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  1. Really, the first thing they thought to do when witnessing that shit eating grin on the little fucks face was to snap a picture. It’s times like these, that putting up your kids for adoption becomes a serious option.

    1. you have no kids do you merge? what else is there to do when its already done? you should really think twice

    1. It’s cute to have your furniture ruined and have to pay the hospital bill to have that one kid’s stomach pumped?

    2. well epic…. if you werent such an idiot you’d notice the kid either didnt eat any paint, or B, its water based non toxic as he is still standing without a tear in his eye. dumb ass. Do the math. Nice thing about it is it DOES come right off, so the furniture is safe (except in the tiny crevasses. The couch will be professionally cleaned but nothing is seriously ruined. Stay single and dont breed. or I WILL find you and kill you

    3. um…. well epic…. if you werent such an idiot you’d notice the kid either didnt eat any paint, or B, its water based non toxic as he is still standing without a tear in his eye. dumb ass. Do the math. Nice thing about it is it DOES come right off, so the furniture is safe (except in the tiny crevasses. The couch will be professionally cleaned but nothing is seriously ruined. Stay single and dont breed. or I WILL find you and kill you

  2. do you really think it is the kids fault for playing with an open paint can left in the living room? please dont have children because you obviously don’t realize when its the parents dumbshittedness and the children just exploited it.

    1. Also, looks like them kids were left unsupervised for more than “a little while”. definatly more than 15 min anyway.

    2. right? how the fuck does a 5 year old even get a can of paint open? you need a prybar or screw driver to get the lid off……either way, these parents should be charged with endangering the welfare of a child

  3. That is fricken hilarious! Wouldn’t be happy if it was my living room and my kids but hey, if you’re dumb enough to leave it lying around.

  4. Thanks to the media, hitting your child is abuse. However, in this situation, I would have beat the paint of those little bastards. I have a kid. Not biologically my own, and if I had seen this after coming from making him a sandwich or something, I would have lost it.

    Where could the parents have been if the kids had enough time to do all that. That’s not a 30 sec paint job they did there, that took awhile.

    Let’s all hope this was some kind of setup and thats really water based paint and it washes out easy.

    1. This easily could have been prevented by the parents taking responsibility and A. watching their children and B. keeping paint tightly closed and out of their reach.
      No need to beat a child for a parent fail.

    1. You should kick your children’s asses for you being too much of a shitty parent to watch them??

      This fucking paintjob was done in more than 2 minutes I promise.

  5. The fail is the dumb ass parent that let there kids play with a bucket of paint! Did they really think a child and a toddler wouldn’t go apeshit with it! And an adult had to have opened it, paint cans aren’t easy to open!!

  6. All these people saying “that is why I will ever have kids”

    Why would you leave an open tin of white paint in the living room of your house with a pair of what looks to be 3 your olds?

  7. Apparently, many of you were abused as children, so if the only tool you have is a hammer… This was clearly a derelict parent issue… a failure at many levels… one was to leave a toxic chemical unattended.. etc… the clean up will be horrendous, for it will involve paint thinner which is not too good for children skin/eyes, etc… but kudos for the parent to look at this lightly and not go into rage for something they were clearly negligent.. this stuff does happen, so future parents… be advised, they are just little dudes and have no concept that it was epic behavior…

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