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Because being fats a fail? -.- Fucktards.
yes, how the hell is he going to cling to walls? his powers can’t with-hold that much weight
Luffah, are you a fat failtard? Is that why you’re so upset?
Yes, being fat is a fail…fail to put down the fork, fail to stop eating hot pockets, fail for being a lazy fatass…
I think fat people are disgusting, and I think 90% are just lazy slobs who eat too much, and the other 10% are people with actual medical issues that make them fat.
Update: Luffeh is pictured above…his mommy made the costume for him. She’s working on his girdle right now.
fail because in no way is spiderman that fucking fat, you retard.
ummmmm have none of u guys noticed its not a man….its a chick boobs and no dick!?!?!? man yalll r fukin stupid lol
No! Because being 30 something and dressing up in a super hero outfit, and posing, then posting it up on the world wide web IS a FAIL. No one wants to see that. Unless they want to have a laugh.At YOU!!! LMAO
The actual fail here is his collection of VHS tapes
@ALEX! Dumbass… it is a MAN… he has MOOBS and his stomach is covering his dick!!!!!!!!! thats kinda obvious…. just look at the face….. that’s a man…
“just look at the face” FAIL
THATS WHAT SHE SAID
@ Jiggy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
@ Youth in Asia
Asian have nothing to eat. So It’s pretty obvious that you are a skeleton and that you actualy envy round peoples LolZ
The actual fail is being SO FKN ridiculous!!
This faggot has a BMI of +30, so he just CAN’T use a tight suit like this, period.
@YouthinAsia
First of all the things I need to tell you is your a big fat piece of but ur annoying , I should go to your worm hole and smack some sense into you. And first of all you keep on talking bout fat people are fail, your a BIG PIECE OF TURD FAIL YOU ARE THE WORST FAIL IN HISTORY which mean your the snookie fail your a disgusting person rascism against fat people you ugly turd and yes I am fat thats why Im not a lazy azz like you say we are unlike you I atleast have the control not to post a rascist comment like that and its true just cuz ur fat ur not a fail people like that are very disgusting to me and I have seen a 6 year kid hitting me with ugly behavior hes even better than you and you dont have to be fat to fight against it you ugly azz piece of human
This is the futuristic Spiderman..
@pooped,YOUR,PANTies I have to say yes, Youth in Asia is a starving little 8 year old she-boy full of angst from the long hours in sweatshops and human trafficking.. but your rant caused us all pain in the eyes… we are all dumber for having read it. May god have mercy on your soul!
i thought spiderman was just imaginary!!! but it turns out that he’s real!!!!!
and so is the andaconda siting in my lap
Yeh, Real and Retired. After he gained 80 pounds he had to hang up his tights for the last time. Every now and then he dresses up and plays pretend.
costume came in xxxxl?
You think fats a win?
“10 years after retirement, Spider-Man decided to return to the super hero scene…”
this is not spiderman costume!!!!!!!
this is VENOM!
I seriously hope you’re joking there… >_>
Sadly, it is Venom.
Fail. That is the black spider-man from the newest movie. Venom doesn’t have the spider webs all over him.
Sadly you are wrong venom takes over spider man turning his costume black ith silver spider webs get it right. lol
sadly all of you are wrong… its the symbiote suit spiderman. peter parker/ spiderman was the first to contact the alien symbiote, which was from mars in the comic books. it makes him less able to control his anger and he destroys things. he rejects it and then it comes in contact with brock aka venom
Its not venom until it is on Brock< this is black spidy after a serious junk food binge lasting at least 20 years
OMFG! It doesn’t matter! You are all NERDS!!!!!
NERD FAIL!!
@Beebee23
The biggest fail is that you are the real nerd for saying that.
how did beebee i think they are all nerds too
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i facepalm you peoples nerdiness
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such a fucking nerds…
Amazing how much lycra can stretch isn’t it?
it’s clearly everyman, who has scanned a spider-man comic to get his powers.
HAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHA. It is Everyman!!
Tune it next week for “Web Durability Fail”
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Im not fat actually, and being fat is not a fail, sure, some people cant stop eating, but it doesnt have to be a fail because of that, say, lung cancer, is that a fail? It was their choice to smoke. Aids? Is that a fail? It was their choice to fuck around.
again, you fail. there are other ways of contracting HIV AIDS besides “fucking around.”
Well obviously, but that is the most common way.
“WE ARE VENOM” +5 more
Dude shut up and stop being retared half of this website is making fun of people and their fatness and being fat is a fail unless they have some medical issue. their lazy and watch tv all day and drink unless its a medical issue u ned to stop being reatared. and if u got aids form fucking around thats a fail so SHUT UP
So much anger! If there just like, 20 pounds overweight then it’s not a fail but, as big as spidey is, that IS a fail.
hahahaha its a fail because hes taking it a little too serious. Buuut consider this maybe he ate spiderman which would explain why he is evil and fat
your a biggirl
gayer than clay aken
Dude. The Disney movies next to him/her explains the picture.
And for Luffeh…gain some knowledge about arguing. Then come back to this website. Dickhole.
“dickhole”
so i see it comes in wide…but does it come in magnum as well?
I didn’t know they made them that big!
Thank you! You often write very interesting articles. You improved my mood.
LOL!
Skinny people make me sick.
me too, let’s go get something to eat…
wow thatz just……..yeah
dude..! get ur fatass outta that suit..bfore some spidermans fans kill them self.
LMFAO DUDE
I didn’t know one of venom’s side effects is making spiderman fat!…would you look at that…
It’s not Venom. Did you completely miss the world turning? Moron
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actually his dick could be absorbed by his enormous belly.
i wonder if that collection of vhs cartoons messed with his brain.
Hey, if you had the tapes you know your watch them too… maybe… or not… either way there collectable, or useful, or not…. um… i forget the point here lol
those webs r gonna snap the second he jumps off a roof
Damn… Venom really let himself go
“im bringing sexy back”
LOL!
Looks like Jack Black will be the new Venom in Spider-Man 4
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
totally off topic, but in the olden days, those tapes were about 40-50$ a piece, so considering how wide the shelving unit probably is…that equals about $3375 total, being conservative here (and considering the bottom shelf ones originally cost nothing and the unit goes no higher than fat-spidey’s head). value today…$0, lol.
How the hell does he fit in that lol they dont make xxxxxxx41 in that size -Scary Failure to the ppl that made the suit-
your mom is in that suit idiot
Michael Moore???
This is actually 2 fails in one, first fail for buying the costume in XXXL and second fail for thinking he could pull it off …
YEA UR RIHT
what the fuck …. i now HATE spiderman …
Lol no shame at all, bet he’s a retard.
A man’s home is my castle.
“Spiderman, spiderman..”
do u mean he eat spider man?? lol
The spandex looks a little stretched out in some places…frightening to think of it snapping.
I LOVE THIS YOU FAT FUCK
Spiderfat
LOL I LITEARLY ROFL !
Wow.. i cant believe that yall are fighting about who he is…
(p.s.)He’s called Venom.. LOOK IT UP DAMNIT.!!!!!
Spider pig?
Lol!! He ate a wholatta flies!
My mom knows this dude [:
The sad part is even though it is presumably a dude, there is no way to tell.. It’s an overweight, gender-bending, confused, probably still living with his mom, spidey wanna be, comicon attendee..
It’s a win in my book. That fat fuck rocks the hell out of his nephew’s Spidey costume. Never too old/ obese to play superheroes.
spider pig, spider pig. does whatever a spider pig does. can he swing, from a web, no he cant, hes a fat ass.
Looks like Spidey is enjoying MJ’s cooking waaaayyyy tooo much!
I think that it’s best to write more on this topic. It might not be a taboo topic but generally persons are not sufficient to speak on such topics.