Pole Dancer Fail

Posted on July 31st, 2009


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  • 74 Comments on “Pole Dancer Fail”

    1. Joe says:

      Why is this a fail? Because she’s a little fat? That’s lame. This is a still photo. You don’t know. She might actually be working that poll.

    2. marie says:

      I know pole dancers and the only thing that heffer is working is her labia.

    3. Owned says:

      I’d hit it.

    4. Owned says:

      Marie, can I have your phone number?

    5. marie says:

      (401)285-0696

    6. Gruesome says:

      Dude that’s a win.
      STRIPPERS = WIN. If not, you are gay.

    7. Zzarkz says:

      Thats a Fail from FAIL

    8. ImaBitch says:

      this is more of a parent/gaurdian fail , because it looks like thy are at the prom

    9. scene_queen says:

      this ISNT a fail.
      big women are just as beautiful as the skinny bitches that THINK they can dance..
      truth is, most skinny chicks have no rythem..
      AND..skinny chicks are for WIMPS!!!

    10. PesLord says:

      seh cant be fat, you may always see models in the post…but WTF she´s a women right?!?!
      Then i Like!:)

    11. i hate white ppl says:

      fatty

      • Lili says:

        U are a fuckin idiot…i mean seriously how much do you judge someone i mean i hate white people???What is that im white so do you hate me???call her fat your probs fat FUCKER!!

    12. B18 says:

      I wonder if she’s seen this. hahahaa

    13. TridentSoft says:

      wow fat b!tches strip club what a turn off!

    14. MrMielie says:

      so here is the fail, it’s prom night, on a bus, all the cool kids are sitting on the side, while the fat drunk chicks pretend they are hot. and no, fat drunk chicks can not be hot. get over it, stop stuffing your face and lose some weight

    15. dude... says:

      Shes really not THAT fat. i mean i know fatter. Saddly ive seen fatter doing that.

    16. nadia says:

      uuuuuuuuum oookkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy……..

    17. rexnickles says:

      such dispute over this photo!
      i didn’t know there was a fetish for girls with 40lb. heads…

    18. Heffer Humper says:

      Mooooooooove over and let me get a crack at that ass!

    19. whalersteve says:

      arrrr, that be no pole. tis me harpoon, only miss by that much. to bad ill have to burn it after what she has done to it

      • Gerry says:

        this may be the best win comment to date…
        Well played, Capt. Ahab :D

      • Dirty Sanchez the butt pirate says:

        Aaarhg… Seems i have mme some competition.. Get ye Swords ye swaggerin bigle rat. There can be only one pirate on EF!

    20. Zed says:

      Lot of Crybabies around here…. There’s nothing wrong with this little naughty fatty if you’re a real man. Send her to me please. Hahahaha!

    21. lwtf lol-er says:

      ima just put this out there but, i have the same camera as the girl in the bluish green dress whatever that color is!

    22. Spunky Bob says:

      LOL the only hot chick is the 1 sitting on the side :)

    23. mike says:

      you guys got it all wrong, this is actually the SPIRAL POLE FACTORY

    24. kirasao says:

      Q: Why are fat chicks good in bed?
      A: Because they HAVE to be.

    25. bree says:

      she is way to fucking fat to be on the damn thing.

    26. Quantavious says:

      I dont know what the freak any of yall is talking about, she is really not fat. Just thick in a good way. the perfect size actually.. super skinny anerexic chicks no fun at all.

    27. jen says:

      clearly you guys are missing it, she’s pregnant

    28. Poopjuice Newton says:

      That linebacker is only making the pole stink. And possibly corroding it with caustic beef curtains.

    29. haze grey says:

      the fail is that she and all her fat friends arent wearing any shoes

      • sweetP says:

        No haze, you’re failing because you think every girl can shake ass on the dance floor with stilettos on.

    30. Hannah says:

      Ah who cares, she had the balls to do it meanwhile skinny chick in the back is watching her, wishing she could.

    31. wow........ says:

      i find it absolutely horrifying that all of these people are saying these thing yes we all judge people even if we dont admit it but still. do you think she chooses the weight she is? what if she just had a kid and is out enjoying some time off or have any of you seen what a thyroid problem can do to someone? im sorry but it disgusts me i weigh 110 soaking wet get called anorexic bolemic and all that shit and it suck i eat like a horse always have and have never gained a pound and honestly would like to. im 21 years old and want a child? i bet meny of you think im an idiot for that but guess what i want a kid even though i shouldent because of high problem riskat that ive lost the last two children ive carried the worst pain of my life and have been told im most likely not to have any. countless times ive been put down picked on and betrayed and yet i feel sorry for the person who dose it because karma is a bitch. oh and id like to remind you all of a little phrase im sure youve all heard: treat others the way you wanna be treated. one day someone will be saying something to you and i hope you all remeber that you get what you dish out mother fuckers

      • wow........ says:

        why dont all you little children figure out lifes not nice nor is it fair so grow the fuck up get a life and maybe a job if someone will hire you and find out what this worlds really like

    32. Fred says:

      Should start installing these poles on playgrounds. Start ‘em out early and catch some pervs at the same time.

    33. michelle says:

      some of you guys probably wouldnt even have the balls to talk to this girl much less make any of these comments to her face
      buncha losers spouting out a bunch of garbage on the internet trying to seem cool for a bunch of other losers
      frankly, its just pathetic


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