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LOL THAT’S OLD SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s just Happy Camper riding Heartbreak Princess
Lets ride on an Elephant !! Yeeehaaaa !!!
look how tiny her head is compared to her ass!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats awesome!!!! how does she wipe her ass?
Her handlers wash it for her with a water hose..so it’s probably the cleanest ass in the country…in which case I shall vow to pole it with my massive johnson before the year is out!
This so funny. Yah mule! Yah! She has pretty face but the rest of her is *puke*
erm “pretty face”??? are u sure mate?
It’s really not that bad for her being fat. Some peoples just droop everywhere and have fat on their cheeks and right below their chin and shit. Her face is pretty good lol
the girl has a thyroid disorder. I happen to know who she is. She has a heart of gold and is funny as hell and will be the first to crack a joke about her size… so before you pass judgment on her remember….you may end up with an unfortunate disability in life or some one close to you. Karma is a bitch.
Wah wah.. thyroid disorder, wah wah.. nice person. Its the internet. Nobody gives a shit.
I’ve seen people with thyroid disorders, and one of the most obvious side effects is weight gain.
I know many people who are grossly overweight who are very cool indeed, if they choose to earn a living in a sideshow, then they are well aware they maybe made fun of.
Additionally, a strict diet and exercise regimen would keep many people with medical issues much more fit. It still becomes a self discipline issue. She’d just be 30-40 lbs overweight if she had a strong diet/exercise program.
hey Dr.TOM….thats a great medical evaluation you have made.On a different note…you have made medical history yourself. Incorporating a narrow and incompetent thought process and applying it to all.Dont quit McDonalds and persue your medical career its FAILED already.
Hey there Barnyard. I’m sure the fat cells on your friend just expand out of thin air. I’m sure she has a sensible diet and exercise plan. I’m sure your the expert. Your the one with the epic case of fail defending a fattie’s lifestyle. Have fun at her funeral when she dies young from complications of morbid obesity. I’m sure the pallbearers will get a great workout lugging her into the hearse.
thyroid problem or not, that doesn’t give her the right to indecent exposure.
Sure you do Barnyardpimp…1.6 billion people on the internet, and you happen to see your friend on FailBlog…
The thyroid thing is a weak excuse, as Tom points out as well.
A thyroid condition may contribute to the weight gain, but to put on 5 pounds, you basically need to eat 5 pounds of food…maybe the numbers aren’t an exact 1:1 match, but the theory is sound.
Stop eating more than your body uses, and you lose weight. simple as that. Exercise a bit and you can tip the scale in your favor. Can’t stop eating? Thats a mental discipline issue, not a medical condition…
I’m sick of all the people blaming their obesity on illness, when in reality, it’s the obesity causing the illness. Put down your fork, eat something that grows in the ground, or doesn’t come wrapped in plastic, and get off your fat, cottage-cheese looking asses.
oops, meant to say EpicFail….heh heh!
Youth in Asia, mmm you’re a doctor to talk like that?, I do not think you’re just a poor boy who does not know what he says like most people on the interner. if you don ‘t know the things or not have the preparation to to judge please do not comment. I am a doctor in endocrinology and metabolism problems in italy, then one of the few who could speak
@ LescaLion
Well doc, I’ve got a PHD in Internetology, and that makes me an expert on trolling and flaming, so here goes…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservation_of_mass
In a nutshell, mass cannot be created/destroyed. So if this person eats a cheeseburger, that cheeseburger is turned into an equivalent in terms of energy and mass.
Some of the mass will be turned into waste (urine, feces). Some of the energy will be used to maintain their bodily functions (heart,lungs, brain, etc), and some of the energy will be stored as fat. The 1 pound cheeseburger will still be one pound, whether it’s feces or fat cells or carbohydrates.
Therefore, if you eat less, there will be less energy to be used or stored, and less mass to be absorbed or excreted. If you regularly use more energy than you take in, you start to use your bodies reserves (fat) to power your body.
So, regardless of their reason for it, fat people eat too much. If they ate less, or exercised more, they’d weigh less.
NEXT PATIENT!
1 pound is equal to about 3000 calories. Eating a pound of food does not make you gain a pound, that’s like saying eating a pound of mayo is the same as eating a pound of broccoli. Likewise, to get to your desired weight, most people can use reach it by eating their desired weight x10 in calories. Meaning if you wanted to weigh, 180 LBS, you would have to eat a maximum of 1800 calories daily. Anybody who is this big does not lead an active lifestyle, and clearly does not eat properly, thyroid problem or not. Its not her thyroids fault, its hers.
If it is true that you know her and she has a thyroid problem, then I fully empathise with her as I have hypothyroidism, an effect of which is weight gain, but with a healthyish diet then no one should gain that much weight, even with a thyroid problem.
Also, it’s the internet. If someone makes a comment about their weight then what can you do about it?
You’re probably the old man.
^ Man, these bitches are buzzkill.
I am 22 and have a thyroid problem that makes it HARDER for me to lose weight and maintain my weight but I excercise and eat healthy (two proteins a day, 2 vegetables, 2 fruits, and drink only water) So yeah, a thyroid problem does not cause that extreme obesity, lack of self discipline does. I am 5’4″ and 141 pounds and that is considered a healthy weight for my size.
Ahhh the confidence of morons leaning on wikipedia as though God himself penned every topic and “fact” therein. Maybe if you all actually went to medical school or thoroughly studied the endocrine system, and therefore had reliable verifiable data to go on..you wouldnt look more like morons than the people you are trying to “roast”.
That being said..DangerMan was right all along..all else including the comment he was replying to = FAIL…and yes that includes mine!..Not this one though..I support WIN!
Suckit!
When you make a comment like that about karma…dont you realize that this is what this woman came back as? How good of a person could she have been to return as this destroyer of suns.
I bet she comes back the 3rd time as a Tapeworm.
first off….karma is not reincarnation. GOOGLE is your friend:-)
ride the walrus
oops, meant to say EpicFail….heh heh!
I thought it was illegal to harass manatees?
fuçk the harpoons
get the laser satelite beam
Kill It With Fire!
well atleast its not getting her down, shes picking people up
Rofl-matic you fucking asshole.
I was gonna say kill it with fire.
I wanna cookie.
Rofl your a bit too late =O *pulls out torch* but i’ll still lead the way xDD
I’m sure give you the best head in the world for a bale of hay and a salt lick
At least she’s happy with her weight. I know people who cry when they gain a pound. live life a little
So this is what Stephen Spielberg’s been doing with his time off!
May I call this a piggy-back ride?
ROFL…win
well she should loose weight because of her health. The world wants to give us humans an imagine of “perfection” all you see are skinny models in commercials and so on. I don’t think it’s healthy to be so skinny that you can count every single rip of a person <.< in the end it’s healthy to be a “bit” overweight. I’m sure she’s at stage adipositas 3 or something, sad girl :s
does any1 else notice that this guy looks like jerry garcia
Where are the japanese people?
they couldnt find the bull so they had to get a substitute and fast
my god she is FFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
no shit sherlock >.>
Just roll her in flower, find the wet spot
if she falls, we can kiss this cruel world of ours goodbye
looks like he’s having a blast!
Not to be rude but:
RIDE TEH PIGGY!!
No I do not mean
“the”, I actually mean “teh”
Amusing. You Tube should make a video of this. The lady looks like Viva LA Valerie
WHERE WAS THIS PHOTO TAKEN?IT LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE THE BUTTERFLY LOUNGE I WOULD LOVE TO MEET THIS LADY
Now that, if anything, is an epic mount!
Big fat ass holder Horse like her in the racecorse.
Like to see her in bed with me
Well its likely you’ll be smushed lol or in other words killed….
omg
shes huge
that’s a dignity fail.
Is this Ralph Brown aka Bob silver?
@yodagrrrl all the way at the top…she probably uses posterboard…
I got five seconds!!!! let’s see how long you’s guy’s can stay on!!!
love the expression on his face!
I like fat girls very much plz send ur e-mail or country complete address i come to meet u
oh gawd
are u guys for real,, all of u diagnosing wots wrong with her!! bottom line is,, she is extremely overweight, and so, would do anything just to get some attention!!! medical condition or not,, there is no need to be that big,,not only is it unhealthy and shortens your life spam, but its damm ugly!!!
ANIMAL PLANET STARRING: poop
Observing the African Elephant being rid by its friend hippy dude
Random person from zoo saying: ” He has been actin…. oh wait its a SHE,oh alright… well SHE has been acting strange lately normally she would only eat fruits but now shes eating everything”
Hippy Dude is riding her…. now she is eating his body. oh my lord ugh oh my * throws up * THIS IS OVER I KNOW THAT I WAS GOING TO DO THIS BUT ITS TOO RISKY NO!
elephant goes on a rampage noes and that is why the world will end because of Miley Cyrus
and that is my story im done lol
RUN just Run away, and you’ll be safe ~lol
COMMON… SQUIG LIKE A PIG YAYYYYYYYYY
hopefully for your “friends’ sake PETA gets a hold of this to remove it for her.You sound like Homer Simpson with his fat excuses, you also forgot to say it is “Glandular” Electrify the fries- that will fix it. Barnyard Pimp- LMAOOO_ that is you riding her isn’t it???
Is that big lady Viva la Valerie?
she’s a horse, cow, horse, cow, thingy…
well ..she probably can’t get pregnant…because nothing can reach that thing….
I would love to ride her and sink into that soft fat back, especially when she rocks up and down