Soldier Fail

Posted on August 15th, 2009


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    1. Mike says:

      Hey Michelle,

      Like someone else said, “Do your Homework”

      The roots of the Coast Guard lie in the United States Revenue Cutter Service established by Alexander Hamilton under the Department of the Treasury on 4 August 1790. The first USCG station was in Newburyport, Massachusetts. Until the re-establishment of the United States Navy in 1798, the Revenue Cutter Service was the only naval force of the early U.S.

      Now with history straightened out,I don’t care what service you are serving in, we are all brothers in arms (even poorly informed Marines).

    2. boomer61 says:

      Maybe he did not give the best performance and time seen by the instructors, but, in NO WAY wass that a fail. He pushed trough and did what he had to, THAT is a member of the Armed Forces of these United States!!!

      • xXiDesolateXx says:

        Yeah But He Cried Like a Little Bitch The Whole Time, I gotta Admit It hurt when it Hurt like a Mother Fucker when i did it… But Hes Worse than a 4 year Old

      • xXiDesolateXx says:

        Yeah But He Cried Like a Little Bitch The Whole Time, I gotta Admit It Hurt like a Mother Fucker when i did it… But for Him to Act Like that Is Ridiculous

      • xx says:

        I think you don’t see that.. this guy have fucking CAYENNE pepper in his eyes!!! look at the begening… he don’t cry like a girl because the exercice is hard… Look out … at 53 seconds

      • LarxII says:

        He had asthma if you hear near the beginning they say “don’t use that inhaler” so he fought through an asthma attack and pepper in his eyes. Fuck the haters.

      • Ace says:

        We need more soldiers like this……………in the Enemy lines. What an embarrasment! He is the weak link that will inevitably be responsible for the loss of life of soldiers around him. STAGGERING FAIL!

    3. just some guy says:

      Fail? No way! He kept going under extreme hardship, when he clearly just wanted to stop. Epic kickass soldier WIN!

      • Lotsa Permits says:

        I agree, Overcome, improvise & adapt, give credit where credit is due. this is where you learn the effects and how to deal with them before you go into the field, its a WIN.

    4. zoidberg says:

      well nutcases are usefull in actual war, america has many and this is where they train em.

    5. Acid says:

      err i actually think that was either lsd or acid or some form of hallucinogenic drug that they sprayed at him. these can pass through the skin and get into the bloodstream.

    6. xe says:

      it wasn’t pepper spray?

    7. Zach says:

      Epic fail. It hurts like a bitch but he’s being dramatic.

    8. Roses says:

      First…the fail itself is in the title…He was a Marine. Second, the reason he “failed” is because he did exactly what he wasnt supposed to do, panic

      • Research says:

        Yeah… That is a navy uniform epic fail for you. Btw when was the last time you were sprayed with OC?

      • This dude says:

        well, I can tell you the last time I was in CS gas, which make your skin burn like the worse sunburn you’ve ever had, burns your lungs, your eyes, your throat and nose. Its horrible, and I have too do it no less then once a year. My unit is ontop of that crap too.
        So this guy, sure, hes being dramatic. But how about you give that a try, see if you can work yourself through the pain and keep going like he did

      • poopr says:

        @this dude: Learn some fuckin grammar, fag!

    9. that guy says:

      yeah he acted like a bitch but its cs spray i think and that hurts like a mother fucker and i believe he’s army judging by the cover but at least he new what to do under pressure you got to give him that

    10. Grubbs says:

      SoldierSSS! fail

    11. Steadfast says:

      It’s OC spray, also known as Oleo Capsicum. That’s basically your standard military/police-grade pepper spray. It is NOT fun. Every year we had to re-qual on that shit while I was a Master at Arms in the Navy. Everyone has different sensitivities to it too. I’ve seen some guys who weren’t affected by it at all, and others who did similar things to this guy.

    12. epicw00t says:

      gaytard

    13. Brammage says:

      this is why I’m glad i didn’t go in the Marines loll

    14. DE says:

      i never been spray with pepper spray but i was with chlorum and didnt affect me allot

    15. ashleymit says:

      that wasn’t funny that was really….. not funny idk what it was but it wasn’t funny

    16. M.U. says:

      Battle-buddy?! Please tell me these aren’t real soldiers!

    17. a guy says:

      That’s a real term. I laughed the first time I heard “battle-buddy” as well. Most of the soldiers drop the “buddy” and just call their battle-buddy “battle”, as in “Where’s your battle?”

    18. aserty says:

      cold day when two UGGGGLEEEEE DYKES do me like that

    19. Elisha says:

      They are not Marines. Marines don’t wear brown shirts. They wear green shirts. Apparently Navy dresses like Marines as well.

    20. kkkarina says:

      HE WAS MOST DEF A FAIL. OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT HE DID A GOOD JOB AND “PUSHED THROUGH” HE CRIED LIKE A BITCH AND IVE SEEN GUYS GO THROUGH WORSE THINGS THAN THAT AND THEY STILL MANAGE TO KEEP THEIR SHIT TOGETHER. BUT OTHER THAN THAT NICE TRY

    21. Flesh says:

      Lol….omfg whata god damn pussy. I saw a whole battery of soldiers including me go through the gas chamber….10 times worse its like your breathing lava, acid is in your eyes and you have the worse sunburn of your life and they make you stay in control

    22. MaInN says:

      that dude woulda never make the one in the marines, is way harder than that and way more pepper spray. btw, he looks faggy as shit. such a bad performance.

    23. Stonehoof says:

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    24. Bob' says:

      This is why i sit at home drinking beer while these guys fight Bushs illegal war

    25. Dilla says:

      Grunt!

    26. Fred says:

      Wow! I remember just being gassed when i was in the navy. I had no idea these guys had to be hit directly in the face and then perform like that. Just being hit with tear gas had half of the guys wanting to puke and cry. Snot was streaming down onto my own chest. I cant imaging having to do anything other that get that crap out of my face. GOOD F’n job fellow!

    27. man says:

      “calm down calm down you have to calm down” LADY YOU HAVE TO SHUT UP!

    28. JUDE says:

      I know nothing about fighting and all the diff. regiments etc but I really admire the geezers. This guy made ME wanna cry. I just wanted to give him a big cuddle and tell him everything will be OK…. Even if it might not be!!!!

    29. biz says:

      cayenne pepper spray in your eyes hurts but it aint as bad as he’s making it fucking out to be. it hurts man let me tell you but not like youre going to hell and back like hes portraying it. no way. he fails lol. toughen up soldier.

    30. gaspiz says:

      i have got peper spray in my eys and i couldint see my eys cried for myself but i dint sed nothin and this “soldier” cried like a kid and screamed all the time

    31. BERSERKER says:

      hahahaha ” i can’t seee” sure dude, we know that XD

    32. The Cheesy Ghoul says:

      –’ that guy is definitely retarded, but these
      soldiers are just brainwashed bulldogs wanting to
      train him…so i dont know who is the most pathetic….

      the other soldiers obviously…. i just cant get why
      so much US assholes support that kind of dumbness, you are
      all dangerous idiots! did you know that? i wish your nation
      could perish

    33. sashathumper1983 says:

      i know that shit burns but he was acting way too much like a girl!

    34. Harry Satchel says:

      Anyone calling this a fail is a failure themselves. I thank God every day that there are men and women going through this and other trining to protect me and the greatest country on earth, the USA! This is why every other country on the planet runs to us for help!

    35. Blake says:

      This video should not have ever been made public. However, I was very impressed with the professionalism of the instructors. The soldier running the drill was having a hard time, and they did a great job getting him through it.

    36. I do not typically reply to posts but I will in this circumstance. WoW

    37. bobby says:

      are all fucking kidding me, since when is a marine called a soldier….soldiers are them fat fucks you call army and ive been hit with cs gas many of time and many of my fellow marines and im pretty sure we dont cry like lil bitches

    38. Nicky No Name says:

      A man like that would not pass all but the easiest of British basic training. He’s clearly mentally and physically unfit to serve. Undeniable fail.

    39. tonyy says:

      Did the guy being zip-tighted plant his face right where that guy spit????

    40. LetMeExplain says:

      Don’t ask, Don’t tell?

      • Fred says:

        I will ask. And I will tell. You queers will have to come up with something better. Deal with the shit that all of us have to put up with. Equal rights is fine with me but I’m tired of everybody (like women) having equal rights, but having anonymity, and doing what the fuck you want to do and rub it in my face while I have to put up with it. Fuck you. I want to do what I want to do, heterosexually, too. But I’m sure you will say that I have that right, also? And BTW: I’m no Bachman supporter either. I’m just saying do it and STFU and I’ll support that shit.

    41. PM says:

      TOO INTENSE for MENTAL HEALTH!!! This is army: overintensiveness to SERVE GOVERNMENTS INTERESTS and their rich friends companies.

    42. PM says:

      At least army can RESIST ENEMIES hunger for power and HUMAN MISTREATMENT.

    43. your dumb says:

      WHAT A FUCKING CRYBABY BITCH SUCK IT UP AND FUCKING SHOW NO PAIN FUCKING LITTLE BITCH. like really hes fucking defending our country thats sad if i was an officer i would kick him out of whatever part of the forces hes in. FUCKING NOOB FAIL

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