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By jason in People Fail on July 7, 2009
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Why is this a fail? NJ has bears. Am I missing something else here…..OOHH “beats off” I get it now. Yeah, I’m slow.
…why did u even post that… O,o
Fail…..
Attentoin whore….
F*** now I’m gonna get flamed for typo…
Ummmm…. I still dont get it?
I don’t get it.
Replace Hungary with Horny….that might help
LOLZ=WIN!!
LOLZ=1 Anonymous=0
I’m italian, I didn’t understan it. Anyone would be so kind to explain it to me, please? Thanx
go it a crossaint faget
go eat A crossaint faget…..
The word is spelled FAGGOT.
Is better to be thought an idiot than post something stupid and prove you are an idiot.
Guy… crossaint is french… but good try there…
And the proper spelling is croissant.
LOL at guy.. You redneck ,misspelling,can’t read,Gosh dang inbred f**king fool!! LMAo
U ALL FAIL MISERABLY!! no really.. correcting each others spelling?? I think you should all commit suicied!
Wow, are you seriously going to call him a faggot because he’s Italian and he doesn’t understand this? REAL SMART DUDE. REAL SMART.
@thedude108
how imbecilic are you? it’s spelt suicide dumbshit.
go back to 3rd grade and learn some spellings, you fucktard
It’s because he “beats off” the bear AFTER the attack.
Yeah, cause you cant beat off a bear while it’s attcking….right? lmao F’ck thats funny!
Guy learn to spell before you have a go at someone yeah?
During a battle between Austria and Turkey in 1683, croissants were first made by an Austrian baker, who was inspired by the Turkish flag. For more information:
http://socyberty.com/history/how-bakers-in-vienna-invented-the-croissant/
P.S.: I don’t consider anyone stupid for not knowing this, I just thought it would be fun to post this cause I remembered this story from the history lessons I had on high school.
“NJ Man *Beats off* hungry bear. To get this one, you’d have to know that ‘beating off’ is another way to say masturbates.
wow. you have a talent for stating the obvious.
someone should give you a prize
@analprobe FAIL. jason is just being a good guy and informing people from other countries how this is a fail.
gio beats off dudes
Just like your mommy!
Gio Ripped You, haha.
got pwned king, got pwned
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eltrut /
July 7, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Why is this a fail? NJ has bears. Am I missing something else here…..OOHH “beats off” I get it now. Yeah, I’m slow.
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Anonymous /
July 7, 2009 at 4:16 pm
I don’t get it.
so okay you dont get it. But i bet the bear did.>>lol…
ha reply fail
I find the fail in both the bear, and the fact that NJ is even remotely rural.
OH, HENRY!
haha so not only is beating off the bear pretty hilarious, but the fact that the guy is ON THE PHONE when it’s HAPPENING NOW is also pretty funny.
wow i cant believe you think that…… the only way i would say its ok you think that is if your from over seas but if your american….. wow just wow ladies and gentlemen the future of our country we are all fucked.
And how can someone just attacked by bear beat off the bear? I can imagine you got a little bit hurt from the attack.
beats off?! oh wait beastiality is now legal in NJ.
too bad it’s not.
I work with bears a lot, but I’ve never heard of someone beating one off lmdo. Plus, for all of you that are clueless, bears aren’t uncommon in urban areas. They love garbage and are opportunistic feeders. They’ll take what they can get…even a jerk from a guy it just tried to rape lmdo. But seriously…don’t fuck with bears. They can and will kill you.
ok Ranger Rick….. LMAO no shit dont fuck with a bear i think everyone new that but thanks for reminding us lol.
It’s WCO, dickfuck. Wildlife Conservation Officer. Learn it.
this is a really stupid fail, not even the comments are funny
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BEAR BEATS OFF YOU!
roflmao
Haha Did you see his face rofl xD
… and it’s HAPPENING NOW.
is it funny that he beats off the bear after the attack or that he beats off to the bear.
Or because its Happening Now after the fact
This is fail but its not funny
not funny =/