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thats messed up in the head
Awwww.. I think it’s sweet. lol. Now, if this freak never leaves the house & just keeps masterbating into the newspaper – comics section. Then where’s the harm? lol Poor guy, some girl musta really fucked this guy up early on. She was probably into Scat & he was just looking for his 1st kiss or something. haha Sad…Sad…
what i just ready, made my day, i dont care how fucked in the head he is,. funny AS HELL, fine job with this nut case huh
Haha “…would be…”
No shit.
Now, THIS is sick…
how could like cartoons more than a real woman unless she’s a ugly bitch
This has to be fake. Real lady parts vs. imagined or dreamed lady parts. Come on dude, get laid by a “real woman” already…
lol the fact that you call them lady parts shows you get laid about as much as he does
this guy needs a blowjob,,,
There are so many things here I can counter, but I’m not going to. Still, this is something I’ll never fully comprehend.
AWESOME.
omg…wtf?!?
the word sad comes to mind
I’ll admit that RL porn really is fake as hell and that you can do more with animation given the nature of the medium…BUT COME ON! Hentai can’t hold a candle to real sex. You can’t even compare the two. This guy needs to get out of his head or maybe seek professional help.
LOL!! i truly am LOLing right now! for the first time in my life i do not feel like the biggest loser on this planet!! HA HA HA!!
Agreed!
fake…
saddly theres a good chance its not
XD
Just 1 word… WOW…
LULZ !!!!1!!!!!! OH GOD, LOL.. THE LULZ!!!!
“LULZ!!!!one!!!!!!”
you earned it
Real girls probably won’t let him near them. That would explain his disgust for them.
2nded
No kidding. ha.
this is fake dude, you can see the time this comment was posted.
that guy wrote the comment and waited 1 hour, then he copied it to send it to epic fail.
how do you know someone else didnt
Well one less weirdo to add to the gene pool…so I guess it’s a WIN???
I agree… Gene Pool WIN!
one less otaku in the worlds genes
so i gess otaku’s not having sex with women ftw = a better gene pool for the world
the yearn for love is part of the human condition. its something so beautiful found in so many places. its not just about having sex, its much more than that. its about a feeling of ectacsy that you cannot even buy with money.
Either fake or just fine with me. If this guy is real, we don’t need him breeding and possibly harming the gene pool.
that seems about right.. ha
His mere existence has already tainted the gene pool. Sad…FAIL.
hahaha we had a guy like this at work, we found this cartoon porn on his computer and then fired him!
Well thats just plain stupid. People are different. I agree its a fail but he should be sueing your asses.
personally i think this guy it a level ABOVE MJ. id ask some chick to fix his problem but he might end up skinning her and wearing her as a robe. poor bastard, i bet he was one of those yugi-oh type nerds growing up. everyone, lets take pity on him. deal?
agreed
fuk you theres nothing wrong with yu gi oh you cunt sucker! what messes it up is all those fat guy who palys it but it is a really strategyk game acctualyy
Well there’s a guy that’ll never get syphilis.
Well, he didn’t say he found cartoon sheep hotter than real sheep.
he’s got a point! anime you can mute, it won’t complain, doesn’t need to shower, but always smells nice.
clanging together of smelly bodies? thats sweat and its from good hard sex right there, son. so i bet ya this guy draws naked anime chicks on shopping bags and cut holes through them. BAM you’ve got Pornime glory hole.
Good thing is…he’ll never EVER get sexual transmitted diseases
Smh he failed at life
my brother told me about a site that lets you “marry” your favorite cartoon/anime character. im almost completely sure he is a member of it.
this guy is the biggest virgin of my life! LOL
Well!!!!!!this guy should be in a hospital wow
hey, at least we dont have to worry about his kids being stupid
I hope this guy doesn’t have a missing person locked in his basement.
I don’t see why you guys are making fun of him.
I mean come one!
Why have REAL sex when you could PRETEND to do it with cartoon characters?
hahahaha. I wonder if he plans on having children with any of his “girlfriends”.
Just the title of the question (first thing I read) was fail enough, but then he had to go explain it and….. woah.
I really hope nobody who answered his question agreed with him.
I think this guy might have sat on his uncles lap the wrong way while watching too many Disney cartoons. Ahh, the magic of Disney.
HHHHOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
omfg!he said my name(ariel)omfg.hes married to ariel the little mermaid.frrrreeeeeeaaaaakkkkkyyyy.but poor guy some bitch probably screwed him up real bad.
I used to think cartoon women were pretty hot back then when I was a baby and so did my dad. Now that I think about it, I start to lol at my dad and me for thinking that.
I love that he’s “trained” himself to have lucid dreams about f*cking cartoons, like it’s the goddamned olympics
troll
Is this Chris-chan?
“True ecstasy” he said… maybe the dude was on drugs when he wrote this… it’s obviously a great, great fail !
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww xD
Wuss cant face RL. Lol.
I’m gunna admit it, I also think cartoon girls are hot. But i know damn straight i can’t be in LOVE with them. Shit i love the real ladies! But i can’t deny the fact that drawn boobies are still boobies. The guys a sycho but he’s right about one thing, Some Drawn characters are hot. The rest is eh… I’ll call the nice men in the nice white suits.
Wow I feel so bad for this guy I’m just not gonna say anything.
wow… that’s honest …and quite disturbing.
I think he must be a virgin. he needs a pussy. now.
He blatently has no mates.
I agree with this guy . . . no wait, cartoon characters can’t give me a mean hummer; FAIL!
Get a hooker or something!,
Mike Proud
this is just sad