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He sounds like he’s either a psychopath, aspergers or is a troll.
Not Aspergers. My cousin has it. This guy does not.
yes, not asperger. i know my bro got it and he wouldnt do that at all.
The revenge part is something I would do LOL
not aspergers, but he Is a psychopathic troll
Biggest fail in this story is the fact when he never had a job. The money.for the hentai was from his mom
Mom’s fails:
*Having a Facebook Account
*Nosing in her son’s room
*Judging an ADULT MAN from something he does in private
Son’s fails:
*Being 31, living with parents, and still a virgin
*Being a fucking Otaku and spending a fortune on hentais and porn
Mom beats son for 3 fails vs 2
hahaha…
You forgot some son fails. 1. Being 31 and not having a fucking job. 2. Scorched earth approach to the person that shelters you and feeds you.
Son fails 4: Mom 3
no heres the real fail list
moms fails
judging an adult man for what he does in private
sons fails
being 31 and still living with his mom and dad
spending a fortune on naked drawings
never having a job
buying DICKGIRL HENTAI comics
when his mom has more of a social life than him
son beats mom 5 fails vs. 1
I am pretty sure having the dickgirl comics count as more than one fail….
why does the mother fail for having a facebook account? are you retarded or something?
Mom fails:0
Son fails:1.having weird porn 2. disrespecting his mother 3. Living at home at age 31 4. not having a job at age 31 5. being a pussy and a bitch.
Scorched earth, AreYouKiddingMe? Analogy FAIL.
Mom Fail: Having a 31 yo son living in her home who has never had a job.
ROFL
LMFAO!!!
To Josh,
Fuck you tosser. How dare you assume that the kid has Aspergers?! You don’t know what Aspergers truly is, you just see some fucked up little teens that are majorly retarded, just that side of the scale. You are a typical American fuckwit. No offence to Americans bt quite a few of you are pretty ignorant about the world outside of the USA, nay, outside yourself. Read up, dipshit, before you make anymore stupid ass comments.
P.S. Im not saying this isn’t a fail, this is an EPIC FAIL!
tell’em!!
twate20,
Right on!! I have a couple friends with Aspergers. You’ll make him think twice next time
btw..he’s not a “teen” he’s 31.
31 means blowjob in turkish, another fail for the guy lol.
Actually, I had a list of things he possible was. So don’t call me a tosser. Read the whole short fucking sentence.
“He sounds like he’s either a psychopath, aspergers or is a troll.”
That means that I have a list of possible reasons why he still lives with his parents and is apparently anti-social. Note the dick-girl pictures. What woman would like to know he likes that shit?
So, if you think I’m accusing him of simply having aspergers and nothing else, then you’re the tosser for not being able to read a full fucking sentence. Also, I’m not a typican American fuckwit because I’m not American. Am I typical Canadian or am I an exception in your special little world?
What YOU call this guy then? And what should I read up on? Aspergers? Are you getting confused with Autism? And he’s not a kid, he’s 31 years-old. And what he did to his mom’s Facebook account can be considered a crime; impersonation, slander, vandalism.
Thanks for the reply, ass.
Nice username BTW, TWATa20.
You should know better than to get aggressive with ignorant colonials son. And I bet you didn’t know that Ya Mum was registered on this site either! You can’t blame Josh for being a total moron, it’s all the crappy food they eat over there; it supersizes their butts but not not their intelligence. So Josh, stick your uninformed, ignorant comments up your lardy stupid arse you halfwit!
Man shut the fuck up with the USA bullshit. I bet if you had any teeth you would be a fat ass too, Fuckin’ idiot. I have Aspergers and this guy sounds like he might have it you never know this is the fuckin’ internet go fuck yourself and go give someone a gummi toothless fuckwitin idiot bastard. Learn to brush your tooth and maybe I’ll learn to eat healthier.
I agree that he was fucked up for making that comment, but please don’t classify that as a typical “American” act, way of thinking, etc. And his ignorance of Aspergers is not equal in any way to an ignorance of world issues, as it is a form of autism and not a political venue. There are many people ignorant to issues in other countries, not just Americans. People just enjoy slandering us more, which seeing as how many of our people with lesser intelligence have access to the internet to post stupid comments such as the one above is understandable.
You are all arguing over the internet… that is an epic fail… so in that case you are all ignorant and stupid
I agree wit Bob. Anyway, y’all just mad Americas so damn big, and has good food. And by the way there’s an food place in i think new york, an English dude came to America and wanted some fish and chips, so he opened a restaurant. Now they will literally fry any food, and they are famous for their fried Twinkies, or however you spell it… so I mean obviously the food taste good, and it’s not just America that likes fried foods, us colombian’s (from south america for the slight ignorent people who don’t know who don’t know latin countries) love fried foods.
Oh and ignorent means not known in the subject, so instead of getting mad at him, just educate him. less fighting over the internet, and less trash talking. Because there is no point over the internet you can’t really do anything.
Well that’s my input, and i’m not really taking a side just stating some facts and opinions, which everyone is allowed to have opinions.
All non-americans (other than the canuck) pull the “futbol” out of your asses and stop acting superior. You all hate us? Well fuckin DO SOMETHING then. all you do is bitch while we go to your shithole countries and fuck shit up.
To Scubasteve; that comment was more than useless.
Ummmm there’s really no need for being rude to Americans…………
Fail for calling someone a tosser, you just sound like a pompous british dueche. face bitch.
hahaha Ass-Burgers
Aspergers is FAKE anyway, just another made-up syndrome so Drs can make more money and Dumbasses can act anyway they want and call it a sickness. And for all those people that live out side of North America… FUCK YOU, if your cuntry was so good then stay there… don’t visit here and DON’T come to live here We ALL know you want to.
To the one named “just”
I have aspergers you stupid dickfacedtwat. Go fuck yourself. I have it and it makes my social life super hard. I go on in life lonely and in fear. I have never been so disgusted by a insensitive bigot. Live one day with aspergers and you’ll literally want to hang yourself
Erm steven?
Every single social disease is simply mind over matter. Like everything in life. For example, if someone spat on a sandwhich and you didnt know and you ate it, it would taste fine. But if you knew they spat on it, you’d hate it. Because you ‘think’ you have a disorder that makes you’re social life harder, it simply makes your social life harder. If you werent diagnosed with it, you’d be fine
And i know what im talking about. Psychology all the way to the end of university
Erm Brad? Just because you had “psychology all the way to the end of university”, which I guess is your dumbass way of claiming you have a degree, doesn’t mean you know what you are talking about. Discounting the validity of EVERY “social disease” is one of the most idiotic and self-absorbed things I’ve ever read. Why do you think people go to the psychologist? Because they are experiencing something out of the norm that severely interferes with their ability to live their life normally. They don’t just randomly drop by, no symptoms, no problems, and recieve a diagnosis that suddenly makes them all fucked up. How do you explain the people who have never been seen by a psychologist but still have the same problems as the ones who have? Fucking idiot. You apparently slept “all the way till the end of university”, moron.
dont know why but i like this story lol
Typical basement dweller
i bet he got a WoW account, and acts out dungeons and dragons
what wrong with playing D&D? and playiing wow?
there’s nothing wrong playing WoW OR D&D but if you have the mentally of a kid in a adults body your FUCK’D!
wtf?! that long story and looking at hentai 31 and still living with mom & never had a job please kill yourself!
Troll job.
TOTALLY FAKE!!!!
i would believe this crap if the guy had less than 18years old. 31 makes me believe that this is fake!! its too silly to be true lol. but the story’s awesome!
Real or fake, I know an almost thirty year old who is entirely capable of acting this immature.
these are usually fake–like most google fails–an easy way to get on epicfail.com
Idiot. Sell hentai, buy brain
He can’t, his mom tossed it.
I so want to find this on Yahoo Answers, but I can’t
they probably deleted it
100% FUCKING FAKE GIVE UP FAG
Jesus H Christ. This guy has just won the fucking Darwin award for his massive sensitivity fail.
LOL WHAT A LOSER!!!!
I always like to think these are jokes. So that’s what I’m going with.
twate20: EPIC FAIL
nigger >.>
The fact that he owned dickgirl comics is more than enough to outfail his mother. The fact that he paid a grand for them only increases the fail. Any normal person would pay twice that much just to get rid of them.
in my coutnry, we call this an EPIC FAIL!!!
ya a epic fail at life
i think suicide might be his best bet lol
I kinda felt sorry for the kid….then the last part made me LOL
first off hes gay its pretty much shemale hentia
i think i just threw up a little
second 31 rofl i was out on my own at 19 rofl just wow
i bet hes still a virgin rofl
wow isnt dickgirls a gay comic or somthing
the name says it all…
This bum is a loser! I made millions in my last fight and I’m young black and rich at 31. This guy doesn’t have a penny. He can’t hang in America! Send his ass to Kabul!
Age fail. Floyd is 32, not 31.
Wow floy must have gotten punched in the face a few too many times, or this guy doesnt have a life and wants to pose as a boxer and give out false information about “himself” besides, why would floyd be on epicfail.com im pretty sure he has a life, unlike the rest of us stuck in saturday school on our laptops lol
ha ha u have 2 go 2 saturday school and u only have a laptop,while i only go to school from mon 2 fri and i have an apple mac.
to that guy in the yahoo question
COOL STORY BRO!
just no!
wat is this world comin to!!
SuperMegaFAIL!!
i like how he thought his mom was going to answer
God I dont know who fails more…the mother for letting her son live there, for cleaning his room (I assume this is why she was in there…just and assumption), or the son for being a douchetardloser
fucking fail
i just feel pity for his mum, break down crying? i would too..
Wow, this sounds like the SCAREY sequal to “failure to launch”
LOL Comments…
Great time for a facepalm, somebody!!
-Murcielago
*facepalm* FAIL HAHAHAHAH
Troll
jesus there’s more fail in the comments here than there is on the picture
you sir fail for being 31 and livin with ur mother
Do some of these people have to argue? Really i mean really?! Some people should be careful on what they say and some people don’t have to be so sensitive to other people! This is a fail page not a “sees whos right page”!
looks like someone is lonely
wtf get a job bitch
shit reminds me of step brothers i saw 2 days ago
o_o… im a girl.. AND THIS IS EPICLY FAILED.
Your name is a fail.
i bet your a dude!! Fail!
He is such a sad guy, it makes everyone angry.
u r such a a**hole you fuc**n diry pervert i whould kick u out and fu**en laugh at u when u fail at being on your own and kick u while u r down
and ps i an a girl
whew, had me fooled for a second there, “amanda”
the silly little stars in your swearing didnt, though. Bet you’re gay
Wow, 31 and never had a job? Where did the thousand dollars you spent on porn come from I wonder? You want some help? Go kill yourself, that would help EVERYONE.
People are so weird, their fetishes, the fact that he still lives with his mama, and no job at 31… he certainly made a major contribution to society, looking at artificial girls with penises, what is with that?
Epic FAKE!
how do u have 1000+ dollars in freak porn and have never had a job?
I think his mom waaaaaaaaaaay overreacted. He had every right to do what he did and she is just uptight. She should get a life.
you my stranger douche FAIL!!!
1st: Revenge Idea: win
2nd:31 year old live @ home douche: FAIL
3rd: Question, where did he get $1,000 2 pay 4 porn if he dsnt hav a job?
Inconsistencies any1?
Too many people get butthurt having their meaningless debates write funny shit about this pathetic 31 year old asshole and how he wacks it to dickbitches and throws tantrums when something doesn’t go his way.