Parenting Fail

Posted on July 25th, 2009


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    1. StitchFace says:

      …um…did that kid make his own mayo? Look at the mouth >_>

    2. goondar says:

      Baby…..the other other white meat

    3. nadia says:

      is that guy supposed to be hannibal lecter or something??????? by the way my email is catterchick@gmail.com

    4. SPV says:

      This is just plain WRONG…

    5. NurseHeather07 says:

      HaHa! Its a Modest Proposal…

    6. whackipedia says:

      He’s saving the best part for last.

    7. actiondave says:

      can i say?

      BILF?

    8. adastraperaspera says:

      Aww and there’s a fork right near its little foot, what if it pierced it? it wouldn’t be funny then. Stupid donkey of a man.

    9. therom99 says:

      mr.williams meesit

    10. brandi says:

      Not only is there a parenting fail, but wtf is in his drink? it looks like that baby took a shit in his cup and he filled the rest with water.. cant be tea, its too thick… cant be soda, its too thin…WTF FAIL

    11. newfy says:

      MOTHERFUCKER WHAT A PEACE OF SHIT THATS NOT EVEN FUNNY AD ACTIONDAVE YOUR A DUMB MOTHER FUCKER PEACE!!

    12. chaosthebat says:

      I want my baby back baby back, ribs chillies baby back ribs

    13. cracker killer says:

      all u motherfucker that think this is funny are pieces of shit…..and most likely 99 percent of u that thinks this is funny are white…..stupid crackers

      • atomheartmother says:

        stfu, racist fagtard.

      • WillyWanka says:

        I’m black/asian and I think this is hilarious… kind of just wrong and sad :P , but I still think its funny. Stop being so racist.

      • Gothapotamus Hunter says:

        OP is actually an albino black man…. He’s confused and scared, go easy on him…or else he’ll killall us crackers!

        P.S. I’m a Saltine/Soda Cracker…you’ll need a big bowl of tomato soup to kill me you racist bastich!

      • allie says:

        im white and i dont think its very funny, i dont think people who think its funny are peices of shit but i do think you are.

      • kill cracker killer says:

        way to blame the white man for you being a faggot

      • steffysteff says:

        OMG! u racist bastard! im white and i think the fact that this baby looks so upset it what makes it wrong but thats got nothing to do with my colour u faggot!

      • Serrah says:

        Yeah fuck off cause I’m white and I think this is disgusting and hope it’s photoshopped.
        But of course you fucking assholes would try and make this a race issue cause you know.. it’s your best offense, defense, scapegoat, etc.

      • christmas says:

        i know this was just for a funny picture’s sake, and because of that i think its funny. people who overreact and say “this is sad hes eating a baby” should realize that only a handful of people in the whole world eat babies.

    14. B18 says:

      Hahahaha this is something my family would do…

    15. atomheartmother says:

      chaosthebat, I laughed for a good 5 minutes out loud at your comment. Sounds like something a friend of mine would say.

    16. memento_mori_X says:

      awwww shit!!! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! dad!

    17. kymbe says:

      um…is that supposed to be funny/cute? cus its not…the definition of EPIC FAIL

    18. metadot says:

      Haha this is hilarious oh boohoo the baby is crying he must be in sooo much pain! morons

    19. Gabrielle says:

      Metadot..

      There are very many correct ways to hold a newborn and this one is definitely not only unsafe, but potentially hazardous to the baby.

    20. Happy Camper says:

      Silly me, all I can think about is where’s the pickle with toothpick? Nevermind the baby, he won’t remember a thing. ;-)

    21. bob says:

      this guy must be Vietnamese

    22. ihateyou says:

      white people are dumb

    23. matthegator says:

      This guy needs his ass kicked by a man. And any fuck who thinks it’s funny deserves the same. Whatever fucktard responds to my comment is a bitch.

      • Gothapotamus Hunter says:

        Hi Matt,
        The doctor called, you can come in tomorrow to have that stick removed from your ass…
        They’re not sure why you keep putting it back in there though…

      • bob says:

        you might want to be careful sodomy is illegal in some states….

    24. sensei1960 says:

      You are right Matthetaterhead anyone who thinks this is funny,should have his ass kicked ,everyone knows you can’t have baby without b b que sauce,grow up Matt.

    25. rexnickles says:

      ahh, the ol’ Califonia Cheeseburger.

      (this is like, a 15 year old Simpsons joke, boys and girls)

    26. rexnickles says:

      i hope it pisses on your expensive bread, good sir!

    27. christmas says:

      omg baby sandwich! o.O

    28. jim says:

      Whats truly disguisting is that they probably used that bread later to make turkey sandwiches or something.

    29. paul says:

      nom nom nom

    30. fake_cake says:

      this would be a lot more funny and a lot less disturbing if the baby wasn’t crying.

    31. ry says:

      i got a pretty out there sense of humour.. but this even bugs me.

      • bob says:

        i agree mostly because i have a daughter now i can look the other way to this cuz i know its a joke but they should have stopped cuz the baby started crying, then they could have tryed again.

    32. Svoge says:

      Thats not funny..

    33. Fat Bastard says:

      Well, listen up, sonny Jim: I ate a baby. Oh, aye, Baby: the other, other white meat. Baby: it’s what’s for dinner.

    34. 404notfound says:

      am i the only one that thinks thats really funny(in the way he intended it)

    35. boored.. says:

      this is just soo mest up

    36. YourMom (x says:

      OMFG that’s horrible! D:

    37. IHAVEaFANCYpenis says:

      GET IN MY BELLLY!!!!

    38. The Dictionary says:

      Hungry gets what hungry wants…..Big taste…GO MEAT!

    39. MMM says:

      That poor baby!

    40. becky says:

      that best not be real!!

    41. Chichi says:

      Nasty!!

    42. mike&cmac says:

      mike: hahahaha!!! epic!! hahaha!!

    43. mike&cmac says:

      cmac: do you want musterd with that?

    44. teta says:

      Wow why are all of u so mad I think it’s silly but he obviously was joke because if he really was going to eat is baby in a sandwich why would he take a picture and post it lol

    45. Amy says:

      omg. Thats so messed up that its funny. Why’s everyone so upset? The sammich looks delicious :D

      • kill ur self says:

        thank you! delicious in deed ….and babies cry all the time so get over it! they fucking cry that’s there job besides pooping, sleeping, eating and being part of a nutritious meal!

        where u think the term fresh meat came from!!! hello!

    46. Gina says:

      I dont know why everyones freaking out.you can tell it’s a newborn so OBVIOUSLY the baby will be crying, even if it was wrapped up in a blanket..that’s what babies do…they cry! He is in no way causing harm to this baby, its a freaking piece of bread he’s laying on. You people need to chill.

    47. fuk-u says:

      thats just wrong…funny but wrong

    48. arcanum says:

      WOW jeez.. lighten up, I’m sure the baby is fine. He doesn’t look nearly as whacked out as most of the other people here. It’s all in good fun.

    49. arcanum says:

      ..and yes I’m white.. because that information seems to be super important to some racist losers on this site.

    50. Zap says:

      Fucking dumbasses stop criticizing this photo so much.I am sure his father loves him more than u idiots.So stop all this nonesence obviously this pic is being created for “fail” purposes and theres absolutely no child abuse or anything lawerish shit u r saying.

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