Parallel Parking Fail

Posted on November 6th, 2009


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  1. thirstybrit says:

    Parallel abandonment, more like…

  2. petara says:

    ahhhahaha! there go the wipers again!

  3. jamBot says:

    That is some really bad parallel parking. You don’t cut the wheels soon enough, that why you kept rolling up on the curb like that.

  4. Ha says:

    and roll on the “woman driver” comments. get a life, women are actually better drivers, why do u think we have cheaper insurance?

    • Brammage says:

      because more women have accidents, so the insurance companies get more money back in the long run.

    • KyleZombie says:

      ^ Win!

    • militaryminded85 says:

      thats actully true… women drivers do have more accidents thats why its cheaper

    • Steve says:

      Wow…you guys are clueless. You do realize that insurance companies make more money the FEWER accidents a person has, right? That’s the entire point of being an insurance company (for basically any kind of insurance). People pay you a certain amount a year for coverage far higher than that, but the company comes out ahead as long as the few people who end up costing them more than they took in from those people are far offset by the money they make by the many good drivers who cost them next to nothing. This is exactly why insurance companies offer lower rates for people that have a LOWER risk of accidents, because these are the people that are least likely to end up costing them money later. It’s the same basic logic behind healthier people having an easier time getting health insurance (and for cheaper) and younger people having an easier time getting life insurance for cheaper; the more likely you are to end up paying to the company more than you cost them, the lower the rate they are willing to go with. And that’s why insurance companies charge women less: studies have regularly and consistently shown that, in contrast to your typical sexism, women on average have lower rates of traffic violations and car crashes (although both genders have about the same number of accidents, women just tend to have more minor ones and fewer actual crashes).

    • MyTaxesPayYourBills says:

      yea, so they may have less collisions, but, as shown perfectly here, they are fucking morons when it comes to parking and shit.

    • haha says:

      Thank you steve, perfectly said.

      I had put some links up but I guess they werent confirmed. I have to say I see pretty much equal shit drivers on the road both male and female… I do however tend to see more YOUNG males driving wrecklessly trying to be “cool.”

    • Steve says:

      @MyTaxesPayYourBills: Yeah, because one video proves that all women are terrible at parking…no one has ever seen a guy screw up just as badly…

      Even on this site alone there was the video of a guy who hit the gas instead of the brake while parking and drove his car on top of two other cars…

      I would guess that there’s far less of a correlation between being a woman and being a moron about driving/parking, and far more of a correlation of being a moron and thinking all women are morons about driving/parking…

      And this is coming from a guy, just not a clueless one.

    • lolfail says:

      ok listen up. Just b/c women have cheaper insurance, that does not mean they are “better” drivers.
      Most of them know they can’t drive for shit, so they don’t do anything risky.. they’ll just keep going in a straight line, and keep 10 miles b/w them and the car in front.
      That’s why you have cheaper insurance, not b/c you’re “better” drivers.
      You’re pretty freaking incompetent, but most of you know it. The ones that don’t, do stupid shit like this video and then walk away like they did nothing wrong.

    • Steve says:

      @lolfail There’s one minor problem with your argument. It’s not very compelling when you’re just completely full of crap. Trying to argue against the evidence by bringing up contradictory evidence = smart. Trying to argue against the evidence by just pulling stuff out of your ass based on the very stereotypes that you’re trying to justify in the first place = moronic.

    • rofl says:

      @Steve, what evidence? if ha says it’s true, it’s evidence? Nice. Btw, women have fewer accidents because they don’t go around driving like jerks. That doesn’t mean that they are better drivers… how many women do you see beating men in motorsport?

    • Uneccesary says:

      as a woman, i will admit some (if not most) of us are some pretty shitty drivers. This video was absolutely pathetic. I hope the person who’s car she hit gets super pissed. did she hit the one behind her too?

    • loren says:

      Steve, that one where the car drove up onto two other cars while parking was a 62 year old canadian woman. Steve + reference = FAIL

    • dick says:

      All the women i know have far less driving skills than the men i know, that does not mean women are crappier drivers, but so far my female friends does not better the numbers for chicks.

    • dick says:

      And steve, the gas pedal maniac was a chick.

  5. James says:

    Sorry bout that (girls), but in my country (Brzil), when we have the following equation (women + car), the answer is almost always disaster. LOL.

  6. molly says:

    where the fuck did you learn to drive you have a small car not a fuking big truck a small car is easy to park stupid driver.

  7. aidan says:

    that parking is soooooooooo horrible if i were that guy i wuld just ride an electric scooter

  8. risefox says:

    I hope that blonde gets a parking ticket for careless leaving her car like that and I hope the people that parked there saw that on Epic Fail and get at her for hitting their car. lol

  9. nerd17 says:

    Surprising it took so long seeing as how she looks like the kinda girl that has alotta practice moving her tail end backwards…

  10. maximus says:

    facepalm! an H1 hummer will fit in there.

  11. Bobby says:

    WOW! bitch checks her car for damage.. fucking people in this world should be exterminated.

  12. PornStar Marc says:

    Where did she learn to drive? Cooking school?

  13. Kotstulle says:

    Female and blonde. Nothing more to say….

  14. Jenny says:

    First up – this is HILARIOUS! Secondly – There are good women drivers and bad women drivers and good men drivers and bad men drivers. People are people and those of you who claim one gender is somehow better or worse than the other are just being clowns…and you know it. Nonetheless, I laughed my a$$ off at this video! :)

  15. beaver says:

    women only have cheaper insurance beacause men know how to drive which makes them crazy ass daredevils causing accidents. Women manage to kill someone with 20 km/h (and they manage to kill cars with parallel parking)!

  16. maximus says:

    well put steve.

    although personally i see women doing more stupid stuff on the road like putting on make up and diggin through their purses while stoppin on a red light.

  17. sekeon says:

    BLOND…..BLOND….BLOND….

  18. mitchell says:

    women are just shit drivers in general

  19. TomAss says:

    men have accidents trying to be cool, women on the other hand, cus they cant do better.

  20. J.J. says:

    Woman or not, I personally can parallel park better at night in a poorly lit parking lot while wasted. I’ve done it before and I live in an area where parallel parking’s uncommon.

  21. Sparx says:

    Women pay cheaper car insurance because there are less women driving cars, proportionally to men. and also, women tend to drive the family’s car (which mainly is in the husband’s name). It’s true that a majority of women don’t show talent but on the other hand, men interests in automotive in a far younger age than women ( boys like cars, girls like barbies ). I’m not saying that women are the worst and men are the best… I’m saying that women’s interest diverges from auto-motion and men think about cars since childhood. So… women are generally worse drivers not because theyr gender or because sex wars, it’s because they see cars as a tool and us men see it as a new world to explore.

    Sorry girls for the comment… But neither sides had arguments for what you’ve been saying and i, having a father working on an insurance company, think to be able to enlighten you.

  22. secho says:

    @Sparx:
    Finally a good comment on women vs man driving & insurance.

    PS: that vid was hilarious but also kind of frustrating XD

  23. Chris says:

    How the hell did she get her driver`s license!!????? :O

  24. Rachael says:

    She is retarded. We all agree on that. Lets just leave it to that, and not make this into a debate about women vs men.


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