Son Fail

Posted on October 17th, 2009


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  1. Josh says:

    He sounds like he’s either a psychopath, aspergers or is a troll.

  2. Gallade says:

    Mom’s fails:
    *Having a Facebook Account
    *Nosing in her son’s room
    *Judging an ADULT MAN from something he does in private
    Son’s fails:
    *Being 31, living with parents, and still a virgin
    *Being a fucking Otaku and spending a fortune on hentais and porn

    Mom beats son for 3 fails vs 2

    • _jaded_ says:

      hahaha…

    • AreYouKiddingMe says:

      You forgot some son fails. 1. Being 31 and not having a fucking job. 2. Scorched earth approach to the person that shelters you and feeds you.
      Son fails 4: Mom 3

    • ELIJO says:

      no heres the real fail list
      moms fails
      judging an adult man for what he does in private

      sons fails
      being 31 and still living with his mom and dad
      spending a fortune on naked drawings
      never having a job
      buying DICKGIRL HENTAI comics
      when his mom has more of a social life than him

      son beats mom 5 fails vs. 1

    • Scorpion says:

      I am pretty sure having the dickgirl comics count as more than one fail….

    • Felipe04 says:

      why does the mother fail for having a facebook account? are you retarded or something?

    • Joe says:

      Mom fails:0
      Son fails:1.having weird porn 2. disrespecting his mother 3. Living at home at age 31 4. not having a job at age 31 5. being a pussy and a bitch.

  3. twate20 says:

    To Josh,

    Fuck you tosser. How dare you assume that the kid has Aspergers?! You don’t know what Aspergers truly is, you just see some fucked up little teens that are majorly retarded, just that side of the scale. You are a typical American fuckwit. No offence to Americans bt quite a few of you are pretty ignorant about the world outside of the USA, nay, outside yourself. Read up, dipshit, before you make anymore stupid ass comments.

    P.S. Im not saying this isn’t a fail, this is an EPIC FAIL!

    • shitty walrus says:

      tell’em!!

    • HeartbreakPrincess says:

      twate20,
      Right on!! I have a couple friends with Aspergers. You’ll make him think twice next time :D

    • virulent says:

      btw..he’s not a “teen” he’s 31.

    • jizz says:

      31 means blowjob in turkish, another fail for the guy lol.

    • Josh says:

      Actually, I had a list of things he possible was. So don’t call me a tosser. Read the whole short fucking sentence.

      “He sounds like he’s either a psychopath, aspergers or is a troll.”

      That means that I have a list of possible reasons why he still lives with his parents and is apparently anti-social. Note the dick-girl pictures. What woman would like to know he likes that shit?

      So, if you think I’m accusing him of simply having aspergers and nothing else, then you’re the tosser for not being able to read a full fucking sentence. Also, I’m not a typican American fuckwit because I’m not American. Am I typical Canadian or am I an exception in your special little world?

      What YOU call this guy then? And what should I read up on? Aspergers? Are you getting confused with Autism? And he’s not a kid, he’s 31 years-old. And what he did to his mom’s Facebook account can be considered a crime; impersonation, slander, vandalism.

      Thanks for the reply, ass.

    • Josh says:

      Nice username BTW, TWATa20.

    • YaMum says:

      You should know better than to get aggressive with ignorant colonials son. And I bet you didn’t know that Ya Mum was registered on this site either! You can’t blame Josh for being a total moron, it’s all the crappy food they eat over there; it supersizes their butts but not not their intelligence. So Josh, stick your uninformed, ignorant comments up your lardy stupid arse you halfwit!

    • Cuntdiver says:

      Man shut the fuck up with the USA bullshit. I bet if you had any teeth you would be a fat ass too, Fuckin’ idiot. I have Aspergers and this guy sounds like he might have it you never know this is the fuckin’ internet go fuck yourself and go give someone a gummi toothless fuckwitin idiot bastard. Learn to brush your tooth and maybe I’ll learn to eat healthier.

    • Serrah says:

      I agree that he was fucked up for making that comment, but please don’t classify that as a typical “American” act, way of thinking, etc. And his ignorance of Aspergers is not equal in any way to an ignorance of world issues, as it is a form of autism and not a political venue. There are many people ignorant to issues in other countries, not just Americans. People just enjoy slandering us more, which seeing as how many of our people with lesser intelligence have access to the internet to post stupid comments such as the one above is understandable.

    • Bob says:

      You are all arguing over the internet… that is an epic fail… so in that case you are all ignorant and stupid

    • Zues says:

      I agree wit Bob. Anyway, y’all just mad Americas so damn big, and has good food. And by the way there’s an food place in i think new york, an English dude came to America and wanted some fish and chips, so he opened a restaurant. Now they will literally fry any food, and they are famous for their fried Twinkies, or however you spell it… so I mean obviously the food taste good, and it’s not just America that likes fried foods, us colombian’s (from south america for the slight ignorent people who don’t know who don’t know latin countries) love fried foods.

      Oh and ignorent means not known in the subject, so instead of getting mad at him, just educate him. less fighting over the internet, and less trash talking. Because there is no point over the internet you can’t really do anything.

      Well that’s my input, and i’m not really taking a side just stating some facts and opinions, which everyone is allowed to have opinions.

    • Scubasteve says:

      All non-americans (other than the canuck) pull the “futbol” out of your asses and stop acting superior. You all hate us? Well fuckin DO SOMETHING then. all you do is bitch while we go to your shithole countries and fuck shit up.

    • Felipe04 says:

      To Scubasteve; that comment was more than useless.

    • Maddie says:

      Ummmm there’s really no need for being rude to Americans…………

  4. Rocky says:

    dont know why but i like this story lol

  5. Sd says:

    Typical basement dweller

  6. lommax says:

    wtf?! that long story and looking at hentai 31 and still living with mom & never had a job please kill yourself!

  7. KyleZombie says:

    Troll job.

  8. james says:

    TOTALLY FAKE!!!!
    i would believe this crap if the guy had less than 18years old. 31 makes me believe that this is fake!! its too silly to be true lol. but the story’s awesome!

    • Aryn says:

      Real or fake, I know an almost thirty year old who is entirely capable of acting this immature.

  9. MC_GLUE says:

    Idiot. Sell hentai, buy brain

  10. HeartbreakPrincess says:

    I so want to find this on Yahoo Answers, but I can’t :(

  11. Marcus says:

    100% FUCKING FAKE GIVE UP FAG

  12. bAv says:

    Jesus H Christ. This guy has just won the fucking Darwin award for his massive sensitivity fail.

  13. lolwut says:

    LOL WHAT A LOSER!!!!

  14. Zarbon says:

    I always like to think these are jokes. So that’s what I’m going with.

  15. xXiDesolateXx says:

    twate20: EPIC FAIL

  16. that guy says:

    nigger >.>

  17. lolfan says:

    The fact that he owned dickgirl comics is more than enough to outfail his mother. The fact that he paid a grand for them only increases the fail. Any normal person would pay twice that much just to get rid of them.

  18. ingemazen says:

    in my coutnry, we call this an EPIC FAIL!!!

  19. jenna says:

    I kinda felt sorry for the kid….then the last part made me LOL

  20. some guy you loved to be says:

    first off hes gay its pretty much shemale hentia
    i think i just threw up a little
    second 31 rofl i was out on my own at 19 rofl just wow
    i bet hes still a virgin rofl

  21. banshee 20 says:

    wow isnt dickgirls a gay comic or somthing

  22. Floyd Mayweather Jr. says:

    This bum is a loser! I made millions in my last fight and I’m young black and rich at 31. This guy doesn’t have a penny. He can’t hang in America! Send his ass to Kabul!

    • lolllllll says:

      Age fail. Floyd is 32, not 31.

    • obiously ur not Floyd says:

      Wow floy must have gotten punched in the face a few too many times, or this guy doesnt have a life and wants to pose as a boxer and give out false information about “himself” besides, why would floyd be on epicfail.com im pretty sure he has a life, unlike the rest of us stuck in saturday school on our laptops lol

  23. TheRofler says:

    to that guy in the yahoo question
    COOL STORY BRO!

  24. FloppyHippo says:

    just no!

    wat is this world comin to!!

  25. JustFocus says:

    SuperMegaFAIL!!

  26. jackel says:

    i like how he thought his mom was going to answer

  27. Roses says:

    God I dont know who fails more…the mother for letting her son live there, for cleaning his room (I assume this is why she was in there…just and assumption), or the son for being a douchetardloser

  28. kelly says:

    fucking fail

  29. pity says:

    i just feel pity for his mum, break down crying? i would too..

  30. sir laughs alot says:

    Wow, this sounds like the SCAREY sequal to “failure to launch”

  31. Higgy says:

    LOL Comments…

  32. TheMrMurcielago says:

    Great time for a facepalm, somebody!!
    -Murcielago


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