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I don’t know when the face starts and the Goth begins but i know she’d make a fine pair of shoes :O
I like bigger girls usually, but this girl is too big for my taste…
i give here a thumbs up for trying to be sexy… my advise dear pinky: loose wight, get 10 years older(she looks like 12) and u might have a chance for sex again
I can´t even saw where the goth begins cuz this isn´t even goth, it´s more like wannabee Hornemo Kitty…
Zach you killed it!
It’s “Kill it with fire!”.
Douche bag.
Oh my!
i feel sick
Can u imagine the guy that would “tap that”???
Yes Lisa, I would not only tap that, my tounge would frolic thrue those folds of blubbery love untill it hit the sweet spot. Or perhaps the salty spot. Both are fine with me.
@ PigLover:
R u fuckin’ crazy???
u would lick that piece of fat?
I’d hit it!
How the hell did a picture of my sister get on to the internet? Shit i must of left the camera running while banging her in my room last week. It’s the only piece of ass that i can actually get since i’m such a loser, i know….
yum shes my lesbian lover tapped that last night mmmmmmmmmmm
i would
All she needs is a belly piercing.
is that possible?
perhaps with a railroad spike and a jackhammer, lmao
maybe she already has one…
maybe we cant see it =P
yuck
Whoosyodadi= WIN
That is a disgrace to all women kind.
If you think THIS is bad, you should take a look at the rest of the women usually featured here.
This is almost porn. That thong is completely invisible O_O Ew….
Um…
What a FAIL! But her hair looks good though.
i like the positive outlook
Not only is that the first thing i thought,but Dude where’s my car is an epic movie, Imay be in love.
her boobs actually look nice too
Oh sweet jesus, this is depressing.
It got worse as I scrolled down…Imma go puke now.
omfg i just puke on my fringe no joke =[
shes having sex with a guy you just cant see him under that flab
shallow hal moment. who ever would somehow attempt to hit that, lostes standerds ever hah.
HAWTT. <3333
Yeah man. you need help. or a pair of glasses…. preferably both.
There should be a law against that.
Thunder thighs and a monster FUPA.
fail!
Your Munchlax evolved into a slut!
hahaha omg TriggerHappyGirl u win u win
I’d hit that TWO times. Thats a huge WIN!
Lady mair, in order for it to be porn, it has
to be able to be seen without people completely
scraping off the surface of their eyeball.
THIS IS NOT PORN.
Slap that bitch and ride the wave in… =p
why are a fat girl and a scooter alike??:
They’re fun to ride until someone sees you!
SHIT ILL STILL HIT DAT RAW DOG AND BAIL
Hey guys, sorry about that. I made her out of spare parts left over my “hippo-part” collection, but I decided to put a human head. Don’t mess with gene-splicing!
But ya! I’d hit that, with a fucking shovel…
No, kill it with fire!
triggerhappygirl i dont think you CAN kill it. the slime would put out the fire
shes probably sweating from standing there
Well you could always drown her. Hopefully she will just sink.
if the michelin tire company is making a new michelin man, they are makin a sad start
oh my… see what MTV does to the young folk?!!
this must be HBP phase one of her evolution stages
Oh my god!!! Her sexiness makes me wanna… Arg… I think I won’t be able to eat for awhile. I wanna throw up…
She’s missing 4 nipples.
A wild Snorlax APPEARS!!
Epic win!
and she’s bringin sexii back… dude no words to describe this pic
Kelly Osborne?
Would hit it? I DID hit it and now…she won’t stop calling or leaving bacon in my mailbox..WTF?
ROFL Comment WIN
lmao!!!!
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SHE GOES TO MY SCHOOL!!!! I am gonna tell her she is on epic fail for this!? wut a fuckin poser, she doesn't even dress like tht at school.
Of course she goes to your school. She’s your fucking sister.
I’m surprised no one noticed yet, but what if the camera isn’t on a timer? WHO TOOK THIS PHOTO!!?
omg who in the right mind would take the pic
FUBAR
fucked
up
beyond
any
repair
That girl is not that bad really. Its just her tummy is nasty looking :/ She has a cute face though. ^_^
Now this is yuck >
D:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_f0bvyZMrZ9k/SfUudkiu1kI/AAAAAAAABO0/7oVsO0xWOUg/s400/WH_fat_girls.jpg
Jizzed in my pants.
it was all fine until you scrolled down
a snorkel 5 pounds o butter……..im all in
i just threw up in my mouth…a little bit…
her ass is sooooo big she has to use a wooden spon with toilet paper balled up around the scooper to wipe herself free of cling on’s.
well augustus the terror that was really nasty lol
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oh come on !!
i wish i could hit fail a million times… i mean cmon…
not quite the gut, and not quite the c*nt… it’s the gunt.
Where’s the fail? It has to be better than a wank.
Oh no! I just read what my other ‘me ‘ wrote and I feel sick.
OMG i thought was a pink emo pig at first but now that i look at it again..its a pink fatass cow
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh…..my eyes!!!!!!!!!
OH MY DAMN!!!!!!!!! LMMFAO……