SHOULD HAVE ROCKET END IN ASS FIRST. THEN MAYBE HE COULD HAVE FLOWN OVER THE RIO GRAND AND BORDER PATROL INSTEAD OF HAVING TO SWIM TO GET HERE. PROBABLY HAD THE HIGHEST I.Q. IN THE CROWD
This one is better:
People like these idiots are why the world is so jacked up
Natural selection. No balls = no reproduction.
sad, but true..
Darwin Awards candidate incoming.
that is what DA is for.
Why? I never understand dipshits like these.
And this is, like it mights end: http://i27.tinypic.com/25ilyc1.jpg
lol. Definitely a Darwin Award right there.
He didn’t die so he can’t be awarded it.
Grilled balls should suffice.
he doesent have to die. He just has to remove his ability to breed before passing on his genetic ……… defeciencies
Cocaines a helluva drug!
he’s rick jaaames bitch
I think i just sharted laughing at that epic fail
last firework was classic (Y)
And this is why i dont feel the least bit sorry for dipshits like these…
This is why he’s hot
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Stop putting fireworks in your ass.
I guess they saw Jackass doing this and thought it was that easy lol.
Great. Now i can say thank you!,
If you have to do it, you might as well do it right.,
ohh i was pissing myself laughing at this one..so funny!
Well that just chaps my ass…
Its amazing his butt or balls didn’t explode!!! Oh the pain, the pain, the pain!
The one all-important rule of ass launched fireworks:
DO. NOT. CLENCH.
Fire in the hole!
How about NOT putting fire crackers up your ass?
worst thing is u dont feel the burn until after a couple min later… just feel the skin numb and then start to burn more and more and blisters….i got 1 nasty one in my finger and hurted allot…cant imagine one like that in the ass
The vicious cycle: hot sparks cause involuntary clenching of the buttocks, which causes a Firework to not release, the more pain, the more the clenching.
but there fire crackers were are u supposed to put them???
in ur crack!!!!
He put it in the wrong way, its suppose to go into his asscrack
You got close of losing your right to reproduce, which wouldn’t have been a bad thing considering that you are such a retard.
Well, you see, when you’re shooting fireworks outta your ass, you should never clinch your butt. It’s just not proper protocol.
All up in Yo Ass Fool! Now dieded already!
FOOOLS. Why are they doing something like that?
oh gosh. now just imagine wat dat poor dude has to go through everytime he takes a crap.