Store Sign Fail

Posted on August 4th, 2009


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  • 34 Comments on “Store Sign Fail”

    1. LAWL says:

      FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    2. LAWL says:

      SECOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    3. LAWL says:

      THIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

    4. LAWL says:

      FOURTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

    5. LAWL says:

      FIFTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

    6. LAWL says:

      EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

    7. Merge says:

      Are you fucking kidding me, I hope your parents learn what kinda little shit you grew up to be.

      • LAWL says:

        UR JUST JEALOUS THAT IM FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • The Dictionary says:

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        God you trolling ass kids have no life.

      • The Thesaurus says:

        haha says the guy with the face palm which is pretty funny i don’t know if that was meant to be a joke or just cause your an idiot but i hope it was a joke you ARE THE DICTIONARY AFTER ALL!?

    8. _Sd_ says:

      LAWL : QUIT SPAMMING , now .

      Fail : Hummm , quite original like job …

    9. Obliterator says:

      WTF? sick, sick germans

      • TMSama says:

        Oy! Don’t blame us for failed translations. Not everyone speaks perfect English, okay?!

      • nadia says:

        jerk!i’m part german this is what i am from dad’s side of the family (i don’t know mom’s cuz she’s adopted)i’m german british french &irish

      • Abby says:

        german, british, french, and irish… what a mix

    10. marie says:

      OHHHH MAN! I am going to Germany!

    11. karlibell22 says:

      I love that the guys in the poster are blushing. hahaha

    12. Cat says:

      That’s not a fail. That’s intentional advertising… Waste of fail space.

    13. Sex says:

      This is a gay massage parlor right?

    14. Courtney says:

      LOL this is totally a “Lush” store… I can tell by the font. the “hand-job” they are referring to is the hand-made soaps.
      Also I can see some bath bombs right there.

    15. noob says:

      that shop is called Lush i go there alot

    16. Silent says:

      yeah we germans can’t speak propper englisch :D

      not everyone learned englisch in school like my genaration :D

    17. Chimera says:

      as a german i can tell you: it is intentionally, it’s an allusion to the english meaning of hand-job, but of course actually means “handgemacht” (hand made). obviously to english speaking persons only funny as a fail…

      btw… most germans speak better english than americans german. or french. or spain. or british english. ;)

      • Kayla says:

        Hhhmmm….sure.

      • We B Trollin says:

        British english? Is that like speaking Mexican?

      • JagggerNut says:

        Dude, if you haven’t relised, British English is just English. It’s their language other countries stole it, basica;;y everyone in Britain speaks English because it’s their language. So Germans speak better English than Brits? Don’t think so.

      • yo negga im not racist says:

        wuajajajajaj yo chimera hand-job me you idiot

    18. racheleh says:

      is that lush?

    19. MizPuppet says:

      Oh Lush…lol!! Makes me wanna shop there even more…sex bomb bath bomb here I cum!! =X

    20. Midorikawa_Ayumu says:

      I think it isn’t a fail, but an epic promotion win

    21. Bon G. O'Fury says:

      No fail!
      It’s a WIN! – They knew exactly what they were saying.
      This german store simply wants to point out that they don’t sell any industrially prefabricated food, that they take care for their products. – I mean even a handjob has something to do with love…


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