Millionaire Fail

Posted on August 25th, 2009


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    1. Failure says:

      Audience fail

    2. NudeMoon says:

      Fresca taste like piss, wtf!

      haha, should have taken the 500k dumbass! Lawyers…

    3. thefljuggalo says:

      i would have started kicking some audience members ass’s damn

    4. Rofl says:

      cocky douchebag didn’t deserve squat.

    5. Juan says:

      I love the way Regis told him he lost.

    6. camaroz28 says:

      dude hes young and said he went to law school. he will be a millionaire soon anyway. thats audience fail!

    7. StitchFace says:

      Shit, he still made out with $25k. Ain’t even close to a million, but dammit, it’s better than some people make in a year. =/

    8. Xaron says:

      wow, most people in the audience need to go back to school

      • someone says:

        so thats usual 4th grade knowlege?

      • Uhh... says:

        i dont even think they taught us about Pres Johnson back in school… ever. What did he even do anyways?

      • iamking says:

        lol ur a dumbass, yes they all need to go back to school and learn all of the recent presidents’ personal preferences while they were in office. smh :/…u need to take your own advice and not give it to anyone else!!!!

      • iamking says:

        oh jeezeee…yes they all need to go back to school and learn all of the recent presidents’ personal preferences while they were in office. smh :/…u need to take your own advice and not give it to anyone else!!!!

    9. Draco says:

      Thats audience fail lol

    10. FatSheamus says:

      OW! FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!! I felt that whole thing like a hot needle being slowly pushed through my left nipple! ARGH The very defeat of it!

      ((sigh)) 25,000 is still damned good though.

    11. Clint says:

      I would have went for V8

    12. AA88s says:

      what a dumb fuck

    13. Kotstulle says:

      easy question

    14. Nilas says:

      Sometimes I wonder why the audience gets so different results. It can impossible be truth that the majority of the audience actually aware what the question is about, and think they know the correct answer, but still manages to get it wrong. For instance, if I had been in the audience, my vote would only have mislead him because I would have to guess on a random answer. But I guess that’s the point, because if only the audience-members who knew the answer voted, asking the audience would be a 100% guarantee to get the correct answer. Or maybe the system works in such a way that audience-members who don’t vote will automatically vote on a random answer?

      Anyway, the difference between what the audience voted was only about 10%, so from a mathematical/rational point of view, he should have stopped, as there was too much uncertainty.

      • andy says:

        i agree. asking the audience is the worst lifeline. most would be guessing. and then u add the fact that he was young, cocky and sucessful. i wouldnt be surprised if many voted for the wrong answer on purpose!!!

    15. jiminy jimbo jimmy says:

      Crap that kid was arrogant.

    16. doolahee says:

      There is justice in the world. I loved watching this smug a-hole fail so miserably. If he wouldn’t have filled the entire 4 minutes with all his pompous douchebaggery then maybe I would have felt bad for him.

      • Uhh... says:

        yep… 4 minutes of telling the world he went to law school and is a lawyer. Congrats kid, your parents paid your way to harvard!

    17. CarlitoJohnson says:

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
      why didnt he take the fucking 500k ? OMFG!!!! HOW SUPID WAS THAT? to take a risk when so much is on the line? when u are absolutely not sure what the real answer is!

    18. JM says:

      I believe the title should be “douchebag fail”. What an arrogant little prick this guy was. LMAO at him, you got what you wanted tiger, how does it taste?.

    19. _jaded_ says:

      he got greedy. i can’t believe he wagered $975k on a guess, when there was only a 25% chance of getting the answer right.

      • someotherguy says:

        wow.. stupid.. he didn’t wager 975k u dumbass.. he wagered 500k when he decided to go for the million instead of keeping the 500k… he never wagered 975k because he never had that much to start with..

      • EKreuz says:

        both of you are stupid, he only wagered 500K+-25k

    20. Cthulhu says:

      I hope he slit his wrists.

    21. someguy says:

      i wanna play poker with that guy

      • someguy2 says:

        Playing poker, and answering this answer are too completely different things. Most poker players would of gambled on it for pure thrill. Granted, most of the them don’t need the money any ways. But they bet on anything, and everything.

      • You Fail says:

        shut the fuck up

      • greg says:

        no shit they are different things, but id still love to play the dumbass in poker, or any other game for that matter. too full of himself to stay level haeded.

      • beakt says:

        I agree with someguy. The reason you would want to play poker is because he doesn’t assess odds well. The size of the potential payout skewed his perspective, and he effectively risked more than even odds with really no idea what the right answer was among four choices. That was a horrible bet, and that tendency, which you could call “greedy”, would make him a very juicy poker opponent.

    22. gma says:

      “maybe I should have gone to business school”

      apparently not moron you just gave someone 475,000 dollars… plus if I was ever your client and I saw this you’re fired.

    23. Steed says:

      $475,000.00, gone, you can see it in his face…Ha ha!!

      • andy says:

        hahaha the sinking feeling he must have felt. must have been similar to the one i had when i got done for dui last week….. mmm nah, much worse, u can have my licence for much less than half a mil lol

    24. NBK says:

      lmao @ dudes reaction after he realizes his big mess up..haha..hope he didn’t off himself tho..he’s still young. but yeah, one cocky kid.

    25. Comet Arcade says:

      Dayuum, should’ve taken the money.

    26. Frankie says:

      Haha I was watching this on T.V when it happened. This guy is a complete dumb ass. Me and my Mom cracked up.

    27. lol says:

      “Give me a million dollars”
      What a douche. Favorite fail.

    28. narsasa says:

      i would’ve have been so pissed there is practically no way to have known the answer to that question i would’ve taken the 500k and gone

    29. Gruesome says:

      I love this show now.

    30. SombaLama says:

      whats the answer? I say A&W cuz he has coke and I would think root beer

    31. rawrNOOBS says:

      audience fail. i knew it was fresca xD

    32. kingfreeza says:

      I am laughing my ass off at tat smug a-hole

    33. RacerX5034 says:

      For real I guessed A seriously I did

      • Dav says:

        I though it was probably Answer A – Frescha. It stands out a mile. Why? Well, for the reason that it was a new and heavily marketed in the mid 60′s by the coca cola company, and was very successful. The other beverages had been around for much, much longer. (A quick wiki search revealed the other three originated from the post WW1 era).

    34. Lloyd says:

      Did yoohoo even EXIST back then?

    35. Lord Fail says:

      i knew it was fresca to lol

    36. god dammit says:

      the fail here is wasting six minutes of my life watching this shit.

    37. MonkeyKing says:

      FAIL on LBJ for drinking Fresca.

    38. Bitchsmh says:

      lmfao “give me 1 million dollars” Regis…. “-.- eh no dumb fuck you’re wrong hahahahah”

    39. Josef Mengele says:

      Spelling fail.
      Labeled? That would sound like labeelled…
      It’s labelled, stupid yanks

    40. john_tucker23 says:

      he so wants to cry! lol

    41. quest for the retard-cure says:

      what an idiot.. the audience on those shows always want the guy to lose

    42. beakt says:

      He looked like he was going to barf at the end.

    43. Chan' says:

      I was on that show a couple of times and the audience does fail. Then again, there’s some questions you can’r ask them, or drop any answers early. That really was an epic fail, though — but I do feel for him.

    44. Massive Marbles says:

      He’s a lawyer, he deserves what he got!


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