Sanity Fail

Posted on August 12th, 2009


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  1. MC Hammer says:

    i think he just discovered that she was really a man.

  2. Da Richi says:

    Can anyone translate what he was screaming when he jumped?

    • baroman says:

      crazy man claims that he actually flew and host did’t believe him, normal guy says that he is exaggerating… than he starts to yell “allaahh” (god) and jumps

    • nadia says:

      no but my mouse went insane when he jumped up because it just started shaking at the top of screen

  3. Chapa says:

    wtf?
    first?

  4. chasity says:

    wtf… I wished it had subtitles so I knew what they was saying

  5. neodox says:

    Wow. I don’t know if i’ve ever seen anyone come that unglued that quickly. I hope someone can provide at least a vague translation. I’ll be forever wondering.

  6. HeartbreakPrincess says:

    He better have a good health care plan… at least a good shrink…

  7. explatanion man says:

    This has happened on a Turkish television called Kanal D. So the whole thing is: The jumping man first says that he can levitate, and claims he has eyewitnesses. The host (woman) asks how he can do that and he says they were on a bus going to Kayseri. And then, the bald man cuts in and tries to give an example from i don’t know what (which is totally irrelevant itself) and there you have it. He fucking jumps screaming “ALLAH!” and miserably fails to fly. The host, unimpressed, says “Yes. Yes, Mr. Sabri (that’s the madman’s name) what are you doing?” and she and the bald man tell the crew to take Sabri off the show.

    • EKreuz says:

      Scheisst like this happens all the time in that countrie’s lame tv stations. That is normal over there.

  8. explanation man says:

    i also failed by writing my name wrong.

  9. DJ says:

    Sabri Bey is the crazy guy… he claims he can stop in mid-air.. and i think this might be his demonstration… lol.. so yes he is crazy.

    sabri bey: for example, i stood in air, i have witnesses.
    esra ceyhan (the woman there): how can you do it
    sabri: i stood in air. for example i was in a bus going to kayseri. something happened to me… it has witnesses.
    the other man: mister, what’s the name of that friend, mister you know that .. told that “ben halepte yetmiş arşın atladım” (i have jumped 70 arşın (like meter but in an old measurement) up on halep)
    sabri: ALLAAAAHHH!!!!
    the crowd: take that guy out!
    esra ceyhan: yes sabri sabri bey what are you doing? please
    the other man: take this one out…
    esra ceyhan: yes we will take him out. we will take you out (to sabri) tarık come here honey. yes you know there’s nothing to discuss that is a show. it is all about is it like this or like that. it’s about only ideals…

    i know that sounds strange in english but it is strange in turkish too

  10. weekend soldier says:

    Not only sabri,also the guy who try to escape from jump-roll attempt was pathetic.Many of you maybe dont know him.Let me introduce Tarık Mengüç to you.He is an absolutely abortion fail too. rotflmao

  11. Merge says:

    that makes Tom Cruise’s incident on Oprah look rather Tame

  12. virulent says:

    lol wtf?!
    lol @ the lady trying to get away but running in the same direction as him rolling :x

    • tiara says:

      “lady”??
      This is another epic fail.
      There is no lady there. He’s Tarık Menguc and believe or not he is a male…

  13. Johnny Inches says:

    Fuck all the other explinatations, I bet he was bored w/ the bald guy and just went “WOOOPAHHHH!!!”

  14. ryutekken says:

    he was shouting ALLAH! and was trying to make his body explode

  15. Haha lol says:

    This is terrorism fail

    • orkun says:

      because the guy says “Allah” ?

      don’t you have crazy people in your countries? when they say “oh my god”, is it “Crusade Fail”? cos you know, most crusades were epicly failed. no they are not crusade fail, as this is not a terrorism fail cos turks are not arabs, and our country is not islamic. l2s.

    • neodox says:

      Thank you. I’m going to use the crusade comparison in the future.

  16. Nappa says:

    What does the scouter say about his power level?

  17. slymee says:

    i dont care what the TRUE translation is… i like MC Hammers comment. it fits better. more jerry springer style anger. haha!

  18. Paul says:

    The man who was rolling on the floor like a fish out of water actually had a delayed reaction to a prank played on him earlier in the day. The inside of his boxers were actually smeared with ICY HOT and what you witnessed was the ball searing aftermath it. This could happen to anybody people. Let us pray for his quick recovery….. Fuck that…. Friggin FAIL!!!!!!!!

  19. GESmith says:

    I thought he was doin a Chris Farley impression :/

  20. Dec says:

    Thats some mega torrets

  21. everyman says:

    LOL He just found out that he IS the Father!!!!

  22. that guy says:

    hes not insane he is half man half fish and just noticed he wasn’t in water and floped around in a desperate attemt to get to water.

  23. Musko says:

    Breakdance

  24. Dude says:

    Alright STOP! It’s hammer time! AAAAAAAAALLLLLAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

  25. Spasticink says:

    Classic terrorist. He forgot he had no explosives attached so he tried to spontanously combust.

  26. Lloyd says:

    The results are in…Muhammed, you ARE the father!

  27. BelowStreet says:

    TERORISM FAIL!
    ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH

    Turkish and Arab peoples fuckin’ funny. Got one question, there is a woman represents the show? why she hasn’t have scarf on her head?


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