Kitchen Fail

Posted on September 4th, 2009


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    1. Pat says:

      I get the toilet thing…but what about what he is holding? Um, is that a spoon and a needle?

    2. lommax says:

      had to be french

    3. StitchFace says:

      It’s like in an alternate reality, Billy Corgan has hit rock bottom…

    4. Andy says:

      Lol, looks like a win to me.. And Pat, I noticed it too, but then it hit me, the spoon is plastic, so it cant be what you think it is. Does look like a crackhead tho lol.

      • ralph says:

        how is that a win. are you retarded? i guess you never have guests come over to your place. also… who wants to SHIT where they EAT / COOK?

      • rexnickles says:

        guests are for homos! REAL men shoot smack from plastic spoons in their kitchen shitter!

      • hmmm says:

        well cocaine + water is good to shoot, you dont have to heat that up tho so it can be done with a plastic spoon.

      • amanda says:

        its obviously either the bathroom, seeing as though there is a toilet paper rack and a mirror over the cabinet, or he lives in a very small efficiency… lol but its pretty bad either way

    5. jpimp says:

      it’s a new model crap & cook kitchen

    6. Gabrielle says:

      No!! NOOO You guys, he’s not doing crack, he’s making meth!

      INNNN the toilet, the ultimate all in one meth lab!

      • BarnYardPimp says:

        NO..THATS “BATHTUB”CRANK.NO TOILET. AND YOU DON’T NEED A METAL SPOON TO MIX UP HEROIN(CHINA WHITE),COCAINE,METH . YOU DO NEED A METAL SPOON FOR BLACK TAR HEROIN CAUSE IT REQUIRES HEAT TO EXTRACT THE OPIATE.
        I NOTICED THE SYRINGE AND SPOON IMMEDIATELY.AWFUL BIG SYRINGE FOR CONVENTIONAL DRUGS. PERHAPS HE IS MELTING DOWN OXYCONTIN OR ???

      • HeartbreakPrincess says:

        Barnyard, stop yelling for one and stop talking about how to do drugs, I’m pretty sure people don’t wanna know unless their doing it.

      • justin dood says:

        ummm, princess, but if they are already doing it, then they dont need to know how cause they already know..

    7. _jaded_ says:

      bet the food tastes crappy. *also, no toilet paper*

    8. BarnYardPimp says:

      OK HEART BROKE….I’M NOT YELLING AT ALL. QUIT WITH YOUR SNIVELING ABOUT MY CAPITALIZING MY POST.ARE YOU THE EMILY POST OF THE INTERNET??I ALSO IF YOU CAN READ….&….COMPREHEND YOU WOULD SEE THYAT I WAS MERELY EDUCATING THOSE THAT WERE WONDERING…WHAT? I’M 57 YRS OF AGE AND BEEN IN A DRUG INTERDICTION AGENCY FOR 12 YRS. IT’S MY BUSINESS TO KNOW ..HOW,WHAT ,WHY,WHERE…!!!THIS WAY I CAN ADDRESS ANY TYPE OF ADDICTION THERE IS. PRIOR TO THAT I WORKED AS A SPECIAL INVESTIGATOR FOR FDLE IN THEIR DRUG INTERDICTION AND AWARENESS TRAINING. I DID NOT INSTRUCT ANYONE TO DO DRUGS NOR WILL I.I SIMPLY PUT FACTS OUT THERE FOR FOLKS TO LEARN OFF OF NOT USE. I HAVE SEEN MORE DRUG SEENS AND OVERDOSE CASES THAN YOU HAVE HAIR ON YOUR HEAD. SO PLEASE PRIOR TO PASSING OFF YOUR INTERNET ETIQUETTE LESSON IN MY TYPING FORM ON SOMEONE…..CHECK YOURSELF FOR FAULTS AND WORK ON THEM. THANKYOU HAND YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY:-)

    9. BarnYardPimp says:

      CRAP I MISSPELLED SCENES……GGRRRRR.OH WELL IM NOT PERFECT LOL

    10. Kingpin1194 says:

      Well put BYP

    11. Sliploose says:

      barnyardpimp, you are retarded. have a nice day.

    12. Late says:

      BarnYard, your caps lock is broken. Retard.

    13. reyalpdemannu says:

      It’s a home beer brewing setup, you retards.

    14. pantsman says:

      i dont get it. whats so funny? my frend has that sort of thing in his lounge room.

    15. MoogleRae says:

      Now you can take a dump without having to worry about burning the roast! :D

    16. You Fail says:

      Actually, it’s not a Kitchen Fail, it’s a Bathroom Win. With a failed Mr. Clean.

    17. Bobito says:

      Must be meth lab.

    18. Josh says:

      My first thought was meth lab as soon as I saw the spoon and syringe, and what looks like a big bottle of ajax or some shit. However, a friend of mine had his kitchen remodeled awhile back and ended up using his bathroom sink as a make shift sink for washing dishes and what not. It was a rather large sink for a bathroom so it worked. So I guess that could be a possibility….although the syringe and spoon are a little odd. Then again it could be both.

    19. Krackers87 says:

      Uhr, yeah, thats definitely a bathroom with stainless steel counter. Epic fail on whoever thought this was a kitchen.

      • c says:

        no doubt theres no indication in the picture its an actual kitchen…jus that it kinda looks like its being used as a kitchen :P

    20. big mama says:

      At 1st I thought he also did dishes with a bar of soap, but then i saw that $$ store dish soap, which leads me to believe, he also bathes in that sink. NAS~TAY!!!

    21. norman says:

      ok so if anyone decided to really look… im a recoverd addict so i might have an inkling aout it. (sorry for any grammer errors i have low education) if you look at his face alone most meth or heroine addicts eyes look slightly sunken almost like a chiwowa (the taco bell dog) and the skin over his head would look almost stretched over the chemicals in these drugs tend to have poor reactions with our skin just because our skin is one of our main sources to release toxins like in the morning after a heavy night of drinking notice how even after 3 or 4 showers people can still smell it on you? when some of these toxins attempt to leave you system via he skin the actually make poors colapse. the only reason you see “crack heads” with large soars on the bodys is simply poor hygene. you lose all sense of reallity its not fun i finnally found myself after to many years.
      just throwing it out there that well im sorry but either way this is a Bathroom/Kitchen/Home FAIL.
      cmon who would want to live like that look at his suite (tux?) would an addict were that shit and be living in a place like that?? i think not!

      • lsd-temgesic lover says:

        i`m an addict nowadays, and definitely this guy hits drugs, the thing is, he doesnt looks like a heavy user, yet. the only reason to have a plastic spoon and a needle is for pouring/mixing/lifting dope and then hit the vein. definitely is not a kitchen fail, its an existence fail….

    22. Sing-a-long says:

      looks very sanitary

    23. bili says:

      thats totally normal, its where he cooks his food … so i guess he eats shite!

    24. bili says:

      (douchebag)

    25. G-man says:

      Ah, life in eastern Europe…


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