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Who needs to do homework when you have skills like that.
uh lol shes obviously had practice sticking big pieces of food down her throat…
For those who are still confused about the whole Monica Lewinsky / Bill Clinton sex scandal… The answer is here lol
dont you mean the tiger woods scandal now? lmfao!
Damn you guys all won on that one. Sick burns. You know what they say about fat chicks giving head. Its true man, I know.
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i wonder if it was wrong to get a hard on when i saw this
She wasn’t trying to be sexy..she already ate evrything else she had!
Man this comment had me cracking up
lmfaoooo…soon she’ll be making her way to the furniture lolol
This is awesome lol look at that nasty girl whats next????? lol
hahaha, nom fail
she should try drinking the water and not eating the bottle… she has the wrong idea of plastic surgery……..
Poor water bottle.
WIN!!
She needs to find herself a phallus.
I would be too scared she would get a craving for food and bite it off… besides, she too fat…
Remind me why that’s sexy again…
wow , is she kidding ? do you see her doubble chin consuming her face ? thats not cute .
Shiiiiiiiit…I’d let ‘er suck it. True story. >_>
you’d fuck a clock if somebody held the hands
LMAO@BarnYardPimp
What can I say? He’s right!
this is a talent! she can suck!
She must be dating a black guy!
Lets see Fat: check White: check Ugly: check, hmmm yeah, that’s probably pretty accurate. That’s how we found out Bill Clinton really was black.
Hey Keith, see that armhair and mustache? Homegirl is Latina. You FAIL at being reverse racist, fuckstick.
@ Keith. LMAO WIN!
@Smeg
not all Latinas are hairy or have mustache…
a “Latina” is miss universe u know??
racist fail to u…
Hmm… Where are her teeth?
that’s what makes her so tantalizing
She ate them?
I know who I’m taking to prom!
Dude the phrase the THE prom…. do you plan to Prominade around if so then going to prom would be correct but if you are going to a dance then say THE prom. And yes this chick has skills. She should open her own glory hole
Grammar fail Dale… Try not to criticize people if you are only going to create your own fail!
serious dale, it’s just a joke. get over it.
yep, definite dalefail, learn how to construct a sentence if you are going to criticize others for the same thing. the internet is not school anyway, so quit criticizing…relax, have fun..
DALEFAIL! DALEFAIL!
She is just regurgitating her lunch. those fat ass soup coolers she has go along with the rest of that porky butt. A pig where pigs come from
ok.. maybe it looks reaaaaally bad.. but try to imagine what she can do for you down there…
Oh Mom, you’ve embarassed me again!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
i´d do her, 4 sure!
Im sure you would…Youd probably do anything with a double chin. Fuckstick.
WOW! I get certain fantasies from this image.. WINNER! LOL!
(A) People, people, this was posted on halloween night… clearly it had consumed the candy that was supposed to go to the children and not wanting to explain itself, it was practicing on ways to scare them off. OR
(B) Miss Blunderblubber found she needed to go on a diet and was used in this experimental Mouth Plug invented by Dr Sanchez in 2005… the object is irremovable from the mouth for 23 hours of the day… of course the experiment failed due to massive casualties for the hour it was removed…
…..she thinks there is actual deer in the “deer park water”
What are you guys talking about? This girl obviously hasn’t been eating enough.
she could go down on me any day Win!
This is a sexy WIN!!! What other girls do you know can do that? I dont care how fat or ugly she is, if she can fit a water bottle in her mouth, I’d hit it.
I Can Fit My Fist In My Mouth. Lol.
she reminds me of Big Burtha from Super Mario
Fat girls are appreciative lovers. I’d nail this plumper and she’d be grateful. Win-Win.
Good looking and talented Double win!
WIN
WIN
and even more win if that bottle was replaced with my D#€K
you just don’t know how to please a voluptuous woman losers!!!11
Maldita gorda de mierda!
celoso?
SHE IS PRETTY;….BIG BUT PRETTY!!! HATERZZZZ
guys really, this is only win if you have a dick with a two-inch diameter. otherwise it’s just a sloppy, loose nom job.
her mouth reminds me of youth in asia’s moms fisted pussy…that was the first time i saw a birth canal
That’s because you were an anal delivery. After her regular nightly donkey show, your constipated cum-dumpster of a mother shat you out, and tried flushing you for half an hour…
Doctors said there was no brain damage, but we all know better, don’t we?
lol
OMG OMG OMG OMG WIN WIN WIN WIN!!!!!!!!!
Youth In Asia man, You can be fucking as awesonme or as stupid as you want. Fuckng Win
WIN!
Wait until you see what she can do to a canned ham…
how “she” plans on turning healthy
poor bottle… watter inside it just it’s tears
Can I get her number??!?!?!?!? WIN!!!!!!!!
wooooooooooooooooo
shes had ALOT of practice putting stuff in her mouth
You’d figure it’d be a chicken wing in her mouth instead of water
MORE LIKE TUMBS DOWN GIRL I HOPE YOU WASHED OFF THAT WATER BOTTLE DIDN’T YOUR MOMMA EVER TELL YOU NOT TO PUT THINGS IN YOUR MOUTH GERMY
what no one realizes is that she is throwing up what she ate earlier
i’m waiting for her to throw up the kids..
@Failer Win! Lol
Why are fat chicks so good at sucking dick? Because they HAVE to be!
actually…fat chicks are better at alot of things..
she should try drinking the water and not eating the bottle… she has the wrong idea of plastic surgery……..
Would be funny if she choked and died
its practice to fit an entire pig in there
ha she’s pathetic.
All you guys who said win are just as sorry as she is fucking whale someone should shoot that bitch and put her out of her misery
Sexy, I think I’m in love.
What a fat Puerto Rican bitch
Hum…sexy bitch !
At least now I know she can handle my big black dick
hella fat she needs to eat the bottle too??