Belly Dancer Fail

Posted on August 25th, 2009


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    1. Luen says:

      Don’t know dude, that belly must dance alone per se

    2. lolwut says:

      ROFL – oh you fat disgusting freak – go and get on a diet for fucksake! look at what you’re doing to urself

      • Matthew (Canada) Everyone forgets about him :( says:

        The fact that you all go completely insane over this is pathetic, this is just horrible. I come on Fail Blog to see funny things NOT to see hundreds of people ganging up on some innocent person who is unaware to what people are saying about them. The saddest part is that you don’t care who you hurt as long you get a laugh from it. YOU are the reason why this world is so flawed. . . and I just waste my time trying to change peoples views, because people won’t change because they don’t want to. Then again if I don’t say this who will. . . Have a wonderful life judging people and hope that one day someone doesn’t do it to you.

    3. MrMielie says:

      aarrgghh!! my eyez, burnz dem out plz!!
      what has been seen, cannot be unseen :<

    4. Larissa says:

      At least she is doing what she loves to do regardless of her size. It just shows that she is comfortable in her own skin and doesn’t care what rude fucks like you have to say.

      • Caroline says:

        Well said!

      • jpimp says:

        ur probably fat too

      • Clint says:

        Even weller said!

      • kiddowntheblock says:

        Clint: GRAMMAR FAIL.

      • Christine says:

        She has a pretty face at least..

      • Lili says:

        Its someone’s confidence that makes them beautiful..least shes doing what she loves

      • rexnickles says:

        HEY ASSHOLES! YOU’RE ON A FUCKING WEBSITE DEDICATED TO MAKING FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE’S MISFORTUNE!!!
        QUIT BEING SUCH SISSYS AND LAUGH AT THE BITCH, OR GO SOMEWHERE ELSE!

      • rexnickles says:

        AND YES, I WOULD FUCK THAT FAT SLUT!

      • Rofl-Matic says:

        Is it me or does it seem that every one to defend her make them selves seem 200 pounds fatter?

      • nadia says:

        Guess what you can’t make me feel bad jpimp and rexnickles because i’m ten years old and i weigh 120 pounds so guess what losers you’re probably the fat ones and by the way ‘I’m rubber you’re glue everything you say that’s mean to me bounces off of me and sticks to you!’

      • Haha says:

        “Guess what you can’t make me feel bad jpimp and rexnickles because i’m ten years old and i weigh 120 pounds so guess what losers you’re probably the fat ones and by the way ‘I’m rubber you’re glue everything you say that’s mean to me bounces off of me and sticks to you!”

        Really Nadia? Haha that had to be the gayest comeback anyone could say. A five year old could have comeback better thn that. And 120 pounds? At 10 years old? Im 16 and I weigh that much when I was 10 I probably weighed 90 punds. So guess what sweet-cheeks you are fat :) and if you don’t like insults dont be on the internet.

      • Whoosyodadi says:

        LMAO poont by HAHA, fatass kids!

      • Kaptn' says:

        don’t be on the internet period. that is all.

      • Jeff says:

        hahaha nadias a 10 year old fat slut… here’s a little poem for you nadia – Roses are red, Violets are blue… You 10 year old whore you’re probably a jew

      • Fuuqqk off ;D says:

        “Really Nadia? Haha that had to be the gayest comeback anyone could say. A five year old could have comeback better thn that. And 120 pounds? At 10 years old? Im 16 and I weigh that much when I was 10 I probably weighed 90 punds. So guess what sweet-cheeks you are fat” Really, im 16 and I weight about 100 .. When I was 10 I weigh’d about 50 .. Yea , imnot Bulimic or Anorexic.. Howeveer you spell those too .. So what if she’s 10 and weighs 120 pounds ? Size doesn’t matter .. What if your mom was fat , or your dad . Would you still amke fun of them ? I guess you will since you have no fqqkin heart ..[: & yes .. I don’t feel “200 pounds heavier” Duumbaass..

      • Marissa says:

        hahahaha the your a jew comment. made my day… and yes. fuck fat people :) YUCKKK

      • Sammy says:

        And btw I’m not fat but I’m not stick skinny either, I’m 17 5’3 1/2″ and 150lbs. I’m perfectly happy that way too.

      • Megs! says:

        Sammy…That is fat.

      • Luca says:

        Probably all the asses talking bad about this woman have the biggest problems and inferiority complex in real life and therefore they enhance theirselfs in the internet! ;)

    5. Love BBWs says:

      shes got a cute face i would hit it

    6. actiondave says:

      id tap hat ;D

    7. me says:

      I like them big. I like them chunky. I like them round. I like them plumpy.

    8. thefljuggalo says:

      she shakes her hips once and she’s got a 15 minute show without moving again lmao

    9. name says:

      She’s actually attractive. She’s prolly be smokin’ if she lost some weight.

      • PornStar Marc says:

        She has more Chins than a Chinese phone book. Don’t let make-up sway you.

        Did you get infected with swine flu?

    10. Tom says:

      At least she is exercising.

    11. Failure says:

      I’d like to bone one of her belly rolls

    12. jpimp says:

      that must be jello cuz pudin dont shake like that

    13. HeartbreakPrincess says:

      You have to give her credit, she’s not self conscious like most people that weight. She’s doing what she loves so that’s a win.

      • MrMielie says:

        no no no! why must people always do that? fat people shouldn’t be encouraged to stay fat otherwise they’ll never lose weight.

      • camika says:

        Agreed. It’s not right to endorse things that are bad for people’s health. Next thing you know, they will be applauding heavy drug use.

      • Gabrielle says:

        There’s certainly a difference between drug use and being a fatty.

        Being fat isn’t healthy, but people come in all different shapes and sizes..

        A lot of fat people..LIKE being fat!!

        Seriously..

      • ramon moreno says:

        dope is way better than fat. end equality.

      • harsh but needed says:

        theres not much difference between heavy drug use and fat people, most like to lay around and do nothing, they probably live dirty lives in Alabama or Missouri, and they have all probably been to a jack in the box at 4 in the morning

      • Silentgun says:

        Princess has a point here, while this ball of fat with a cute chick trapped somewhere within has more personality than many fat people will ever have. And if she can belly dance too, that proves that fat beats dope and drugs by a shitload.

        Drugs suck, women rule, and that is the one and the only rule to live by.

    14. Clint says:

      The biggest fail is that I actually slept with a chick who looked a lot like her

    15. PornStar Marc says:

      Does anyone recall Star Wars’ Jaba the Hut and his little laughing sidekick? Well they mated and here is what you get.

    16. toymarrchine says:

      I’d give her a bash! Fat girls are much more greatfull!

    17. dandaman says:

      I’d still pee in her butt.

    18. brandi says:

      this is no fail! WIN! she is comfortable in her own skin, she doesnt let all those comments get her down and stop her from doin what she likes to do. AND shes got a pretty face, too.. even though she could brush her teeth…they are kinda yellow… all you motherfuckers who think your smart just cause you call her fat, are just insecrure with yourself. OH! and 4 ppl like lolwut, go fuck yourself. Im sure shes already had her wae up call a LONG time ago. Dont rub it in her face. Shes a human too, its like making fun of a different race. Its wrong because were all human, just like her. I dont make remarks of bigger people or different races. Its just immoral.

      • 702metal says:

        yea? so at what point does one look in the mirror and say, damn, im fat! fat people get in the way…you ever tried to pass a fat person walking in the opposite direction in a narrow hallway? or sit next to a fat person on an airplane? or was that your fat ass sittin next to me last weekend on the flight?

      • Kingpin says:

        only the girls have been defending her on here hahahahaha. I’m sure they are fattes too. the girls on here that are hot and thin ain’t saying shit, cause they are thinking the same thing. cute, but way to f’n fat

    19. CarmelaFailMaster says:

      well that was disturbing.

    20. TheRofleR says:

      well she at least would be “automatic” in bed you stick her and hit a litle one of her chicks and is starts to rumble for unbound time = automatic win!

    21. Acey says:

      i belly dance but at least i keep myself in shape…yeesh lol…..eat a salad!!!!!

    22. inteGReddy says:

      i dont understand… why is this one fail?

      • rexnickles says:

        because 99% of the population doesn’t understand how good fucking a fat bitch feels.

      • bob says:

        do you fuck fat bitches rex? ive heard its like, a fetish thing fer sum people but who cares if it feels good. i mean, you dont gotta look. lol JK

    23. Zach(i am a fail =,l) says:

      puts the belly in belly dancing

    24. RacerX5034 says:

      DAMN thats a huge bitch

    25. Dude says:

      WTF! She looks GOOD!

    26. Nicole says:

      Damn!Thats disgusting

    27. Rofl-Matic says:

      This is definately a Mc DOnalds Win

    28. Solun says:

      I think its okay in the case of belly dancing…:)

    29. militaryminded85 says:

      i bet she is realy sexy without that fat…i wouldnt say no

    30. bshow says:

      i would hit it just to ride the waves

    31. Orbital says:

      Question: Which is greener? Being obese and out of shape or slim and healthy?

      Answer: Although obese people do consume slightly more energy than slim people, they will not live as long and therefore will consume less of the earth’s resources.

      Courtesy of failblog.

    32. deuce2222 says:

      i mean, its kind of a win. i think in bellydancing the chick with the most belly wins

    33. Mae says:

      Actually, the original belly dancers dating from Middle East were never super skinny. They always had a little extra fluff back the since that’s what men were attracted to. Still, nowadays, their belly dancers are thin sticks; they’ve always got hips, thighs, and a little belly…but of course, still a waist. Unfortunately for this girl, the old customs don’t hold true…please put your clothes back on.

    34. yesbox says:

      once you see it you can never forget, once it sees you you can never escape

      • planarian says:

        nah, grudge girls need to be tiny so they can crawl stairs and pop out of random places ^^

    35. Hailey says:

      Lol my aunt belly dances, and, it turns out, ALOT of belly dancers look somewhat like this. I guess that’s why it’s called belly dancing, you gotta have a belly to dance.
      That, or like some people said, she moves her hips once & lets the belly do the rest of the dancing x]

      • lynne says:

        Looks exactly like Patty Danzing in Colrado…She goes after everyone’s husband, the slut gets off on breaking marriage up

    36. cindy says:

      In the ancient days…belly dancers were very large and were proud of it. I love this picture and say to her “GOOD!!!” I have been a professional belly dancer in my day and very slender. Much harder to make the movements look like anything. I had to over exaggerate to make it look good. Now, it is great to have the booty and I am happy for women that they get to claim being womanly!!!

    37. monkeybutt says:

      i wanna lick that inner fold of fat…i bet it smells like dirty buttcheese.

    38. Silentgun says:

      Move that bunch of mayo around and you may find a girls face in it.

      Seriously, that girl could have been so cute.

    39. lynne says:

      I know that slut…her name is Patty

    40. Tbird says:

      Nice muffin top!

    41. pebkac says:

      Jelly dance

    42. InEeDaNaMe says:

      she is dancing to that song “dontcha wish your gf was hot like me” *barf*

    43. InEeDaNaMe says:

      oh god I looked again… She makes me wanna go on a diet…

    44. lynne says:

      Patty Danzing the belly dancer lies, cheats, and steals. What a whore in Colorado Springs

    45. VideoGameQueen says:

      Isn’t she just a beaut’!

    46. Malice says:

      BUBBBBBBBBBA BOOOOOOOM! DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE, BITCH!!! DO IT!!!!!!!!!

    47. Canuckwolf says:

      …”my earthquake brings all the boyz to the yard…”


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