Pizza Fail

Posted on August 12th, 2009


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    1. Merge says:

      That’s just depressing.

    2. Ilya A says:

      what’s sad is that the door is glass – they saw it coming!

    3. HeartbreakPrincess says:

      Its pizza abuse!!

    4. lommax says:

      i woulda been upset @ em if that was a philly steak pizza yum!

    5. Dyquen says:

      i bet its a frozen pizza and isnt it that on the box it says not to remove the board under the pizza when you put it in the oven? it’s Literacy Fail, LOL

      • bob says:

        um…. no genius you do remove the cardboard from under a frozen pizza you fail smart one. the fail here is that they let the pizza thaw completely before cooking it.

      • whoosyodadi says:

        when i make the tombstone/digornio pizzas, i leave the cardboard under the pizza, keeps it from burning the crust… /shrug

    6. Tom says:

      Dumbass, supposed to put on a cookie sheet.

      Fool deserves to starve.

      • Happy Camper says:

        Oh jeez, it’s Tom again with his mind busting logical assessments, in fact Tom, if it was a “Delissio” pizza (which it clearly is not,lol) the instructions are to place the pizza directly on the rack.

      • You Fail says:

        Happy Camper: 2 Fails: 1) That’s a toaster oven, 2) use common sense(yea right)

      • Josef Mengele says:

        double fail for you fail
        most frozen pizzas say to cook them directly on the rack

      • Slipknotyk says:

        They’re lucky the grease and cheese directly on the heating element didn’t make the oven catch fire.

    7. Failure says:

      Don’t you just hate when that happens?

    8. actiondave says:

      you not supposed to cook it on a grill thing anyway put a tray under the thing, common sense fail i think

    9. StitchFace says:

      Some brands do say you can put it directly on the grill for a crispier crust…but either way, that was pretty weak. XD

    10. _SD_ says:

      It was too wet

    11. virulent says:

      yum.

    12. brandi says:

      ~BREADSTICKS!!~

      …hehe……………FAIL!

    13. Cello says:

      They probably made the dough from scratch. Pre-cook the dough or put it on a baking stone before weighing it down with toppings.

    14. Sex says:

      That’s why delissio is 5 bucks.

    15. Andie says:

      I bet it was fresh dough, and that only works if it’s frozen

    16. asmadeous says:

      that is going to be fun to clean-up.

    17. Dude says:

      If they’re dumb enough to do that, they’ll probably lick it off the bottom.

    18. maximus says:

      ooohhhhh pizza stickz!!!! oh …..wait!

    19. luis says:

      i thought i was the ‘one and only’ stupid for doing this…..thnx 4 ur stupidity…..i feel better now

    20. Matt says:

      An old housemate of mine did this when he got home drunk one night, clown

    21. Stephani says:

      -_- Did they ever hear of a pizza pan…..Common Sense.

    22. Quantavious says:

      it doesnt make sense to me because of the pizza we buy, it says to put pizza directly on rack..yet this never happened so im wondering what he did wrong.?.?.?

      • funkeemegz says:

        Basicially….
        Whereas most pizzas bases are already cooked then frozen and then reheated at home this type is a pizza with raw dough so if it’s not put on a baking sheet then as the pizza heats the raw dough defrosts and falls through the bars :P
        We’ve done this – just automatically put it on the shelf as that’s how most pizzas are cooked – oh well!

    23. funkeemegz says:

      THATS HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE!!! :L

    24. bubbels says:

      wonder what my mom would say if that happend to me

      • Not T says:

        “Turn off Wow, get out of my basement, and clean up your own damn mess, you’re 45 for gods sake”
        Just a guess.

    25. Julian says:

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    26. kirasao says:

      It’s not delivery, it’s Digiorno.

    27. Synnia says:

      What did the pizza ever do to you??? You don’t fuck with pizza!!!!

    28. Matt says:

      I say since the stove should be clean anyway, throw the shit into a bowl and fork the shit.

      By the shit I mean the fail, but of course…

    29. Shannon_Towe says:

      FAIL!

    30. I.C.WIENER says:

      It’s not delivery it DiGiorno

    31. Dave says:

      who needs a pizza stone……
      at least he didn’t spill his beer
      he did…..what a dip stick

    32. jen says:

      Stupidity should be painful.


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