Bird Mating Fail

Posted on October 4th, 2009


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    1. jpimp says:

      jjajajaja u got fucked in the back of the head and bitch slapped by an ugly as bird

    2. Happy Camper says:

      I think the cameraman was dissappointed the “shagging” was interrupted, by the cockblocking british dude. lol Enjoy.;-)

    3. Lawler says:

      Owl WIN, Scrahed neck = EF

    4. everyman says:

      OMG “Rare Parrot” or not Get that thing off I love how he doesn’t do andyting.
      A Real Man would throw it off, shoot it, and then cook it for dinner

    5. petara says:

      LMFAO that is great.

      Molested by a bird… a male no less

    6. Aricka says:

      I wonder if the parrot called the day after…..

    7. jeremy says:

      hey man, birds need to get a nut too.

    8. StitchFace says:

      That bird basically just made him his bitch…

    9. Maddog says:

      I wonder how far it would have gone =/

    10. mkay says:

      someone knowing the documentary where this was shown?

    11. EclipseII says:

      I had no idea birds liked to skull fuck. Take it, bitch!

    12. Tauro says:

      The rare “Rodeo Bullrider” bird in action.

    13. Really_Tho says:

      all this time, I thought when parrots said, “Polly want a cracker.” i thought it meant that he wanted to eat a ritz cracker… now i understand, Parrots really just want to bust a nut on lily-white brits. go figure.

      that is really getting a taste of the wild kingdom.

    14. lolfail says:

      WOW lol.. Being a man, how could you let something like that happen to you? I woulda snapped that things neck as soon as it got on my leg. Have some dignity man… getting ‘effed by a freakin’ bird!

    15. TheRofler says:

      lol
      btw
      that guy in blue reminds me that old man in V for vendetta

    16. MoogleRae says:

      I love how he slaps him! XD

    17. zoidberg says:

      ladies and gentlemen, spare me please u milord, miladies. i rather blabla facking english-.-

    18. Cap says:

      LOL. This may be my favorite fail.(:

    19. budha says:

      lmao that’s a wild bird. i think the bird had more like a fetish with being homosexual with humans 0_0

    20. asmadeous says:

      only 5 of those parrots exist in the world…

      • gofigure says:

        go figure there is only five left when they are trying to skull fuck humans every chance they get… that my friends is called “natural selection”. go charles darwin.

      • lol says:

        At the rate they’re going now,skull f*cking a human, they will be exstinct within a few years too! LOL

    21. lythander says:

      Hilarious.

    22. kamouri says:

      heheh that was funny!

      the bird is kinda cute though, i want one as a pet ^^

    23. Aaron says:

      “lil punk, think you can come into my forest and not get fucked?!?! time to work that ass”

      thoughts from the bird lolz

    24. Isurvived says:

      Ya He s being shagged by a rare Parrot!

    25. Erowid says:

      lol the poster of the video totally should have put a little speech bubble by the birds mouth when he got taken off saying “cock blocker!” lol!

    26. Erowid says:

      you so know the guy who got “shagged” could end up on family in a flashback saying “got to play this one right roger, wait three days thats the rule…. oh god i wanna talk to him now!” hahahahah!!!! (thanks to all who got the reference)

    27. badmule says:

      LMFAO “ooh, he’s really going for it” Win!

    28. fly poster says:

      You’re my wife now.

    29. fly poster says:

      Parrot win

    30. Hailey says:

      I love how the camera guy kept saying how it’s talons were sharp & oww & yet the other guy is just standing there, “oh god that is the funniest thing…”

    31. SwineNahNah says:

      I guess this explains why these birds are endangered – they don’t understand with whom to mate.

    32. monkeybutt says:

      gives new meaning to the term “fuck head”.

    33. taty says:

      lamo the bird likes it rough.. he’s a pimp!!!!

    34. Keith says:

      Well that bird was really friendly.
      But I have just one word for that camera man, Owned.

    35. ashley says:

      you see how he didnt stop the bird he must have liked it

    36. rape and run says:

      bird fuck attack?


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