Bike Theft Fail

Posted on September 11th, 2009


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    1. _jaded_ says:

      aww…a lighthearted beating–he called the thief, “bro.” *lol*

    2. Alex says:

      Which is more fail -the steal fail, or the way the guy says, “Don’t steal bikes, ‘aight? DON’T do it again……. …………stealing bikes” (while hitting to emphasize words), LOL.

    3. MimiLove says:

      lmao! gotta love our heros.

    4. bubblin kriss says:

      you like to steal bikes! dont steal bikes bro cos thats his work bike! dont steal bikes bro aiiiiight! dont do it again, stealing bikes

    5. PornStar Marc says:

      That was the weakest beat down ever, must be in France.

      • voodoo says:

        Yeah, the American accents must have given that away!

      • JJC says:

        hahaha I like Voodoo

      • Master Shake says:

        Yeah dude your a fucking idiot! Any one coming in here with the handle pornstar automatically gives me the impression that this person is extremely pathetic!

      • CLS Cleveland says:

        Yeah, obviously this was definitely in America. The French wouldn’t have swung. :-p

        Yeah, porn star in a name = 40 year old virgin, or 12 year old douche bag.

    6. PornStar Marc says:

      It cut off right before they said “and have a nice day.”

    7. IMMORTAL says:

      XD LOL

    8. rexnickles says:

      a harsh scolding.
      “no no sir, never again (punches temple). Ok? no more bike stealing for you, now. (kicks ribs). OH! stealing bikes, i’m very disappointed in you.. (slams skull into wall)”

    9. Muncher says:

      “Don’t steal bikes bro” Harhar.

    10. LOL says:

      Grandpa stole my bike!

    11. klop says:

      the police should be like that… crime would diminish

    12. Yo says:

      Wow, i feel kinda bad for him :(

    13. mercked says:

      lol those guys are tools to the max lol

    14. Joe says:

      Um, they didn’t show him stealing anything. May have been a mistake and was getting beat by retards?

    15. shaun says:

      Yes dad, I will never do it again

    16. loren says:

      i don’t feel bad for him, i think he got what he deserved…actually, I think he got off easy, stealing from bike homos you know, imagine if the little fairy tried stealing something in the bronx and got caught…lol

    17. Sepult says:

      and the black guys tellin the white dude not to steal ha ha ha

    18. Polszky says:

      WTF and the black guys tellin the white dude not to steal ha ha ha
      you fuckin NAZI !

    19. Joe says:

      I didn’t know mimes could fight.

    20. JPisanidiot says:

      lol @ new york mime fags

      and lol@Sepult

      Polszky, are you fucking retarded? Learn history, dumbass.

    21. CHUCK says:

      it would have been funny if the thief beat them up instead

    22. CG says:

      pussy guys, 3 of them and they can’t land a good punch or kick. its them thts the fail

    23. g mermaid says:

      he wasnt able to get his fighting helmet on, if he had it would have been a different story

    24. HallieBug says:

      HEHEHE get a job loser stop stealing bikes…

    25. Tex The Merciless says:

      It’s sad if you get punked by a guy in spandex.

    26. obamas pajamas says:

      this must be in france

    27. Nicky No Name says:

      I was waiting for him to bend him over his knee and start spanking… maybe 5 minutes time-out… I’ve seen worse beatings than that delivered by 10 year olds (there were too many of them, ok).


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