Sexy Fail

Posted on August 18th, 2009


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    1. Dyquen says:

      now this is the true definition of whale tail, that ass alone would eat you alive should you use beer goggles to try and fuck this one. remember to tie a rope around you and tie the other end to an anchor before you go swimming around in there.

    2. Tom says:

      Fattie and a vending machine, a love story.

    3. PornStar Marc says:

      She spotted num-nums!

    4. neodox says:

      Her milks are the wrong kind of intense.

    5. Ilya A says:

      i would hit it.

    6. yo says:

      le entro a verga a esa gorda

    7. actiondave says:

      she would have it

    8. petara says:

      OMFG. ME WANT CANDY BAAAAARRRS!

    9. Mike says:

      On a normal person that wouldn’t be a thong…

    10. PesLord says:

      I will never be the same after this…I love those machines!!!

    11. marie says:

      I think her Yahoo got stuck… I would be pissed.

    12. matt says:

      talk about a whale tail

    13. HeartbreakPrincess says:

      I’m a little large, but still with a figure….if I let my ass get that big…I’ll get lipo… :-/

    14. Poison117 says:

      I AM THE WALRUS!!!!!

    15. Momma Cass says:

      Looks like she has a stroller next to her… which means she either is watching someones child or someone actually found that attractive enough to mate with! (Oh man, I just threw up in my mouth)

    16. Gonzo says:

      I would marry her

    17. Vasily says:

      Nice girl! =)

    18. Aricka says:

      Thor want eat!!!!!

    19. Donroomba says:

      Damn I’m fat but this is something totally different. It’s more sad than anything else. It hurts to look at her.

    20. Paul says:

      Now, now, let’s not be hasty…. we don’t know what she looks like from the front. We’re only getting half the story…. OMFG!!! I think I just threw up a little bit…. oh, the humanity! I just got a visual of it naked…looks like she’s got buckwheat in a leg lock…. gouge out my eyes…it looks like a hairy catchers mitt!!!! Arrrrrgh!!!

    21. PornStar Marc says:

      Home of the biggest FUPA on the planet

    22. Sex says:

      Fuck……NAH i wouldn’t

    23. Woodiyaki says:

      ………………..mama?

    24. bob says:

      !!!TINA HUNGRY!!!

    25. Bishop says:

      the only fail here besides her being a lil fat was the SHIT POOR PHOTOSHOP JOB to make it look even fatter

    26. JerzeyLegend says:

      FAIL because she’s trying to force a machine to give her a bottle of milk.

    27. Gabby E123 says:

      Haha wow… I think it would’ve been better if it was snack machine instead of milk, but still funny

    28. Gruesome says:

      Shoot it in the head!!!!! D:

    29. ZeroZmm says:

      HAHAAH the painting of the crane is checking her ass out..xD

    30. asmadeous says:

      it has breached..

    31. Patrick Wright says:

      oh shit! it’s a vending machine fail! she’s becoming the incredible bulk!!!

    32. maximus says:

      oh god my eyes!!!!

    33. Andrew says:

      Poor thing. She thinks it’s her momma.

    34. Stephani says:

      Aww she is smexy There u some meat boys.

    35. Critic says:

      Don“t say fail on Americas finest!

    36. yucndontsay says:

      I like to see you nasty gay ass guys and bitch women hate on big chicks! They out number skinny sacks of gay shit nearly 3.5 to 1, you pussies want a slim bitch with an adam’s apple and a suspicious bulge in the front of their skirts! Pussies get a life! Most of you have fat ass mothers, sisters, grandmothers, and BOYFRIENDS anyway! LMAOAYP!!!

    37. becky says:

      oh wow! i dont think i could ever let my self get like that!

    38. kiss my glass says:

      i didnt know that had g string in that size

    39. vic says:

      why is she trying to get a drink when theres a bottle water right there in the stroller

    40. MMM says:

      Either the pic is crooked, or she tipping that mach., “GIVE ME MY POP-TARTS!!!>:(

    41. Plumperlover says:

      HOT!!!! Sign me up for a hogging expedition!

    42. gamerguy23 says:

      thats not a sexy fail thats a huge bitch hungry fail

    43. Digga says:

      Yoohoo survival WIN!

    44. Pretty says:

      ROFL she should kill herself haha

    45. O.o says:

      Baby pull yur pants up..

    46. ghostfacekillajessica. says:

      Well someone’s measurements are off….

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