Sexy Fail

Posted on August 18th, 2009


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62 Comments on “Sexy Fail”

  1. Dyquen says:

    now this is the true definition of whale tail, that ass alone would eat you alive should you use beer goggles to try and fuck this one. remember to tie a rope around you and tie the other end to an anchor before you go swimming around in there.

  2. Tom says:

    Fattie and a vending machine, a love story.

  3. PornStar Marc says:

    She spotted num-nums!

  4. neodox says:

    Her milks are the wrong kind of intense.

  5. Ilya A says:

    i would hit it.

  6. yo says:

    le entro a verga a esa gorda

  7. actiondave says:

    she would have it

  8. petara says:

    OMFG. ME WANT CANDY BAAAAARRRS!

  9. jerker says:

    huga!

  10. Mike says:

    On a normal person that wouldn’t be a thong…

  11. PesLord says:

    I will never be the same after this…I love those machines!!!

  12. marie says:

    I think her Yahoo got stuck… I would be pissed.

  13. marie says:

    Yoohoo

  14. matt says:

    talk about a whale tail

  15. HeartbreakPrincess says:

    I’m a little large, but still with a figure….if I let my ass get that big…I’ll get lipo… :-/

  16. Poison117 says:

    I AM THE WALRUS!!!!!

  17. Momma Cass says:

    Looks like she has a stroller next to her… which means she either is watching someones child or someone actually found that attractive enough to mate with! (Oh man, I just threw up in my mouth)

  18. Gonzo says:

    I would marry her

  19. Vasily says:

    Nice girl! =)

  20. Aricka says:

    Thor want eat!!!!!

  21. Donroomba says:

    Damn I’m fat but this is something totally different. It’s more sad than anything else. It hurts to look at her.

    • GRINGO says:

      IT HURTS TO LOOK AT HER? IT MAKES ME WANT TO DONKEY PUNCH HER!……..FAT FUCKIN’ PIG, IMAGINE WHAT THAT SWEATY HOG SMELLS LIKE, YOU KNOW SHE CAN’T EVEN WIPE HER OWN ASS.

    • theo says:

      i agree with half of hogwarts bank. (thats gringo, by the way.)

  22. Paul says:

    Now, now, let’s not be hasty…. we don’t know what she looks like from the front. We’re only getting half the story…. OMFG!!! I think I just threw up a little bit…. oh, the humanity! I just got a visual of it naked…looks like she’s got buckwheat in a leg lock…. gouge out my eyes…it looks like a hairy catchers mitt!!!! Arrrrrgh!!!

  23. PornStar Marc says:

    Home of the biggest FUPA on the planet

  24. Sex says:

    Fuck……NAH i wouldn’t

  25. Woodiyaki says:

    ………………..mama?

  26. bob says:

    !!!TINA HUNGRY!!!

  27. Bishop says:

    the only fail here besides her being a lil fat was the SHIT POOR PHOTOSHOP JOB to make it look even fatter

  28. JerzeyLegend says:

    FAIL because she’s trying to force a machine to give her a bottle of milk.

  29. Gabby E123 says:

    Haha wow… I think it would’ve been better if it was snack machine instead of milk, but still funny

  30. Gruesome says:

    Shoot it in the head!!!!! D:

  31. ZeroZmm says:

    HAHAAH the painting of the crane is checking her ass out..xD

  32. asmadeous says:

    it has breached..

  33. Patrick Wright says:

    oh shit! it’s a vending machine fail! she’s becoming the incredible bulk!!!

  34. maximus says:

    oh god my eyes!!!!

  35. Andrew says:

    Poor thing. She thinks it’s her momma.


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