Fireworks Fail

Posted on September 13th, 2009


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  1. BarnYardPimp says:

    SHOULD HAVE ROCKET END IN ASS FIRST. THEN MAYBE HE COULD HAVE FLOWN OVER THE RIO GRAND AND BORDER PATROL INSTEAD OF HAVING TO SWIM TO GET HERE. PROBABLY HAD THE HIGHEST I.Q. IN THE CROWD

  2. Failure says:

    People like these idiots are why the world is so jacked up

  3. Chuck says:

    Natural selection. No balls = no reproduction.

  4. Butthole says:

    Why? I never understand dipshits like these.

  5. Peter says:

    And this is, like it mights end: http://i27.tinypic.com/25ilyc1.jpg

  6. Tom says:

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  7. ummmhello? says:

    lol. Definitely a Darwin Award right there.

  8. petara says:

    Cocaines a helluva drug!

  9. Mr. Jesus says:

    I think i just sharted laughing at that epic fail

  10. Monique says:

    last firework was classic (Y)

  11. Sal says:

    Its beaaaauuuuttttiiifffuuuullllll

  12. MusicalMichello says:

    And this is why i dont feel the least bit sorry for dipshits like these…

  13. snoop says:

    omfg lmfao!!!!!

  14. southpaw440 says:

    This is why he’s hot

  15. jamBot says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Stop putting fireworks in your ass.

  16. Ouch says:

    I guess they saw Jackass doing this and thought it was that easy lol.

  17. Afalibeth says:

    Great. Now i can say thank you!,

  18. Koennbeu says:

    If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.,

  19. Michael says:

    ohh i was pissing myself laughing at this one..so funny!

  20. Brandon says:

    Well that just chaps my ass…

  21. Isurvived says:

    Its amazing his butt or balls didn’t explode!!! Oh the pain, the pain, the pain!

  22. Darth Narf says:

    The one all-important rule of ass launched fireworks:

    DO. NOT. CLENCH.

  23. JP says:

    Fire in the hole!

  24. jamBot says:

    How about NOT putting fire crackers up your ass?

  25. DE says:

    worst thing is u dont feel the burn until after a couple min later… just feel the skin numb and then start to burn more and more and blisters….i got 1 nasty one in my finger and hurted allot…cant imagine one like that in the ass

  26. fly poster says:

    The vicious cycle: hot sparks cause involuntary clenching of the buttocks, which causes a Firework to not release, the more pain, the more the clenching.

  27. SoRRoWx2L1Fe says:

    but there fire crackers were are u supposed to put them???
    in ur crack!!!!

  28. Pwahahahaha!! says:

    He put it in the wrong way, its suppose to go into his asscrack


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