There’s a big chance it was an alcoholic bum who broke into the house looking for booze and money.
They drink any alcohol they can find, including aftershave, cologne and mouthwash. I’ve even heard of them drinking brake fluid.
Sooo wait, this person broke the lock on your GLASS door, wth for. Break the door would have been what I’d have done, and I would have deffinitly have stolen your aftershave, cause thats what girls do….
HAHA WARREN! it’s a suburb of Detroit, for those who don’t know. and despite the crime in the D, its surrounding suburbs are really calm and safe, as you can see.
buy a new one lol its like £2.99 for a new bottle
oh no. i must avoid that neighborhood. the horror
XD!
[sarcasm] Oh the horror, we must protect our children from this crime [/sarcasm]
the sarcasm thing was fail.
that you comment it was a bigger fail^^
that 2 [sarcasm] was wrote, fail. and now there is 3 sub comments…dammit…double fail!
There’s a big chance it was an alcoholic bum who broke into the house looking for booze and money.
They drink any alcohol they can find, including aftershave, cologne and mouthwash. I’ve even heard of them drinking brake fluid.
Shush…. go back to your corner
@Swede- hahahaha!
@Locke- PWNED!!
lol
Maybe it was misplaced…
what ever shall i do without my aftershave?!?!? i know!! i’ll call police!!
fucking lol.
That was a close shave
LMAO, hes a 75 year old man who still shaves ?
LOl!!! I think somebody stole my toothpaste, I’m gonna call the police hahaha
That’s what he gets for not returning the aftershave.
i actually LOL’D at that one (:
I will hunt him down and take what is mine he will not get away !!! lol XD
Sooo wait, this person broke the lock on your GLASS door, wth for. Break the door would have been what I’d have done, and I would have deffinitly have stolen your aftershave, cause thats what girls do….
haha wait till he waked up the nextmorning.. hes gona realize he had abig screen TV, a box of gold, and a bunch of credit cards missing lol
I can soo see that being in america’s pappers &&Like all over the news
That old spice is a dangerous thing
HAHA WARREN! it’s a suburb of Detroit, for those who don’t know. and despite the crime in the D, its surrounding suburbs are really calm and safe, as you can see.
He called the police *because* his home was broken into, not simply because of the missing aftershave. Hardly funny, or a fail.
look for a guy with a fresh shave. lol. jk