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If he has to ask this question I REALLY hope he doesn’t reproduce.
dude thats total bs.. they lyin to you kid. you buy a condom not grow one. epic fail
You’re an idiot. Sarcasm fail.
and the intelligence fail ball just keeps on a rollin’…..
uh dont call me names. why are people on epic fail so mean… I mean its funny but still mean. I suspect its because you lack some deeper meaning in your life, and or your suffering through some problems, but look on the bright side, your alive arent you?
Belive me Daniel, People are unstable violent evil creatures. If we all thought like you, websites like this wouldnt be around. So you are in fact a failure for protecting a fail on a failsite. And yes to answer your question I do lack some meanings in my life so I use unintelligent people like you to find that meaning. Thanks for being my dumbass for the day.
Psychological evaluation fail.
Dude.
dont push me. I’m a dangerous person. give me ten minutes alone with you and I’ll get inside your head. dont push me… you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry
Watch out! Daniels the she-hulk!
A+ for trolling imo
Daniel you are a pathetic person
i think this guy is serious. you’ll see him in the news tomorrow.
oh noes daniel will kick our asses with cocksucking! RUN AWAY! RUN THE FUCK AWAY!
Daniel shut the fuck up and get back on your knees noone told you to speak
from my experience all daniels are stupid douche bags so I would advise just shutting your mouth now.. I dont know you but i hate you for the name you were given. it was a motherly fail… sorry
DONT CALL ME NAMES!! sounds like a 12 yr old at school dude how are you going to say that on the internet… your a fail at life period… you should just go to your closet and cry yourself to sleep
hmm…ive seen alot of “daniel” here…& i thnk they are all u…LOL
every1 seems 2 hate u…what the eff
Ur a fail for posting this on the fail site and not on the actual yahoo answers site while being a total douche… YOU SIR, FAIL! >.<
Daniel, since you obviously didn’t understand this when you read the post, the people answering lied on PURPOSE. Obviously, the child posting the question is not smart enough to be having sex, & deserved those answers. We don’t need stupid children fornicating. He needed to be discouraged like that.
Dude, that comment shows that you fail at failing…..
DASKAT
I see no reason to get so pissed at Dan here. o.0
Who is really stupid enough? Fucking retard >.<
Lets fuck the world together!
I was just…speechless and laughing the whole time I was reading this. I LOVE the responses on the actual question XD
U MUST TO POUR SOME WHITE GLUE IN YOUR PIECE AND WAIT FOR IT TO DRY AND THEN ZOMG!!!
Wait… He’s TWELVE?! OMGZORRO!
FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!im just 12 and im trying to learn someting about sex and now every world makes fun of me. for the one who tries to help me, how can i buy a condom? where? and what would i do with it? i know that condom doesnt grow up, and i dont need to go to hospital! im just 12 and im ready to have sex with my girlfriend. shes 14, and she already had a boyfriend so she knows what to do! but i cant tell her that i dont know whats a condom,otherwise she’ll left me for other guy! need help and not crap!
Dude, relax. Don’t be in a rush to lose you virginity. It’s not that important. Take some time and enjoy being a kid…
If you’re THAT adamant about potentially ruining your life due to disease, pregnancy, etc. then talk to your folks and see if they’ll take you to walmart and get you some.
you fucking idiot google it if you have to, and wal-mart you dumb fuck where else? btw if your gf is 14 and already active, tell her to keep the cock out of her legs, fucks sakes lippy american bastard kids
If your girlfriend has another boyfriend rather then you, then you’re fucking clueless about what a relationship really is in the western world. Have you ever thought about asking your freaking “girlfriend” about condoms?
Here’s your checklist:
1) Grow a brain
2) Dump the cheating whore
3) Talk to your fucking teachers
4) Castrate yourself for the good of the gene pool
boris=WIN
Amusing that people actually think that is the kid that asked the question and not someone acting like him. Also amusing that people think that the original question is legitimate.
Narse, actually this might be the person from the original question. The could have created the fake question to begin with and then added it to this site and commented on it. It is amusing that everyone seems to think it’s real though.
i think u all got troled by troy
in any event, death to america
LOL
Matt = FAIL
boris = FAIL
HeartbreakPrincess = FAIL
You Fail = FAIL
Narse = WINNER
Glizzen = MEGA FAIL
The Rofler = WIN
StitchFace = ALSO THE WINNER!!!!!
How is that a mega fail? It’s not much of a stretch to think that someone who’s enough of a loser to create this fake question just to get a response, might have went a step further and submitted it to this site. I wasn’t saying that you’re the real troy necessarily, just that you could be. I didn’t want to put a limit on how much of a loser you actually are. Get it?
Haha, Troy just owned 3 people and im not saying names. Just wasted a minute of your life and a few seconds thinking of a reply to a troll pretending to be the 12 year old. Now thats Fail
yo troy ur kinda pissy u know?
hun your waaaaay to young to 1. have a girlfriend and 2. be thinking about sex! and why is your girlfriend 14??? and its better for you to lose your virginity to a girl who is also a virgin! just wait longer 12 is too young to have sex…and her being 14 she probably has her period and if you decide to have sex with her the condom could break and she can end up getting pregnant, then you’ll be a father at 12 and you wont be able to live as a kid then.so hold on to your innoccence and wait till your older.
christina fails hard.
How about this, instead of trying to impress this girl, try becoming friends instead. Just a warning, live your life and don’t try to rush it. Because it will definitely come back to haunt bud. Just saying. But if you don’t listen then go ahead and see where it get’s you.
Shut the fuck up and read the comment before you comment on something you bunch of gullable fags. I.E. Shaun and Christina.
Why the fuck are 12 year old ready to have sex anyway?! You prolly don’t even know what jizz is!!
lol your gay for goin on the internet and trolling or whatever they call it people for kicks.
you know what? fuck all yall bloody bastards.
Troy, I knew about sex and everything like that when I was 11, ‘rents gave me ‘the talk’ early. Calm down, enjoy life first, have kids later. See some of the world, have a joyful life with your girlfriend, and then get ready to have kids. Wait until after school, it’ll pay off in the end.
That’s embarrassing. Don’t have sex. Not now, not ever — or at least until you:
1.) Learn how to spell.
2.) Learn proper english.
3.) Grow some pubes.
12?! omg next thing we know kindergarden gradution parties will be awesome!!!!!
they are….if you’re a priest…
lol…im catholic so i’m definitely going to hell for that one…
You’re forgiven, my son! & Amen to that…
amen! !!
Hahah maximus, if you didn’t know, they use that joke in CSI as well x] It was just used in somewhat different circumstances.
@rush – Lmfao, THAT my friend is an epic fail.
comments epic WIN!
this is a prime result of parents keeping sex as a secret until the child grows into a teen or adult.. i remember being restricted from just being alone with a girl, now look lol…
Lol kids this days are dumb ….
Hey Troy.
Why don’t you ask your GF if you can watch her bang the other guy. Maybe you’ll learn something (like you are a loser) then you can ask him where he got the condoms to bang your GF. Everyone wins, your Gf gets banged, her Bf gets her, you see how a man does it, may the Bf can bang you and you can find a whole new area you can use a condom for.
And the fail just keeps on rolling. Seriously, he said “had” a boyfriend, not “has”. This whole thing is fake anyways just by the initial post. Too ridiculous and too convienient to be posting about his own fail on this wonderful fail site that just recently put up the post that had been was made about 15 minutes prior to being added.
Rotflmfao! u told em! i noticed that as soon as i read troys post, and when it was posted XD everyone was owned but troy and us….. LOLZ
wow…
first
oh yeah , u nailed this one
wow this guy totaly needs whip cream up is anus with some blue cheez and crackers on his penis..totaly a buffilo wind money balls with ruber bands on the balls fail tho, i tell u that..
Hense the name of the site proves what we are seeing here
I believe we are seeing a parental failure rather than an intelligence fail. people think sex is tabu and don’t talk about it openly to their kids so at the age of 12 they have to ask strangers about it and with these answers… at the age of 14~15 they become parents… stop criticizing the kid! we are not born with all the knowledge in the world. we learn and to learn we need someone to teach… obviously the kid’s parents were content with some catholic bullshit of story about a bird that delivers babies or flowers whom grow babies… people need to explain kids and tell them what sex really is… and the dangers. fuck the virginity bullshit, fuck the special peace of crap… kids are curious and sooner or later they will learn… now it is the parent’s job to do so they experience sex in a healthy way.
the kid has no fault and the douchebags that told him those shits in the website are complete idiots!
You sir, are a moron. You’re born with a condom that is removable. Babies grow from trees which the stork grew so he can take the baby to the parents. the trees are grown because the man and woman had sex. If the man was born without a condom then he has to use a rubber balloon made out of duct tape and twinkie wrappers. DUH
You good man, are an epic win.
Sparx is right but I can’t help but laugh at the kid too…
For the parents of that poor un-educated kid… A FAIL of biblical proportions! lol
OH SHIT! DIS KID DUN HAVE CAWNDUM! LEZ GIT ‘IM T’ DE HAWSTITAHL AN GIT ‘IM A CAWNDUM TRANSHPLAHNT STAT!!!
*lol sarcasm*
Whole lot of trolling going on here.. xD
I guess i wasn’t born with a condom either, must be why I have 5 kids, and a happy wife. DAMN FATE!
Ha ha, the responses are funnier than the question! Sex ed FAIL. At least they told him about condoms and being safe, so better than nothing I guess.
wow…..
Whooa
well hes obviously not fuckin ready for sex if he doesnt know what a condom is….seriously the little fuck should google it, ask a parent,ask his slutty girlfriend, or maybe not have sex til hes had at least had one fucking sex ed class. seriously my cousin is 9 and she knows what a condom is. also sex is illegal at your age “Troy”
seeing as hes 12 il cut out the swearing but well hes obviously not f******* ready for sex if he doesnt know what a condom is….seriously the little f*** should google it, ask a parent,ask his skanky girlfriend, or maybe not have sex til hes had at least had one sex ed class. seriously my cousin is 9 and she knows what a condom is. also sex is illegal at your age “Troy”
also, if you still think its called a weewee your obviously WAY to young and sorta (acctually really) stupid..
EXACTLY!
This whole entire website should really be put on Comedy Central. This would boost their ratings big time! by the way, this quistion is the biggest fail i have, personally, ever seen LMFAOPM!!!!!!!!! (p.s.) i would have put LMFAOPMS but the PMS statement would arrouse yet another fail lol.
WAT DA FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just let da fuckin kid do watevr he wants to, its not like hes gonna die instantaneously if he has sex at this age
Anybody there?????????????
well, i’m 13 and know what a condom is, i know how to have sex (at my age i don’t want to though), and i think my parents know that i know all this, so they haven’t givin me the “birds and bees” talk or just “the talk”. So don’t say kids are stupid. Some of my friends are stupid though, because they think having a girlfriend is just hugging somebody during passing period.
Well congratulations, what do u want a fucking cookie?
haha lol. good for you. you must think that your so cool now after posting that? you must think your really responsible and mature now right? lol
I dunno guys.. but now I’m consufed.. do condoms really grow?
Wtf are you on? Did you get a bad batch of weed or something?
nah, hes as normal as a baboon could be,
isn’t that right IR ?
Aww, poor guy! I mean, seriously, he’s thinking he’s ready for sex and yet he thinks you grow a condom? Omg that’s just so sad!
lololololl XDDD
Win for What Up’s post