Runner Fail161
By jason in People Fail on September 8, 2009
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HOLY SHIT. NOW HE’S JUST RUNNING PURELY ON … EH DISGUSTING PRIDE!!! NOW THAT’S SOME DIRTY BALLS OF STEEL TO KEEP GOING, IN FRONT OF ALL THAT CROWD, THE T.V. CREW, HECK THE WHOLE WIDE WEB.
IF ANYTHING THAT WILL ONLY MAKE HIM RUNS FASTER.LOLOLOLOLOL
after oh noes had his orgasm… this pic is ancient. Also, dare I start a new trend(?): Seconded!
that wasnt a solid shit either
this is not fail..if he goes to the toilet he can’t be the winner
it makes him lose time..
O_o OMG!
Poor guy, I pity him so much. Perhaps a fear of losing?
he should have used nappies that day !
i feel bad for those shorts hes wearing
hell yes
chocolate rain, some stay dry and others feel the pain. :]
AH! Perfect!!
ROFL! CAMK (My newly made up abbreviation for Crying At My Keyboard).
That was so funny it hurt.
lolllllllllll
yummy
Diarrhea is a common thing among distance runners. When you run, blood that could be used in your bowels is directed to other muscles such as the legs. This causes a disturbance to the body that results in diarrhea.
A normal person would have dropped out, but not this sad, shitty health freak. Any future girlfriend of his would be well advised to look at this snap. You will always play second fiddle girly.
SHYTT!! LITERALLY!!
leave him you guys.
maybe its not his fault, maybe he was singing in his head for easier and less stressful running but accidentally imagined a brown note.
OMG !!!!
ke le pasa a este jajajajajaajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaa
me cuesta creerlooooo jajajajaja
shit happens
the stress that you put on your body by doing this is very high. I can understand this happening but can’t some one hit him with a bucket of water or something….
Some kind person with a garden hose or fire truck should have intervened at some point!
shouldn’t have ate those fiber bars before the race huh?
NOOOOOOO.
aaaaaaaaaaaaand that’s how you win a race, people.
Anorexia and laxatives? Hmm.
or else he was straining so hard running because he is in more shape then most us fat lazy bastards lol props for finishing the race i would forfeit and shot myself lol
I try to clean out my system before marathons. I eat very little the day before. Something this poor guy didn’t do.
On the other hand. I would have stopped at a port a potty and say screw my time this year instead of what this guy did. He will always be remembered for this now..lol