I dunno… I think the description is correct, but it should have been worded differently. “The guitar plays REAL music! … This is just a cheap plastic trumpet.” Also, don’t trumpets have THREE valves, not four?
Hooraaay! Band Geeks..the fail is that it is a chinese toy with a description that clearly was translated incorrectly by the 5 year old sweat shop proofreaders. Noone cares how many valves a trumpet has….
this is a special made guitar specifically designed for the ass in mind…simply bend over, insert top portion and enjoy the music that eminates from your ass guitar
then i guess the TRUMPET doesnt! if only the guitar plays music!!
-_- a guitar…….. and a trumpet with a fourth valve real nice …… lol its only supose 2 have 3 lol
Chinese toy much?
…. real music !
I wonder how you change this trumpets strings…
you mean…this isn’t a guitar?!
I can’t believe you guys have never bought one of these before. When you blow through it and push the buttons, it makes guitar sounds. Duh!
I dunno… I think the description is correct, but it should have been worded differently. “The guitar plays REAL music! … This is just a cheap plastic trumpet.” Also, don’t trumpets have THREE valves, not four?
That’s one strange looking guitar…
a guitar would be a nice addition to trumpet hero………
look closely at the package…..it’s an organ!
no. look at the keys. its definately a piano.
I neva wouldve gessed nice guitar, wat happens if it gets a broken string?!?!?!
I actually have this. And, I have to say, the guitar does indeed play “real” music… not that fake music you’re used to hearing.
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dide he died?
in the corner it has WARNING: CHOCKING HAZARD. small parts. not sutebull for cildren under three years. wow kids must have big mouths.
Okay… this is weird. How thwe heck did they make that mistake? Either way, this is a 10/10 fail!
THIS is a guitar? No wonder I can’t play, I’ve been learning wrong…
lol!!! love itt!!
all good things
i wonder if the trumpet makes real music, if the guitar does.
does anyone else notise that trumpets are supposed to have three vavles?
No some trumpets come with four valves to make it easier to play hifher notes!!!!!
higher
thats no guitar… thats a bass! it only has 4 valves not 6!
“Play it sharp” lol… ’cause God forbid anyone should play it flat… on the trumpuitar…
my parents told me too i would goon guitar lessons but i got this same shit… a trumpet
I saw that on morey’s pier there was a saxophone that said that too
nice guitar
Last time I checked, my guitars never looks like a trumpet…
that’s not a guitar, that’s a trumpet you dum ass,
who make this?!
Learn some FUCKIN GRAMMAR – otherwise: Thanks for stating the obvious, you fail of a fail.
that guitar blows
Even If i did say trumpet it would still be a fail because the normal trumpet has three valves.
Even If i did say trumpet it would still be a fail because the normal trumpet has three valves.
oh my we dont want to buy a toy that plays fake music now would we >_>
… it’s not about real or fake music, it’s about a guitar while it’s a trumpet
Hooraaay! Band Geeks..the fail is that it is a chinese toy with a description that clearly was translated incorrectly by the 5 year old sweat shop proofreaders. Noone cares how many valves a trumpet has….
I never never ever seen a guitar like that before. I never seen a guitar that needs wind so as to function
this is a special made guitar specifically designed for the ass in mind…simply bend over, insert top portion and enjoy the music that eminates from your ass guitar