Jesus Fail66
By jason in Design Fail on November 4, 2009
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kill those who makes stuff like this one
Jesus loves me but I still make him wear a condom.
I guess Jesus is Catholic then???
fuck you rocky its awesome u cunt
Yeah Rocky..He likes his flock!
Dont have those thoughts rocky thats what they want.. Forgive them lord for they dont know but soon will find out.
LOL! Hilarious!
Another reason why I don’t follow Jesus…stuff like this happens >.<
STFU, no one cares what you have to say. So now finish bagging the groceries and get the fuck of this web site you stupid slag.
@Owned
What has he/she ever done to you?
Apparently you’re a sexist, for some fucking reason
And actually, I find his/her comments to be funny, even though theyre on almost every picture.
What the fuck is a slag?
Yes I’m a sexist, ask your momma.
Slag is the british term for slut, stupid brits. lol.
cool another arguement on the internet, grow a pair and laugh damn
heartbreak princess win go fall off a cliff Owned
*Facepalm* to HA ! you selfish prick Héhé
The way of thrue!!! I prefer life in mistakes thanks…
That’s one happy smile!!
LOL! HAHAH! So true! So true! xD
I hope that little boy doesn’t experience Jesus’ second coming…
ouch!
hayoooooooooooooo!
Ok that’s a comment win, point Marc
his house must have a little blue square over it when you look it up on the internet LOL
* Pedo Joke just in case u don’t get it
The boy on the right is pretty funny too. “Here Jesus, you can fuck my sheep next!”
Haha! That made me laugh
This is horrible you shouldnt post things like that
its descrasing jesus!!!!
youre descrasing jesus with your spelling
hahahaha!
BLAM WIN!!!
HAHA WIN!!! Bob is right, though.
Bob, keep your religion off of this funny website.
Distasteful win….Let’s put a picture of Mohammed getting head from a kid and see how people react.
That would be awesome. It’s not fair that Jesus gets all the spotlight when we know that Mohammed surely must have at least as much perversion to offer himself.
Yeah. Jesus isn’t the only pedophile!
I’m with ya you stupid fuck.
um, can you shut the fuck up? all of you! First of ALL, DO NOT TALK LIKE THAT ABOUT PROPHET MUHAMMAD! THAT’S DISRESPECTFUL AND SECOND OF ALL REMOVE THAT PICTURE OF JESUS! THAT’S RUDE, AND HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF PROPHETS OF GOD LIKE THAT? STOP MAKING FUN OF MUHAMMAD AND JESUS… OR YOU’LL BURN IN HELL. FEAR GOD, WILL YOU?
LOL im gonna get a bunch a crap for this but screw all your stupid prophets tina and screw your caps lock button
so, um, tINa, um, DO you, um, FOLLOW JESUS, or, um MOHAMMED????? UM UM UmmmUMUMMMTSytDRDTD lol stupid bitch
Tina, if god is as wise as you say, then he would understand the simple comedy. He would not condem us to hell for being imature. Your threats are probably the most sinful thing here.
HA! I totally missed the kids. At a glance, I thought this was a fail for showing a white Jesus.
so if it was a black jesus it wouldn’t be a fail according to you? even thinking he might be black is a epic fail
Nah dude, Jesus probably looked more middle eastern than anything else. The church turned him white to make him more palatable to their hard-working-but-uneducated flock.
i think they are just uneducated
If you are a good hearted religious person, and the sanctity of the lord is very dear to you, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SPENDING YOUR LUNCH BREAK WATCHING PEOPLE FALL OFF OF MOTORCYCLES AND CHOKED BY SWINGSETS?!!?! If you see comments offensive to you and your beliefs on godisfuckingawesome.com, thats one thing, but epic fail? I’m pretty sure this is just a big heathen party.
I SMELL A LOT OF TROLL HERE
serioueingsly. but wats wrong with the whole troll thing, i think its fucking hi-larious
*seriously*… lol, i really messed that one up
that si not fun aat all ur making fun of god
he’ll forgive us.
Okay, god was made up you morons. Just like santa and the tooth fairy.
Jesus did exist–there’s proof in ancient roman documentation–he was a citizen. He was nothing more than a follower of john the baptist who in turn gathered a lot of followers himself. Then one day he was crucified (like millions of others in those times).
Hundreds of years later when constantine made christianity the official religion of rome they decided he should be a divine figure–not just a man.
The rest of it was stolen from previous popular religions to make the religious transition easier…look into the history of your religion and stop being such idiots…or don’t. I hope you choke.
Also, Jesus would have had dark skin. Making him a white man was just classic european racism. I wonder how many jesus freaks would renounce christianity if they found out jesus looked more like osama bin laden. Cause he would have
have a nice day
Everiie Person That Wrote On This Is Soooooo Wack
Lol:P
~ Shaniah <3
that’s how people r so dum
but realize that Jesus is not the one who fail’s here but the person who made the picture of Jesus failed
HAHAHA THAT”LL BE RIGHT HIS A COCK SUCKAAAAAAAA fuck god and all u loving freaks GOD IS A FUCKING FAKE PEICE OF SHIT
ALIENS FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!
i agree completely
I believe there’s a god, But i don’t believe any relgions. I believe in Evlotution and the Big-Bang theory, But there’s always one question: If the big bang was caused by molecules in the air, what Made those molecules? And an even more confusing question is… What made god!? I think about these questions everyday… While Lol’n at Epic Failz
Jimmy the anOrexic squirrel , i haven’t even read your text but i love your name LOL
That’s one creepy-looking Jesus. He looks like he should be wearing a NASCAR cap…
Funny how the Jesus-defenders are the ones with the poorest spelling and grammar skills.
This adds new meaning to the term “for the love of God”
The sign should read “Jesus is my friend… with benefits!”
Epic LOL!
Fail for me… I am SO going to hell! lol…
and the pedobear grew from his beard like a miracle…
lmfao
i think people who make bull**** lke this shud burn in **** this is so noit right. JESUS wasnt like that and for people to make him out to be like that is very wrong i think you need you r head shot off or something because seriously that is really wrong!!!!!
That aint Jesus. Thats Michael Jackson
I guess this is where all the catholic priests get it from.
Lloyd, LOL!!!