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Really, the first thing they thought to do when witnessing that shit eating grin on the little fucks face was to snap a picture. It’s times like these, that putting up your kids for adoption becomes a serious option.
the one on the right looks like he ate a bunch..
Time to sell the TV on ebay as “slightly used, free kids included”
Don’t forget the couch.
you have no kids do you merge? what else is there to do when its already done? you should really think twice
no fucking shit. this is why I will NEVER have children.
Thats What EveryOne Says Lmao
Meh…could be worse.
I think it’s cute!
It’s cute to have your furniture ruined and have to pay the hospital bill to have that one kid’s stomach pumped?
Short answer? Yes, It is cute to have your childs stomach pumped. Haven’t you ever had to do that?
well epic…. if you werent such an idiot you’d notice the kid either didnt eat any paint, or B, its water based non toxic as he is still standing without a tear in his eye. dumb ass. Do the math. Nice thing about it is it DOES come right off, so the furniture is safe (except in the tiny crevasses. The couch will be professionally cleaned but nothing is seriously ruined. Stay single and dont breed. or I WILL find you and kill you
um…. well epic…. if you werent such an idiot you’d notice the kid either didnt eat any paint, or B, its water based non toxic as he is still standing without a tear in his eye. dumb ass. Do the math. Nice thing about it is it DOES come right off, so the furniture is safe (except in the tiny crevasses. The couch will be professionally cleaned but nothing is seriously ruined. Stay single and dont breed. or I WILL find you and kill you
I heard you the first time. Asshole.
do you really think it is the kids fault for playing with an open paint can left in the living room? please dont have children because you obviously don’t realize when its the parents dumbshittedness and the children just exploited it.
so fucking ttttrue
i second mikey..
hope it was nontoxic paint..
cus the kid in the right looks to have had an yummy handful..
Also, looks like them kids were left unsupervised for more than “a little while”. definatly more than 15 min anyway.
right? how the fuck does a 5 year old even get a can of paint open? you need a prybar or screw driver to get the lid off……either way, these parents should be charged with endangering the welfare of a child
THIS is why I’m never having kids.
If I want company, I’ll adopt some teenager.
little kids ftl
GAH! a teenager? far worse id say.
teenagers are what makes me not want kids!
Yea cause you’d really see a teenager pull this kind of shit
yes… epic… I do
Little kids are like…well actually an analogy can’t cover little toddlers.
“Well well well” is win.
ohhh the humanity!!! the new tv just got screwed!! the new tv forget the kids the FREAKING TV!!!
i say parenting fail. and if its lead paint, china fail
That is fricken hilarious! Wouldn’t be happy if it was my living room and my kids but hey, if you’re dumb enough to leave it lying around.
Thanks to the media, hitting your child is abuse. However, in this situation, I would have beat the paint of those little bastards. I have a kid. Not biologically my own, and if I had seen this after coming from making him a sandwich or something, I would have lost it.
Where could the parents have been if the kids had enough time to do all that. That’s not a 30 sec paint job they did there, that took awhile.
Let’s all hope this was some kind of setup and thats really water based paint and it washes out easy.
This easily could have been prevented by the parents taking responsibility and A. watching their children and B. keeping paint tightly closed and out of their reach.
No need to beat a child for a parent fail.
i would kill my kids. . .
tell your parents to kill you.
Save your parents the trouble. Kill yourself.
staged… but if it were real i would beat my kids the same way i got beaten
… oh
who would stage this? seriously there at least £700/$1400 worth of damage there
I know them, this happened right before they redid the whole house. But it happens a lot..
great! now they gotta pay for the cleanup, and two tiny tombstones!
descusting, really descusting!! the telly is all covered in shit!!
disgusting. spelling fail.
that’s what they get for having the TV babysit their kids..
I would kill them.
you should kill YOURSELF.
KICK THERE FUCKING ASS
“There”?, you stupid idiot? These are KIDS! They do such things. You should LET THEM!
Let them ruin your living room?
I think that’s EMS’s point. Maybe EMS should be deathed.
You should kick your children’s asses for you being too much of a shitty parent to watch them??
This fucking paintjob was done in more than 2 minutes I promise.
Ahaha, I know these kids… at least it wasn’t tar this time.
The fail is the dumb ass parent that let there kids play with a bucket of paint! Did they really think a child and a toddler wouldn’t go apeshit with it! And an adult had to have opened it, paint cans aren’t easy to open!!
you will be supries what kids can do.
What a genius kids!
All these people saying “that is why I will ever have kids”
Why would you leave an open tin of white paint in the living room of your house with a pair of what looks to be 3 your olds?
shit! wow what irresponsible parents… *lol in the distance*
BEAT THAT ASS
THOSE PARENTS ARE FUCKING RETARDED
soo fuckin funny !
I’d totally put them on EBay
they would cost more now that they are fresh painted
i opened it
“looks like the kids were busy” *notices jizz everywhere* “how……………”
Oh that makes me laugh kids are awsome
Thats not paint, the pedophiles are hiding around the house.
*mumbles* I whoop dey azzez
aww thats all bad
Apparently, many of you were abused as children, so if the only tool you have is a hammer… This was clearly a derelict parent issue… a failure at many levels… one was to leave a toxic chemical unattended.. etc… the clean up will be horrendous, for it will involve paint thinner which is not too good for children skin/eyes, etc… but kudos for the parent to look at this lightly and not go into rage for something they were clearly negligent.. this stuff does happen, so future parents… be advised, they are just little dudes and have no concept that it was epic behavior…
Let’s take one last picture before we beat our children to death w the paint can!
Awesome…was mommy and daddy in the bedroom making more at the time?
Not paying attention to you kids FAIL! They must have be in that living room with out an adult for quit some time.
Looks like a t.v. win, old ass t.v.! Upgrade to a flat screen!