Car Fail

Posted on October 24th, 2009


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    1. Fabio says:

      Sexy Machine! impress the ladies

    2. Charlene says:

      Of course it’s from Colorado. You see pieces of shit like that all the time here.

    3. Dyquen says:

      Here in Wisconsin out where im at (15 mins from Milwaukee) its damn near next to normal to see cars like this, yes i still think only a jackass would mod-up a station wagon or compact car…yes they do that here… with big offroad tires and suspension. very very redneck.

      • Petara says:

        Yep. Seen it here in Montana. It’s usually with Subarus… which isn’t so bad on the way up to the ski hill in winter. Still looks goofy though

      • Ranger001 says:

        Have you seen the ones fitted with tracks. thoes Subarus will go anywhere. In Centeral Idaho they bust trails.

      • Thinking? says:

        WIN! If you have ever driven a lifted subaru gl you would think your a jackass for not lifting one or modding one. That thing probably has the later model 5spd dual range trans rated up to 200hp. Can you say unstoppable? There is a kit for dropping in a legacy/outback/impreza/wrx motor. Do the math on that power to weight ratio. That car only weighs 2200 to 2500lbs! Its a wagon thing-all that jeep stuff broke!

    4. Lisettey Spaghetti says:

      How is this a fail? That’s amazing lol

      FTW!!!

    5. Nice! says:

      thats a win…looks 10 times more awesomer!!

    6. Caveman5000 says:

      This is in no way, shape or form, a fail. It’s a complete and utter win. That thing is bad ass. I want it

    7. Danger Man says:

      Any type of lifted vehicle should be considered a fail.

      • Charlene says:

        Any type of lowered vehicle should be considered a fail. At least a lift has a purpose; like off roading? The fuck is the point in lowering your car? To fuck your shit up on a pebble?

      • PornStar Marc says:

        Lowering a vehicle allows for improved cornering capability and a lower center of gravity.

      • dubya says:

        Physics fail. Lowering a car does not improve cornering by itself, it just makes it harder to roll over. OTOH, more ground clearance (lifted) = better off-roading in most cases.

      • ROFL at The Spacktard above says:

        You quite clearly know shit all about physics are cars for that matter. Of course lowering a car aids in cornering. by lowering you are lowering the center of gravity and body roll making turn in better and improving handling

      • Zills says:

        If your car is lowered you would seriously mess it going over bumps. Unless you feel the need to fuck ppl up if you hit them with your cr.

    8. PornStar Marc says:

      This car is an AWD 1988 AMC Eagle. Look it up, they all looked like that.

      Check out the ugly wood panel one on Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:1987_AMC_Eagle_wagon_burgundy-woodgrain_NJ.jpg

      • dubya says:

        Car win, ID fail. It’s an 80s Subaru. A: see the Subaru emblem on the fender and logo on the grille? B: It’s not quite ugly enough to be an Eagle.

    9. Adrian says:

      THIS IS A WIN !! 100%….care made for offroad, and it looks badass.Anyone would rather have this one than the normal one.Definite win for me!

    10. Christopher Girard says:

      This is an obvious WIN. Putting large, knobby tires on any vehicle is an automatic win.

    11. militaryminded85 says:

      this isnt a fail this is a win…to a black man this is a fail…why? becouse he put time and effort into this job… but people think black people are cool coz they put phat rimz on a ride and hang fuzzy balls from the rear view..we may be red necks but we go the full hogg when making somthing…this is clearly the begining of the job

    12. Fett says:

      I feel like this is a win..talk about making out good with a bad situation lol

    13. The Teabagger says:

      It would look better if I teabagged it.

    14. Late says:

      I couldn’t see what was wrong with this at first. Then I read the comments, and I realized… all the cars in my neighborhood look like this, which is why it doesn’t phase me.

    15. Biosethereal says:

      This is SO a win. I wanted to put a lift kit on my Subaru for a long time now. I’ve also seen an AMC eagle done with a lift kit it looks freakin sweet.

    16. maximus says:

      what lake did the people drag that beater subaru out of?

    17. Mahhn says:

      WIN! gets you around on those muddy roads.

    18. Medved says:

      How is this a fail? Nice car, imho

    19. geefroy says:

      i like it. id run it.

    20. person says:

      please learn the word fail, and try again

    21. likkmybalz says:

      what you don’t see is that the owner and his mother are having sex in the back!

    22. OWNZYOO says:

      I may get a lot of crap for saying this, but here it goes. I see lots of these around where I live, there also happen to be lots of great trails up here. they are and EPIC win off-road. in fact they handle better in mud than just about whatever else. and if u like 2ft of mud they are your vehicle of choice :P (jeep used to make one with a inline 6 cyl. absolutely amazing when lifted )

    23. crazy88 says:

      this car is kickass!

    24. I OWN U says:

      What some dont realize is that this is a 4wd dual range station wagon. Much like a jeep charokee. It probally has a 3 or 4 inch lift but cut the fender wells out for bigger tires. These are very capable tough vehicles with awsome power to weight ration engines. Subaru FTW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDWW-SG4zvY&feature=related

    25. 85Brat lifted guy says:

      This is complete WIN. These old Subaru’s with the dual range transmissions, and the independent suspension, are virtually unstoppable. They would leave a Hummer driver in shame out in a mudded trail. And they get around 30mpg. Too bad Subaru does not make a dual range tranny in the new stuff they are putting out. Power to weght ratio, and the huge clearance, made even more capable with a lift kit. My lifted Brat has 11.7 inches of rear diff clearance, on 27.5 inch tall tires. My friends Jeep, with 35″ wheels, has 11″ of rear diff clearance………this is total WIN.

    26. soobgoob says:

      WIN WIN WIN, and porn star marc you are the one who knows nothing about cars if you ID that as a eagle. its a 1980-1985 ea81 series subaru wagon with a lift, and 5 lug swap

    27. crazyman says:

      Hey! Thats my car! not a fail! defiantly NOT a fail. A 4-wheeler that still fits a family of 4? Win. A Offroader that still gets 37MPG? Win. Subaru’s are known to keep up there with, or even do better, than jeeps! do your research.

    28. samantha says:

      i would deff drive this :P

    29. T-Hoy says:

      i see no fail

    30. Wickd says:

      ive actually seen some shit like this where i live…its not cool ppl lol


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