Sexy Fail

Posted on August 6th, 2009


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    1. Gallade says:

      With such parents I’d kill myself.Or transfer very faaaar away

    2. lommax says:

      eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

      • Davon Everette says:

        EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    3. blah says:

      I’m scarred. For life.
      Ewwwww.

    4. neodox says:

      Oh those are so totally real, are you kidding me?

    5. _SD_ says:

      Old lady anorexia ?

      Scary.

      E…w

    6. Wom Bat says:

      How horrible! That dude is a mess and should never wear a speedo, but the babes are smokin!

    7. Merge says:

      /wrist

    8. i am not cynical says:

      not a good idea

    9. rush_tdi says:

      not me, not now, its was smart kids say about sex….

    10. ramon moreno says:

      I’ll do it for the rest of you cowards

    11. Craig says:

      I work as a nurse and take care of old people all the time… and I must say I’ve seen 90 YEAR OLDS that look better than this gal… wow… just… wow… that takes bravery or stupidity or just no shame

    12. Leah says:

      It looks like she glued hamburger buns to her chest

    13. black guy says:

      why are you so mean the girls are hot the fat one is ok but her mom is hot

    14. marie says:

      Sadly that “old lady” is actually only 32. That is what happens to all those lovely beach goddesses who spend too much time cooking their skin.

    15. Josh says:

      Fuck, I bet shes tight as hell. Id hit it!

    16. Dyquen says:

      EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW i dont think she is 32 but damn good point marie, people cooking their skin end up lookin leathery. in this ones case a crocodile has better skin. LOL but here is my 2 cents. For all you ladies out there who think getting a boob job will help your self esteem and help you get more men, take a look at her this would be you after your Titties deflate and the natural order of gravity takes hold and the young fat you once had is now gone, and what you have left is a bad remix of tribal/old/deflated titties, and a bra size that you werent supposed to have in the first place. if your born with nipples for boobs of you got jugs, use what you have to rule the world, if you got no tits but a fat ass work it, if you got legs that can kill make em do it, if you got a face that belong in vogue make it get in there. if you look like a piece of 2 x 4 then my the lord help you cuz you might have to learn how to blow some good dick or ride it like a rodeo jockey to make up for what you lack in “TADDOW”. if you can work it and do thing to it like a pro then no woman can take your man. if he does leave he was an jackass to begin with. YES I AM A MAN WITH A GIRLFRIEND WHO SHE HAS HUGE TITS, A SMALL ASS AND SHE HAS THE SUCTION POWER OF A F-16 TURBINE ENGINE. IM GOING NO WHERE.

      • OH WOW!! says:

        dude…u are such a sexxist ass!!! if u think thats all woman are good for then may GOD help u cuz u are dumber then a moldy shit!!! woman arent just good for their looks and suction power, woman make great doctors and lawers cuz they have more compassion for people then stupid ass fuckers like u!!! yess the hamburger tit lady above is sickening, but why the hell would u go off on all that other shit u dumb fuck!!! and nobody wants to kno how good ur gurl blows and im sure she probably dont appreciate u spreadin her business, and if she dont care then shes just a big slut anyways!!!

      • 702metal says:

        i second “oh wow”. ur a “rah-tard” dyquen.

    17. Big says:

      Here we see the dehydrated corps of Pamela Anderson.

      Mark

    18. neodox says:

      Nice silicone pouch holders.

    19. maxinandrelaxin says:

      W O W!!! its Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in 40, uh fuck it, 20 years!!

    20. ImaBitch says:

      her implants look older then the guy standing nest to her. it looks like she put some dental floss on her depends. she’s as gross as the sh*t in her diaper

    21. virulent says:

      wow that is pretty disgusting.

    22. DanceTilDawn says:

      LMAO! i was cracking up! BWAHAHAHAHA SERIOUSLY!?
      now this is just hilarious and a complete fail. haaaaaa her hamburger bun implants r gross

    23. Gruesome says:

      Can someone shoot me in my eyes? Pleeease? :D

    24. white_girl says:

      ewww
      please someone
      i’ve gone blind:p

    25. i hate white ppl says:

      omg call the boner police and take me down town. cuz this old lady gave me wood

    26. ryutekken says:

      fuck dude idk which is worse
      the 50-60 year old fat hairy uncle
      or the 150 year old bitch with old tit implants

    27. B18 says:

      How did the mummy get out of her tomb?

    28. Wolf says:

      She tried tooo hard to stop time … >.<

    29. courtney says:

      *twitch* o_e

    30. Alix says:

      the old guy isnt that bad but the lady fucking scares the shit out of me

    31. Sex says:

      the guys pretty sexy

    32. memento_mori_X says:

      oh another shit!!!! tatally epic!

    33. ShoShoBitch says:

      Say it isn’t so…Have you concodered suicide?

    34. Andy says:

      That guy on the right is fat for both of them…

    35. xx_Scene_Chick_ WTF_xx says:

      All i have to say is people who lok like that should NOT be runing around in somthing like that, honestly. Im disturbed… Im never guna think the same way again…
      *Cringes* Eew

    36. Paul says:

      Makes you wanna run out and go to a good old fashioned (emphasis on “old”) swinger club. Yeeeeeaahhh baby! Do I make you horny? Randy? Yeah baby…. I put the Grrrr. Swinger!!! Mmmmm….. ok…well then…..never mind….. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

    37. Befuddled says:

      Why can I not see a belly button?

    38. WhattheHell? says:

      I don’t know which one’s worse… WOW

    39. HeartbreakPrincess says:

      I guess implants truly have a shelf life…and she looks like a anorexic piece of leather…

    40. jamBot says:

      OHHHHHHH OMG, that is SO wrong. SO wrong, SO WRONG!

    41. Mr. Puke says:

      I think I live up to my name ‘n’ shit

    42. stoner man says:

      this pic is all over the school in a recent campaign to stop masturbation in the bathrooms. grades are at an all time high

    43. allie says:

      shes not that bad, i think the old lady is better than the hairy dude in a speedo, but he looks like hes havin a good time so watever. The old lady is just really REALLY wrinkly, i bet back in her day she was hot though.

    44. Alex says:

      I just vomit all over my keyboard.

    45. kjasdj says:

      is that a real person ? :(

    46. xe says:

      GROSSSSSS~~

    47. bobito says:

      I’d tap it.

    48. DCist says:

      white people age horibbblllyyyyyy

    49. Meg says:

      Ack! That’s the sickest thing I ever seen in my life.

    50. Mr Gaye says:

      Britney Spears when she hits 40.

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