Bird Mating Fail

Posted on October 4th, 2009


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  1. jpimp says:

    jjajajaja u got fucked in the back of the head and bitch slapped by an ugly as bird

  2. Happy Camper says:

    I think the cameraman was dissappointed the “shagging” was interrupted, by the cockblocking british dude. lol Enjoy.;-)

  3. Lawler says:

    Owl WIN, Scrahed neck = EF

  4. everyman says:

    OMG “Rare Parrot” or not Get that thing off I love how he doesn’t do andyting.
    A Real Man would throw it off, shoot it, and then cook it for dinner

  5. petara says:

    LMFAO that is great.

    Molested by a bird… a male no less

  6. Aricka says:

    I wonder if the parrot called the day after…..

  7. jeremy says:

    hey man, birds need to get a nut too.

  8. StitchFace says:

    That bird basically just made him his bitch…

  9. Maddog says:

    I wonder how far it would have gone =/

  10. mkay says:

    someone knowing the documentary where this was shown?

  11. EclipseII says:

    I had no idea birds liked to skull fuck. Take it, bitch!

  12. Tauro says:

    The rare “Rodeo Bullrider” bird in action.

  13. Really_Tho says:

    all this time, I thought when parrots said, “Polly want a cracker.” i thought it meant that he wanted to eat a ritz cracker… now i understand, Parrots really just want to bust a nut on lily-white brits. go figure.

    that is really getting a taste of the wild kingdom.

  14. lolfail says:

    WOW lol.. Being a man, how could you let something like that happen to you? I woulda snapped that things neck as soon as it got on my leg. Have some dignity man… getting ‘effed by a freakin’ bird!

  15. TheRofler says:

    lol
    btw
    that guy in blue reminds me that old man in V for vendetta

  16. MoogleRae says:

    I love how he slaps him! XD

  17. zoidberg says:

    ladies and gentlemen, spare me please u milord, miladies. i rather blabla facking english-.-

  18. Cap says:

    LOL. This may be my favorite fail.(:

  19. budha says:

    lmao that’s a wild bird. i think the bird had more like a fetish with being homosexual with humans 0_0

  20. asmadeous says:

    only 5 of those parrots exist in the world…

    • gofigure says:

      go figure there is only five left when they are trying to skull fuck humans every chance they get… that my friends is called “natural selection”. go charles darwin.

    • lol says:

      At the rate they’re going now,skull f*cking a human, they will be exstinct within a few years too! LOL

  21. lythander says:

    Hilarious.

  22. kamouri says:

    heheh that was funny!

    the bird is kinda cute though, i want one as a pet ^^

  23. Aaron says:

    “lil punk, think you can come into my forest and not get fucked?!?! time to work that ass”

    thoughts from the bird lolz

  24. Isurvived says:

    Ya He s being shagged by a rare Parrot!

  25. Erowid says:

    lol the poster of the video totally should have put a little speech bubble by the birds mouth when he got taken off saying “cock blocker!” lol!

  26. Erowid says:

    you so know the guy who got “shagged” could end up on family in a flashback saying “got to play this one right roger, wait three days thats the rule…. oh god i wanna talk to him now!” hahahahah!!!! (thanks to all who got the reference)

  27. badmule says:

    LMFAO “ooh, he’s really going for it” Win!

  28. fly poster says:

    You’re my wife now.

  29. fly poster says:

    Parrot win


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