Did the poster to the question click the “report abuse” button to tell on her too?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES -_-
this guy is genuinely oblivious to what he just said?
Are you freaking serious?! That is way too obvious!
ANSWER: She cheated on you, which in this instance is a GOOD thing, as the kid will not be born with your brains. XD
comment WIN! lol
Wow. No fucking comment.
They should name the baby Jesus.
will he die? xD
its a tumor.
Lol this guy was just bien optimistic! Because you know all the answers to lifes little problems are on the internet. Maybey he was hoping for an explination that had slipped by his awesome genius! Anyway he should call Chester French!
nice! i’m gonna make my own journal
there’s another way she coulda got pregnant without sex. the dude could have jizzed in a cup then poured it into her vagina. i was drunk when i wrote this
don`t drink and be a muslim
Me and Taliban should drink sometime.
I happen to be fucked up wirhg now.
hahaha no duhh! everyones born with a brain, but not all of them function right jk
I’m the father, well I might be it was one hell of a orgy
COMMON SENSE FAIL
could this post be linked at all to the one i seen earlier where a girl raped her sleeping virgin boyfriend lmao
OMFG I love you haha I saw that same post and thought WTF!!!
Epic comment win! XD
i actually know a chick who got arrested for something of the sort, she drugged her bf, then fapped him into a turkey baster, then used it to impregnate herself…
She must have found someone more…..studley….ly…haha
this is a sequal to the other one …. dam americas retarded ….
yep, “americas” indeed…and did you mean “sequel”? Moron? Pot, meet kettle!
THE HOLY SPIRIT? MY FRIEND xD
Seeing how smart this guy is..its probably the best decision she will ever make XD
Another 12-year-old father…
wow ur so retarted dude
Judgement Day comes!
Virgins give birth!
Immaculate…con-…vection…oven! and it done got a bun in it =D
Do her name is Marie ?