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Posted on October 20th, 2009


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    1. lommax says:

      i seen 2 fails god heal amputees? wtf

    2. Nilas says:

      “Why won’t God heal amputees” is actually not a fail. It’s a really good question. There are thousands of people who believe that faith in God can cure diseases and heal wounds. But why are examples of those cures always things that could have been cured in another way (say, by scientific healthcare?) You never see someone regenerate a missing arm. Why won’t God heal amputees?

      The reason why it’s on the list is because of the website http://whywontgodhealamputees.com/ which attempts to use arguments like this to argue against belief in God.

      • hkh says:

        That’s one of those stupid arguments. Next time why don’t you ask “Why God don’t give you a million dollars?” or “Why God wants good people die?” or “Why God makes people born with disability?”

      • Nilas says:

        You didn’t come up with any counter-arguments.

        It is irrational to blame/thank God for events that likely could more likely occurred by other circumstances. People sometimes survive a deadly cancer, but this is typically after intensive medical care. If there is a God who heals people, then why do we never see someone who, say, regrows an leg? Could it be that all the healing-situations have been actually been caused by other circumstances?

      • hkh says:

        so “why does she/he need to regrow a limb?”
        “Why don’t we evolve to have 8 legs and 8 hands?”
        Are you those guys who thinks you came from unconscious particles to conscious beings?

      • Nilas says:

        I am not saying that I DEMAND God to give me a million dollars or to grow me 8 arms, and that the fact that it can’t happen proves that God doesn’t exist. I’m saying it is irrational (repeating myself now) to believe that God will cure diseases when all the examples of this could might as well have been cured in ANOTHER, NATURAL WAY… Considering that he for some reason refuse to cure people whose diseases can’t be (for example a person regrowing an arm).

        Well, maybe you should just go to the website and read their arguments.

        In regards to your last question:
        If I understand evolution correctly, life on Earth did start out as small unconsciousness creatures and evolved into more complex and intelligent beings (don’t really find this very relevant to my argument, though).

      • hahahaha says:

        enough god talk. ur so serious about it. just stop freaking out
        ! believe what u believe. and this is coming from a really strong christian. that would be me, if u were wondering. lol

      • Fred says:

        Hkh, if you read that site, it is very in depth in answering this question. I checked it out a few years ago and it definitely changed the way i think of religion and blind followers that claim faith as a tool to dismiss asking hard questions. its a real eye opener for sheeple and mindless washouts that rather be led than know a single thing for them damn selves. we really only know what we’ve been told if we dont seek out our own truth. Who says the one that educated you is nothing more than a parrot.

    3. HeartbreakPrincess says:

      Apparently you can train them to eat it…

    4. Eric says:

      God is as real as Santa.

      • Allen says:

        God is as real as you or me…who do you think made us? god…get it threw ur head you don’t i’ll ddos you ^.^ good fight.

      • fake messiah says:

        one word: evolution

      • Coopmans says:

        look allen u can say god is real…but i’m saying aliens are our gods, u better check out some annunaki shit. they came like 6000 years ago and people in those days were dumb enough to call it gods because of their technologie and machinery…”god came to earth with a loud bang”(or something like that) for those people it was god or “were gods” i say humanity is dumb in believing in god as in god in heaven…

      • SilentGun says:

        Allen, I made you motherfucker, just ask ya mama.

    5. ninja says:

      what santa isnt real………waahahaha

    6. Randall says:

      Why doesn’t God make people spell correctly or heal anyone or do anything? The answer seems clear to me. As for the parakeet, you have to slowly add it to his food until he gets used to the taste. You can’t just give to him all at once.

    7. DanceInTheDark says:

      nasty

    8. Berlin's finest says:

      Oh my god, who the FUCK would look up that????!!!?!?!?!?!!
      ReallY!!??

    9. sandra says:

      omg do people really ask these questions in google?! that is disgusting

    10. Sarah says:

      LOL. this is hilarious bro

    11. GOD says:

      Why do you ignorant people always have to bring me into it? I am not going to heal anyone because I do not give a shit about ignorant creatures such as yourselves, and I am sorry to tell you that you were an accident I drank alot back then and I am sorry. Now if you don’t mind I have a round of golf to play in the morning so STFU about me.


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