Babysitter Fail

Posted on September 1st, 2009


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    1. neodox says:

      “This is what I get for working on the computer and not paying attention.” This line reduced the wrath by probably a good 20%.

      • ummmhello? says:

        hmm.. just 20%? why not 21%?

      • rexnickles says:

        REDUCED??!

      • Nobody says:

        neodux obviously has no clue how women respond to these types of situations. First you must never say anything just nod as she unloads on you then when the time is right you say “you’re right honey I am such an idiot and I deserve to have my balls smashed and turned into pudding. I promise this will never happen again.”(unless this has happened before then just run for your life)

      • emmazagull says:

        why the hell did he film it?

      • Master Z says:

        acctuly if his wife gets pissed even though he cleans it he should be like” listen bitch ” then set that women too maken dinner \

    2. Kimm says:

      What did he say they got into, cakebatter? What the heck was she making, a licorice cake? Looks black to me.

    3. Aricka says:

      lol I wouldn’t even know where to begin to clean that up….

    4. Brecky says:

      yes you are dead

    5. virulent says:

      from the peek before you click play..i thought the kid was on fire lol

    6. me says:

      maybe instead of filming this maybe he should have been cleaning it up before the stain got worse! hahahaa duh.

    7. DarkGaze says:

      Lol…

      But ey guys, is that … drinkable / eatable?. They must have eaten that, the baby… i mean… that can be dangerous!!

    8. K says:

      I think that it’s food coloring gel that you use to color frosting with.

    9. wOMG says:

      I’d fire the babysitter…

    10. Excelsior says:

      “How am i going to clean this up?”
      For starters put the camera down, and give children a bath.
      And after that take a mop and…

    11. asmadeous says:

      “Hug?”
      “No, get down.”

      That line keeps me laughing at this fail

    12. Gruesome says:

      What a fuckin idiot.
      Why would you LET that happen.
      Spank those little toddlers on their bare asses and put them to bed?

    13. justme says:

      How many times do we Moms have to go over this? It’s not called babysitting when you’re watching your own kids. That’s what parenting is. Secondly, kudos to the dad for not freaking out. Assuming he cleaned up the kids and the mess after he put the camera down, I say he handled that situation well. Spanking would not accomplish anything. Besides, Dad was in the wrong for not paying attention to the kiddos, who are just naturally curious. It sounds to me like he learned his lesson. :)

    14. lolz says:

      Oh my GOD!!!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINKYOU’RE DOING!?!?!?!?!?!? THOSE ARE LITTLE CHILDREN!!!!THAT COULD BE POISONOUS YOU IDIOT!!!!and how you should clean it up, Use a mop/cloth, and put hot water in a pail, fill it with soap, etc. dumbass. How could you even let them intot hat shit? What”d you do? dump some in the floor and tehn tell them ‘swim in it’? dumbass. Watch teh kids instead of sitting on your ass watching TV. Asshole….

    15. xXiDesolateXx says:

      Dude this Is Awesome! Little kids are little kids man you cant help but laugh at that shit… at least he didn’t beat them

    16. ironfist says:

      omg your dead ^^

    17. jonathan says:

      @lolz – poisonous? It’s cake dye. You eat that dye in most your foods. And he said he was doing work on the computer, not watching TV. I’d suggest you wait at least 17 years to procreate because that is how long it will take for you to mature.

    18. PornStar Marc says:

      Bubonic plague, the second coming? This time a lot happier disease effecting only children… and floors.

    19. CHUCK says:

      well its good to see the dad has a good sense of humor hahaha

    20. Frankie Z says:

      maybe he should grow a set of balls and tell the baby maker to stay home and watch the F”ing kids while I go spend some money at the nudie bar being a man getting may wood stroked by real woman with fake boobs.

      • sumsince says:

        Idiot…yeah I bet u get that all the time
        Whatever

      • The Bear that will Mangle YOU while You're Camping says:

        …and then frankie work up in his moms basement. Oh look, the computer is still on and the WOW is ready to play. Happy world.

    21. Hailey says:

      Lol I love how when he tells the little girl, “yess, you” she laughs like she’s all proud of herself.
      I also love that he’s just sitting there videotaping it, letting them spread the mess even further rather then go put them in the tub and clean up the mess.
      I’m not even old enough to have a kid unless I wanna be on the 16 & Pregnant, & I have enough sense to actually think of doing that first.

    22. miss sam says:

      they got into mommy’s dye?? AND HES LETTING THEM STAY IN IT INSTEAD OF CLEANING IT UP? they have it all in their mouths! i didnt hear what kind of dye it was, but seriously, if its not food dye, then why isnt he calling 911??? :O!!!!

    23. sumsince says:

      What a sinsitive IDIOT

      • Toke-a-hontas says:

        ^^^^^ ???sinsitive??? Hooked on Phonics worked for who? It’s sensitive, but at least you spelled idiot right. Still your comment is(not in it’s true def.)an OXYMORON!!! 2 words 4 you SPELL CHECK!!!

    24. Senny says:

      Well he’s dead.

    25. Aces says:

      Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute! ^^

    26. Real Canuck says:

      One of the all-time best . LMFAO…

    27. derp says:

      so did their mom kill him?

    28. rope says:

      I would beat the crap out of those 2 jerks if they messed up my hardwood floors.


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