombers there to nuke the whole city, before this happens again! They’re all guilty!!! Bomb them!!! The Lady is a member of the axis of the evil and I suspect she has biological and chemical weapons….Ooooooooooooooooooooooohmyyyyyyyyygod, I guess America will help us all!
You’re so damn right! Maybe the children are all afghanistan suicide bomber dwarfs in Kiddie- camouflage….
it is all censored like in the formerly communist countries!!!! Burn the witches, burn them!
if this is a pedophile fail then wuts a pedophile win???
Come into my van and I’ll show you a win….
LMFAO @ Binky.
I lol’d x]
Phil Win.
If I was the woman, I’d jimmy tap that pedophile.
really she sould have beat the shit out of the creep then call the gardner to clean him up
PEADOFAIL!
Shoot this bastard in the head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can imagine that in America, where 75 % of the first sexual interaction is between boys and chicken, further 12% between boys and pedophiles, the rest between boys and “Miss 5 Fingers” the result is gun and military uniform fetishism. Statistics? Ask someone in Baghdad about Americans. They all will confirm that all of them rather fuck a camel than an American Housewife. Why? Because most of them, while the U.S. Troops fight everywhere, their Wifes getting screwed by Pizza and Doner Service boys.
Greetings from BRAUNAU, AUSTRIA, where the people know how to solve problems.
My english is bad but if god would exist you all would speak german!!!
its so funny how you talk in a almighty tone, considering that your 3rd world country isnt even a world power. you little piece of shit countries get so mad at the us for being sucessful and powerful and yet your word doesnt mean 2 shits. nobody gives a fuck about austria for a reason. and the reason we dont speak german is because we beat the shit outta germany, invaded, and then made you all our bitches for the next 60 yrs. and i was in baghdad u dumb fuck, you didnt see how many people thanked us and God for bein there, but im sure you were there huh considering the vast military superiority of austria. you make 3rd world trash proud
Darn right. if God existed then Hitler would have won world war 2 and we would all be speaking German. That where you headed with that “Pedo” ? Your joke fails. It’s not even Mildly amusing.
It’s FUNNY how stupid you really are when you were nothing till Europeans settled on the land they now call America. Are you a native American? If not you come from Europe or another Country you stupid bastard. Even the tune to your national anthem was written by someone from Europe. Europe is bigger and more powerful in terms of military power and size. Stop sleeping with your sister and read a book.
It’s funny how you all argue about who is the best. Since I’m a Croatian living in Sweden I have been all over europe and I have relatives in the states (Sacramento CA) who claim that life in europe is much better, in therms of economic standards healthcare schools infrastructure europe is way ahead USA, and if you want to talk military shit I can promise you that europe is way stronger then america. You people should be proud of europe because all white-people in your country are europeans.
read a book? you seriously believe that all of europe has a military superiority over the us?? lets break it down, United Kingdom, whooped their ass for independence, then saved their asses from Hitler, Spain, spanish american war?, germany, ohh dont get me started on germany, we still own their asses to this day, we have fuckin military bases there, and yes its an occupation, and croatia??? who the fuck even cares about that shit hole? and actually yes i am native amaerican my family traces back to the natives on puerto rico, and yes our healthcare is no where near the greatest, but its because we have to play world police so dumb fuck weak countries dont come crying that they got invaded, so yes alot of our money that could be spent on health care is devoted to military might.
FOXNEWS.COM HOME > POLITICS
European Military Might Lacks Numbers
If it is not possible to plunk down more euros, Washington would like to see the countries at least spend more wisely. Europe spends 60 percent of what America does, but has just a tiny fraction of America’s military might, said Julianne Smith, a scholar at the Center for Strategic and International Studies (search). Smith said that European militaries spend a tremendous amount on bureaucracy and personnel and very little on material, leaving them with minimal war-fighting capabilities.
“You just can’t imagine the bureaucracy that surrounds their militaries. … It’s just incredible. You see 10 people doing the job one person would be doing here,” Smith said.
and thats a schloar, so shut the fuck up euro trash
USA is a world power? So what, that’s all you got. Be afraid, be really really afraid. Iraq is a fail, Afghanistan is a fail when Georgia was attacked no one helped so fail there. I don’ t see any REAL power only mighty war toys without use. If so then N-Korea is the most powerful it dictates rules to all world even USA an Russia
America < Europe
god i hate europeans — and over the next 50 years the US is going to be owned by the indians and chinese – dumbass
That pedophile was me
Heh, pedofail.
i think that was his kid
divorce and restriction order ? I think so too O.o tooooooo stupid
SWIPER NO SWIPEY.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
I just saw prophet mohammed in him.
Well done to the old lady. The gardener should have gouged his eyes out with a pitch fork, and then sliced his cock and balls off and stamped on them. I hope that bloke dies an agonizing horrible death, then dies again in hell.
someones a happy harold today.
I love the walk of shame at the end.
GIVE ME THAT BITCH TO SMASH HIS FACE WITH MY SHIN!
omg..
So fake.
Fake? …The world is a sick place, man. Unthinkable shit like this happens more often than many of us would like to think. God forbid we ever see it or encounter it. This, however, just so happened to be caught on tape. That man should not be shot, but hanged.
Kudos to the lady.
Bravery conquers.
Paedophiles are everywhere, lurking around every corner and behind every tree in every park – that’s what this video shows me. Thank God that I can rely in this as being an official source and not just a mock-up fake produced by the American government to try and scare people into staying in their own homes and not letting their children have a proper childhood. You people who take everything you see on video as 100% accurate are morons…take any show on MTV at the minute – “Scenes may be artificially created to enhance dramatics”, but you still believe it’s all real. But seriously though, there are more paedophiles than actual people in the world. Be afraid.
“More pedophiles than actual people” lol A separate race maybe ?
that ladies is my new hero! wow you go girl kick that sob ass!!
I hope that this woman have very long and nice life…
Lady, you save a child, you save the world
for this “untermenschen”… no way, he must be out of state to harm… one pedophile, one gaz chamber.
that’s the only way to solve his illness.
Du Übermensch! Gepriesen sein deine Worte du … Na du weißt schon was.
lol why the hell would they let him just walk away? glad the lady stood up and protected the kid someone give her a raise. i don’t think it was a father either since he tried to punch her. just a really FAILED kidnapping attempt.i have no clue what everyone is talking about military stuff, but i think the US has a pretty big one and isn’t afraid to use it like the UK or anywhere else.
Does anyone know where this took place?? Its not many places you see people dressed like that, I think it was possibly ex eastern block, which explains the capability of the stroppy female!
Sorry to hear all the shit going backwards and forwards on here between allies though. Sign of the times I guess.
weird ppl in america must say.
are bad of their head. do you understand? :/
They must shot that motherfucker. I would have really beaten him up if I was there.
Go old lady Go! Beat the fuck out of that sicko.
If it was the FATHER of that child, he wouldn’t grab the kid and run. He would have talked to the TEACHER, showed his ID and told them who he was and proof that the child is HIS.
Daycares and schools have a list of who is allowed to sign the child out of school. If you’re name isn’t on the list – be prepared to get a police record.
That woman took quite a gut punch and still stuck up for that girl.
woman to the rescue WIN
I love how u retards bitch and argue about some little grammatical error and (or) another irrelevant matter and stray way off topic and then end up fighting with eachother since were already off topic…. Fuck you all and have a good night
Epic fail on all prior posts.
-cosigned.
i would have murdered that guy,fucking arab,he looked like a sand nigger,if i was there and i was what was happening, i would have knock his ass out and kick his head until he dies,he won’t escape,ill keep pounding his face with stones,and then when the cops come ill say it was self defense,……fucking arabs
freaks like him that im not allowed to leave my house after 5 pm -.-
why are crackers always the pedo’s? you hardly ever see other races raping children, shameful man
lmfao, right on.
thats scary shit
HOLY SHIT! tht frikin freaky as!
O_O
That Lady is a WIN
this is to john re the cracker paedophile race comment… im guessing you’re black… if so, maybe you should visit zimbabwe… more child molestation than anywhere else on earth… if your Asian then try going to thailand or anywhere in the far east where underage prostitution is one of the biggest problems… as for muslims… promised land, 7 virgins… im guessing they’re not going to have much turf on the lawn either…
Another dumb ass racist comment from someone who watches too much mtv and doesn’t live enough real life
love this site.. some of the shit on here is tooooooo funny!!! BUT really dont understand why this is on here.. isnt this supposed to be a funny website!? thats not funny, its sick. that kid could have been actually taken and that cunt just walked away to try again.. really hope this footage was used to catch that piece of shit. dont get why the moderators allowed this on here. he ”’FAILed’ to get that kid.. haha”… ????
lmao was tht a homeless guy tht came to the rescue??! if i saw tht happenin i wouldve flyin dropkicked him in the face!
he violated a pedobear