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I used to own a Canadian but he kept getting up on the furniture and crapping on the floor in the middle of the night and everytime someone would walk by the house he would run to the window and yell, “Ay!, ay!, ay!” We had to have him put down. I wouldn’t recommend owning one.
I AM Canadian; that hurt… and we say “Eh” not “Ay”
sorry
what are you talking aboot?
get loss, hes a 12y old boy that needs to free himself from his rage against canadians… he have rights to do this. As we all do for being egoists. =)
and as a matter effect, i am canadian too
bwah ahhahaha that was a hilarious comment thank you for that
Kekun, I believe it’s ‘a matter of fact.’
Nice fail there.
half of the stuff in that list is a fail! …just eat my waffle…&…breathe whenever I think about lyrics! and the rest is about loosing weight
…people search for Liz Phair lyrics?
You recognized that it was a Liz Phair song?
That is totally fake.
um, no … go to Google and type it in.
You fail.
i looked it up and it was there lol
omg poison117 you too & when i took off i it was still there as why can’t I OWN A CANADIAN!
Why cant i just eat my waffle is a tv show.
Why cant i own a canadian is just racist.
why cant i breathe whenever i think about you is a song.
Im happy someone understands, because some of the people who leave comments under these fails are just stupid.
to jasmine: you are a fuckwit, so fuck off. we’re here to have a laugh, and we dont need you telling us “you are stupid.” honestly, couldnt you think of anything good to say?
fuckwit?
Why can’t I own a canadian is a portion of a letter to Dr Schlessinger. It misquotes the bible as she likes to do.
hahahha no joke i typed it in and why cant i own a canadian actually comes up!!!
lol def googled that. i think it’s a radio show? but nice title ;x
You morons.
http://www.humanistsofutah.org/2002/WhyCantIOwnACanadian_10-02.html
so…am i supposed to know every radio show in the world?
this guy clearly hasnt met joe somebody, a canadian that legally has to be owned
Sounds like something my girl would say.
WHY CANT I OWN A CANADIAN?!
wtf is with america
it is real and who evr dissed canadians can go and poo themselves
Hahahahahaha. I like the last one, too.
I own a Canadian. But its a beer.
20 million results on google too.
In Sweden touring canoes are called “canadians”. My friend owns one.
For real? Lmao. I’m Canadian…but, like, not a canoe…umm….=]
i think this is a fail maybe it’s not but go to google.com look up why can’t cats at the bottom of list it says im not gunna say it’s a asuprise bye!
why cant i just eat my waffle? i think thats more of a fail….i mean come on, everyone owns a canadian nowadays, its the thing!
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I know why i can’t own a Canadian. I can’t afford a big enough litter box!
I think it would be insane with the exchange rates these days…
OMG hahaha!
does anyone notice the grammatical error of the 2nd last saying “why can’t i LOOSE weight”
I can’t eat my Waffle… Why ? Fail!
i own a canadian and iam a canadian…and we like to be called Canedianz
It’s Donkey off Shrek…..I’m making WAFFLES X’D :L:L
This is EpicFail’s fail. Why Can’t I Own a Canadian is a great piece. It’s a letter in response to a retarded uber religious radio personality. Definitely worth a read:
http://www.humanistsofutah.org/2002/WhyCantIOwnACanadian_10-02.html