For anyone who read the article, it said he got acquitted because he blew the limit, so its hard to call it a fail. Although it may sound stupid, if it did in fact get him out of a DUI more power two him. I’d choose eating my own underwear over $1000 fine and 3 months license suspension any day!
Ya know, except for the fact that it would do nothing to reduce his alcohol. Even if cotton could somehow magically take alcohol out of your system…why not maybe try eating your shirt first.
No, no power TWO him.
hahaha so he was probably already under the limit and ate his underwear for no reason.
It doesn’t matter what happened, it is a fail coz he ate underwear to beat it…
People like this make me hope that the eventual Zombie apocalypse hurries the fuck up, and takes out a healthy chunk of these fucktards.
‘Eventual’ or ‘inevitable’? – dont forget Rule number four – the double tap….
And rule one: Cardio.
Those are “child molester” glasses lol he looks creepy!!!!
Rapist glasses…from the maker of pedophile beards and colored pencils
Your forgetting chrinoc masturbater’s trench coat and predator van.
this guy is supposed to be 18, creepy
whats scarier is he is 18yrs old, and looks about 40
thats exactly what the fuck i was thinkin
now his breath smells like shet, not alcahol
brush your teeth now shit breath
ahh a tribute to how redneck my town is
that dudes not 18…wtf….age fail
Yeah I thought the fail was that poor kid is only 18 and looks 45.
The fail here might be that the paper called high school kids law students!?!?! In what “F”ing state can you be a law student in 11th and 12th grade? Nice editing there D’arcy Rickards.
In CANADA we study law in HIGH SCHOOL.
if they are students in a high school law class, that would make them “law students.” you fail, dave.
this guys my personal hero
this guy looks like Dwight from The Office.
haha 18?? i think not..
Maby im wrong but the drinking age is 21? But im sure this guy isn’t 18. either way dude ate his pants. WIN
the drinking age isnt 21 everywhere in the world dumass, and the RCMP is the royal canadian mounted police. 1+1 is 2
I hope this guy doesn’t plan on reproducing anytime soon.The Judge must have been pissing himself when the cop testified.He would be good comic relief at a party,Hey Dave eat your shorts for us would you?
he was probably piss drunk when he decided that, but then it smelled like he had drunk piss
DUI blows worse than ANYTHING! Totally worth the humiliation if it got him off (the charge, I mean)
He’s 18? Going on 40?
I was thinking OMG he is so stupid why would anyone do this. Then I got to the the part were they mentioned Provincial court, instant thought oh shit oh shit oh shit he can’t seriously be Canadian can he. . . . . and finally the mentioning of the RCMP. . the fate is sealed. The only way that guy could be eighteen if he was form Newfoundland . . .oh another joke about the neufs. Just playing if they weren’t there who will be the butt of all of Canada’s jokes.
I see they’ve finally caught 2lolo.